Love Nismi Symbol Of Love

Feelings

2011-11-10T06:47:00.001-08:00

A thousand words rose to my lips but fell silent,

A million emotions churned out from my heart

Outnumbering the stars in the night sky,

In that silence tears rolled down my cheeks

to find the gentle palm of yours holding mine.

The warmth of your hand gave my soul wings to fly

from the year-long separation that we have had,

Your very presence cleared all the doubts

just as the sun drives away the clouds.

It was bliss to lose myself

in the infinite love of your perfect eyes,

It was heaven to melt away

in the honey dew smile of yours,

which said you will never leave me!

Some Amazing Lines...

2011-11-10T06:42:00.001-08:00

A true quote:

if silence is meant to be the best for all situations...then why we all get o hurt when people don't talk to us??

one of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that.... "we always believe there is more time in tomorrow then today"

We work for making better tomorrow but when tomorrow comes instead of enjoying again we start thinking for better tomorrow.

thts life

When we were small we laughed less but there was infinite hidden happiness as we grow up we learn to laugh more to hide the unspoken sadness

Perfect Pearl:

Remember that no one will understand you perfectly in life just give credit to those who have at least tried to do it...

A heart dies when it is not able to share its feelings... but a heart kills itself when another heart doesn't understand its feelings...

Loving someone doesn't need a reason if u can explain why u love someone it's called 'like'

If u can't explain it's simply called 'love'

Heart Melting Words:

Tears will'nt come when u miss a person, it comes when u don't want to miss a person....just feel it!!!

Beautiful truth against gravity:

The heart feels light when someone is in it. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it......

Sharing problems & asking for help doesn't mean that we are weak or incompetent, it usually indicates an advanced level of trust...

Walking alone is not difficult... but when we walked a mile with someone, then coming back alone is more difficult....

A very nice observation:

The world's best friends never have the same nature they just have the best 'understanding' of their 'differences'

Don't judge a person by what other's say the person may be true to you but not to others because the same sun which melts the ice hardens the clay too…

don't feel bitter that people remember you only when they need you feel privileged that you are like a candle that comes to mind when there's a power failure

Truth of Life:

we make them cry who care for us, we cry for them who never care for us & we care for them who will never cry for us... smooth roads never make good drivers clear sky never make good pilots problem free life never makes strong person so don't ask life 'why me?' say 'try me'...

you can fall in love with the personality of any one but remember finally you have to live with the character & not with the personality....

mistakes are painful when they happen but years later a collection of mistakes is called experience

which leads you to success....

life is like a piano. shite keys are happy moments & black keys are sad moments but remember both keys are played together to give sweet music…

often we stand at life's crossroads & view what we think is the end. but GOD has much vision &

he tells us 'relax my child' its just a 'bend'...

we live in our dreams,but dreams may die. don't get shattered,never ever cry; the world is big & has lots to give pick up a new dream thats the way to live...

when you feel you are alone in a crowd when you think no one can understand you when you hate your life just close your eyes & see her face who loves you more than anyone else who cares for you in loneliness & dies for you when you cry she is no one but your sweet loving MOM...

the best relationship is not the one which is free from problems & Misunderstandings its the one where a sorry & a smile can make everything perfect as before...

a good relation does not depend on how good understanding we have but it depends on how better we avoid misunderstandings...

care is the sweetest form of love when someone says take care it really means that you will stay in their heart till its last beat...

one can cross an ocean without wetting his legs but cannot cross his love & life without wetting his eyes...

every one has a 'best friend' during each stage of life but only lucky ones have the same friend in all stages of life...

Life is different than teacher,A Teacher teaches lesson. then keeps the exam. But the life keeps the exam first then teaches the lesson...

Affection Is Not Measured When Both Take Care Of Each Other It Is Measured When One Ignores And The Other Still Continues To Care...

In life, we seldom find true love if ever you find it, hold on to it and never let it go, for it is the only true thing in life...

Thoughts lead on to purpose leads into actions form habits habits decide character and Character fixes our destiny...

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone...

Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do... Never allow someone to be your priority when you're just an option for them...

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment...

Khwaeishen

2011-11-10T06:24:00.001-08:00

Hume Teri Bahon Me Fannah Hona Hain

Tere Dil Me Aaj Utar Jana Hai

Tere Aankhon Ke Sagar Me Dub Jana Hain

Tere Har Gum Ko Apna Bana Lena Hai

Tere Chehre Ki Ek Hasi

Ban Gayi Meri Har Khushi

Tere Liye Duniya Se Lad Jaun

Pyaar Ki Khatir Kuch Bhi Kar Jaun

Teri Rooh Ko Choo Jana Hai

Tujhe Apna Bana Hai

Teri Aankhon Se Gira Har Moti

Ab Toh Hume Pi Jana Hai

Tumhari Muskurahat Ke Piche Chupe Gum Ko

Aaj Apni Aankhon Me Sajana Hain

Teri Aankhon Me Ek Khwab Sajana Hai

Tuje Apna Bana Hai

Zindagi

2011-11-10T06:21:00.001-08:00

Zindagi Ek Kitab Hai

Jiske Har Panne Par Ek Khwab Hai

Ek Rishat Hai, Ek Ehsas Hai

Koi Na Jane Uske Har Pane Ke Bad Kya Hain

Vo Toh Hum Sochte Hain Ki Zindagi Mazak Hai

Kehne Ko Toh Ziindagi Apni Hoti Hai

Par Hum Jite Kisi Or Ke Lite Hai

Yaaron Kabhi Kisi Ke Liye Marke Toh Dekho

Kabhi Mat Sochna Ki Zindagi Ek Mazak Hai

Zindagi Toh Ek Kitab Hain

Jiske Har Pane Par Ek Khwab Hai

Zindagi Kabhi Apne Liye Jiyo

Uske Har Ehsas Ko Jiyo

Fir Manoge Ki Yeh Zindagi Kitni Haseen Hai

Kabhi Mat Sochna Zindagi Mazak Hai

Yeh Toh Ek Kitab Hai

Ziske Har Paane Par Khwab Hai

Zindagi Me Ahmesha Dukh Nahi Hote

Na Hi Hamesha Khushi

Yeh Toh Bas Bhwnao Ka Sehlav Hai

Kabhi Mat Sochan Zindagi Mazak Hai

Yeh Toh Ek Kitab Hain

Jiske Har Panne Par Khwab Hai

Nighaen

2011-11-10T06:18:00.001-08:00

Nighaen Bahut Kuch Kehti Hai

Nazre Bahut Kuch Sehti Hai

Inse Nighaen Mila Kar Toh Dekho

In Ka Dard Samjh Kar Toh Dekho

Fir Kehna Ki Mujhe Tumse Pyaar Nahi

Fir Kehna Ki In Nighaon Me Tumhara Aitbar Nahi

Meri Wafayi Par Tumhe Naaz Nahi

Kabhi In Aankhon Me Zhak Kar Toh Dekho

Har Assoon Ki Ek Kahani Hai

Bas Yahi Meri Zubani Hai

Jawani Tere Naam Ki

Teri Bewafai Mere Kis Kaam Ki

Lafzo Me Jo Mai Kah Na Saka

In Nighaon Se Dadhkar Toh Dekho

Kabhi In Aankhon Me Zhak Kar Toh Dekho

Ways 2 Make You Smile

2011-11-10T06:14:00.001-08:00

01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.

02. Hold a door open for a stranger.

03. Invite someone to lunch.

04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.

05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.

06. Bring cookies to work.

07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.

08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.

09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.

10. Call your parents.

11. Let someone know you miss them.

12. Treat someone to a movie.

13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.

14. Visit a retirement center.

15. Take a child to the zoo.

16. Fill up your spouse’s car with gas.

17. Surprise someone with a small gift.

18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.

19. Write a letter to a distant relative.

20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.

21. Put a dime in a stranger’s parking meter before the time expires.

22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.

23. Send someone flowers to where they work.

24. Invite a friend to tea.

25. Recommend a good book to someone.

26. Donate clothing to a charity.

27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.

28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.

29. Give blood.

30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who’s really busy or just needs a break.

31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.

32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren’t any left.

33. Help someone with a heavy load.

34. Ask to see a store’s manager and comment on the great service.

35. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.

36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.

37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.

38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.

39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.

40. Leave a joke on someone’s answering machine.

41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.

42. Forgive a loan.

43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you’re done using it.

44. Tell someone you believe in them.

45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.

46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.

47. Offer to watch a friend’s home while they’re away.

48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you’re out shopping.

49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.

50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.

51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.

52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.

53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.

54. Dance with someone who hasn’t been asked.

55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.

56. Give children’s clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.

57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole neighborhood.

58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.

59. Call someone’s attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.

60. Invite someone to go bowling.

61. Figure out someone’s half-birthday by adding 182 days, and surprise them with a cake.

62. Ask someone about their children.

63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.

64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.

65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.

66. Encourage someone’s dream, no matter how big or mall it is.

67. Pay for a stranger’s cup of coffee without them knowing it.

68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.

69. Ask an older person for their advice.

70. Offer to take care of someone’s pet while they’re away.

71. Tell a child you’re proud of them.

72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.

73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.

74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker’s desk.

75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.

76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.

77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.

78. Give someone a homemade gift.

79. Write a poem for someone.

80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.

81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.

82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.

83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they’re okay.

84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone’s house.

85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.

86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.

87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.

88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid’s lemonade stand.

89. Forgive someone when they apologize.

90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you’re about to leave a shopping center.

91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.

92. Leave a pint of your spouse’s favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.

93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.

94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.

95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.

96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.

97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.

98. Ask someone if they’ve lost weight.

99. Make a donation to a charity in someone’s honor.

100. Take a child to a ballgame.

And last, but not least…

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WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

2011-07-14T10:53:00.001-07:00

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

I SEE YOUR FACE,

YOUR SMILE SHINES SO BRIGHT

I AM IN PARADISE.

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

I CAN SEE THE STARS,

YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE

NOW I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

YOU ARE ALL I SEE

YOU ARE HEAVEN TO ME.

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

THIS FEELING NEVER ENDS

PLEASE GUIDE ME FROM THIS UNKNOWN

MAKE ME YOUR VERY OWN.

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

I SEE BEAUTY ALL AROUND

I CAN HEAR THE BIRDS SING,

WE ARE WALKING IN THE SAND

YOU ARE WITH ME

HOLDING MY HAND.

WHEN I OPEN MY EYES

YOU ARE REALLY THERE,

TO TAKE AWAY MY TROUBLES

YOU DO SO MUCH TO CARE.

I WILL KEEP MY EYES WIDE OPEN

LOOK AT THINGS, I DID NOT SEE,

WE HAVE A DREAM COME TRUE

IT WILL ALWAYS LAST WITH YOU AND ME

Jinki tamanna dilme thi,

Judai ab hum unki sehte hai,

fursat nahi unhein humse baat karne ki,

isliye hum har waqt khamosh se rehte hai...

प्यार हुआ भी है कि नहीं

2011-04-27T09:48:00.001-07:00

कई बार आप खुद समझ नहीं पाते कि आपको प्यार हुआ भी है कि नहीं..आइए हम करते हैं आपकी मदद...ये 12 बातें साबित कर देंगी कि आप प्यार में है कि नहीं...

12
जब आप रात को उससे फोन पर बात कर देते हैं और फोन रख देते हैं, तो फोन रखने के दो मिनट बाद भी आपको उनकी याद आती है...

11
जब आप उनके साथ होते है तो खुद ही धीरे चलने लगते हैं....

10
उनके आसपास होने से खुद आपको शर्म आने लगती है.....

9
उनकी आवाज सुनते ही आपके चेहरे पर हंसी खिल जाती है......

8
जब उनकी तरफ आप देखते हैं तो आसपास खड़ा कोई और नजर नहीं आता, बस वही नजर आता है....

6
वहीं है बस जिसके बारे में आप सोचते हैं.......

5
आप को यह एहसास है कि जब भी आप उन्हें देखते हैं तो हमेशा हंसते रहते है.....

4
उन्हें देखने के लिए आप कुछ भी कर सकते हैं......

3
यह सब पढ़ते समय आपके दिमाग में किसी एक इंसान की सूरत घूम रही है......

2
यह पढ़ते समय आप उस इंसान के बारे में पढ़ने में इतने मशगूल थे कि आपको ध्यान ही नहीं रहा कि सातवें नंबर का पाइंट तो है ही नहीं.......

1
अब आप ऊपर जा कर 7 वां नंबर ढूंढेगे, और नीचे आकर खुदko.

....PLZ..YE
MAT PUCHHNA
.....ki mai ko.

Words from married wise men...

2011-04-05T10:37:00.001-07:00

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

-David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

-Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

-Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,"What does a woman want?"

-Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

-Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

-Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

-Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

-James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

-Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

-Nash

You know what I did before I married?

Anything I wanted to.

-Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.

-Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

-Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the cl-assifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

-Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

-Anonymous

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

5 Ways to Make Sex Sexier

2011-04-04T09:38:00.001-07:00

A good sex life takes time. Also efforts to maintain it. It won't always be easy our busy lives are taxing and often leave us tired and devoid of the imagination and motivation required to keep up the pace. Having good sex doesn't necessarily mean spending hours and hours of frolicking, it can be as simple as doing something a little different just for a change.

While sex drive is natural, how we express our sexuality varies from instinctual mating just to get off or have children, to expressing caring intimacy and loving sensuality with our partners. Mating sex is natural. Caring, intimate sexuality is learned.

People view sexuality in different ways depending on their culture, personal attitudes and expectations, which are often based on past experiences. Sadly, many are exposed to negative sexual experience in childhood, which greatly inhibits positive, other-centered sexual sharing. But we often become defensive and resistant to learning new sexual attitudes.

1 Sex in a new locale is definitely up there in exciting things to do for better sex. You can take a drive somewhere secluded where you can get a bit risqué.

2 Cock rings slow the drain of blood out of your erection, and keep you harder for longer. A very hard penis stimulates a woman's insides slightly differently -- and much better -- than one that is getting soft around the edges. Cockrings serve many different purposes for different people. First, they are safe, provided that you do not wear one for more than 15-20 minutes at a time. Basically, they trap the blood vessels that drain the penis, allowing it to stay firm for 15-20 minutes at a time. Wearing one for longer than that risks that the structures will not be getting fresh oxygenated blood, and cells may start to die.

3 Sex should be something to which you look forward. Foreplay is what gets you excited and anticipating the main event. It doesn't have to be limited to the 15 minutes before you'd like to have sex. You could start the day with sexy text messages (think MMS with a revealing photo or an e-mail expressing how hot your husband looked as you both left for work).

4 Reaching orgasm at the same time is easier said than done. But if the woman can orgasm (it's usually more difficult for her) and she gives her husband fair warning that it's about to happen, he might be able to reach orgasm with her. This intensifies the moment and truly has the two of you feeling like one (not to mention feeling like porn stars). In the end, you'll probably collapse into each others' arms from exhaustion - and have the best sleep ever.

5 It's extreme, yes, but highly effective. That's because when you tell yourself you can't have something, you want it even more. The same is true in the bedroom -- especially if you and your partner have been together for a while and sex has become automatic. Instead of focusing on the end game, learn to enjoy the sensuality of sex. Tease yourself -- and him. Get undressed, dim the lights and take turns exploring each other's bodies.

Koshish Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti

2010-12-23T06:23:00.001-08:00

Koshish Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Lahron Se Dar Kar Nauka Par Nahin Hoti

Koshish Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Nanhi Chiti Jab Dana Lekar Chalti Hai

Chadhti Deewaron Par Sau Bar Phislati Hain
Man Ka Viswas Ragon Mein Sahas Bharta Hain

Chadhkar Girna Girkar Chadhna Na Akharta Hain
Akhir Uski Mehnat Bekar Nahin Hoti

Koshis Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Dubkiyan Sindhu Mein Gotakhor Lagata Hain

Ja Jakar Khali Haath Laut Aata Hain
Milte Nahin Sahaj Hi Moti Gahre Pani Mein

Badhta Duna Utsah Isi Hairani Mein
Muthi Uski Khali Her Bar Nahi Hoti

Koshis Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Asaflta Ek Chunauti Hain Swavikar Karo

Kya Kami Rah Gayi Dekho Aur Sudhar Karo
Jab Tak Na Safal Ho Nid Chain Ko Tyago Tum

Sangharshon Ka Maidan Chod Mat Bhago Tum
Kuch Kiye Bina Hi Jayjaykar Nahin Hoti
Koshis Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti

- Love Nismi Give Comment

Diwali Poems for You to Cherish......Happy Diwali to All My Friends

2010-11-04T05:01:00.001-07:00

It's the "Festival of Lights" today,
It's again the day of Diwali,
It's time to dress up folks,
It's time to adorn the thali.

It's the occasion to throng the temples,
Pray to the Gods and give them offerings,
It's an opportunity to entreat the deities,
To bless us all and rid us of sufferings.

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It's the day to light the diyas,
Ignite the rockets and burst crackers,
But it's also the time to be safe,
From the fireworks and all the sparklers.

It's the season to pay a visit,
To all our friends and relations,
To hand them over sweets and presents,
Diwali is our splendid chance.

But while you spend a time of joy,
Don't think it's merriment all the way,
Out there wait many of those,
For whom it's no time to be gay.

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Denied of laughter and smiles for days,
They know not what it is to enjoy,
Can you not share something you have,
Can you not bring them a little joy?

When you can make someone else smile
When you can be someone's ally
That's when you can yourself be glad
That's when you'll have a HAPPY DIWALI!

MY LOVE FOR YOU

2010-11-04T04:54:00.001-07:00

When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"

When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, vinod Said I Love U....
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear..

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When U Were 25 Yrs Old, vinod Said I Love U....
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N

Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, vinod Said I Love U....
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.."

When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."

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When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me..
When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Smile At Me..

When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U....
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'm Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..With Our Hand Crossing Together..

When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried..
That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of vinod's Life!

Because U Said U Love

Me!!!

Phir Chand Khila

2010-08-29T10:13:00.001-07:00

Phir Chand Khila
Phir Raat Thami

phir Dil Ne Kaha
Hai Teri kami

Phir Yaado'n K Jhonkey Mehk Gaye
Phir Dil k Armaa'n Behk Gaye

Phir Jannat c Lagti hai Zamee'n
Phir Dil Ne Kaha

Hai Teri Kami
Phir Guzray Lamho'n Ki Baaten

Phir Jagi Jagi c Raaten
Phir Theher Gai Palko'n Pe Nami

Phir Dil na Kaha
Hai Teri Kami....

agar kabhi koi lamha

2010-08-29T10:08:00.001-07:00

agar kabhi koi lamha
aisa zakhm de jaye
k koi bhi marham us
zakhm ko na bhar paye
Tum udas mat hona

Tum mayush mat hona
zindgi k sub mausam
saray log ay humdum
aik se nahi hote

zindgi ki rahon main
hadsey bhi atey hain
hadson se barh ker kuch
waaqay bhi atay hain

waqt k hi marhum se
zakhm bhar bhi jatay hain
din buray hon ya achay
bus guzer hi jatay hain

waqt ko guzerna hai
zakhm ko bhi bherna hai
dard k charhay derya
ko abhi uterna hai
Tum udas mat hona
Tum mayush mat hona

Its Balle Balle time again!

2010-08-29T10:06:00.001-07:00

Sardarji one

Manager asked sardar at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Sardarji two

After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”

Sardarji three

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

Sardarji four

Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes - Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.

Sardarji five

Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the third floor, and it has caught fire, so how will you escape?
Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!

Sardarji six

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardarji seven

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new.

Sardarji eight

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife.
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!

Sardarji nine

Sardar attending an interview.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Sardar: If you give me the address I will go there sir.

Sardarji ten

Sardar in airplane going to Bombay.
While it is landing he is excited and shouts: Bombay.. Bombay
Airhostess: Be silent.
Sardar: Ok. Ombay… Ombay!

Funny

2010-08-29T10:01:00.001-07:00

4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola.
1 bhi customer nahi aaya ..
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*Chal ek aur*
Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola.
1 bhi customer nahi..
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petrol pump ka board nahi hataya..
*Chal ek aur*
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.
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*Chal ek aur*
Taxi
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Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.
but taxi wahi ki wahi.
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*Chal ek aur*
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa.
warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye.
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Good jokes-sardar again

2010-08-29T09:58:00.001-07:00

Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?
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1) It saves revision time.
2) He likes combined studies.
3) Lastly he wants sum1 2 keep an eye on him.....

Sardar saw a board at the center of a pond
He tried to read but couldn’t

At last he swims to the center of the pond just to read
“Crocodile present, don’t swim”

2 Sardars bank lootne gaye,
Par gun bhool gaye…
Phir bhi bank loot liya
Kaise???
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Bank Manager bhi sardar tha. Bola
“I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”
One day sardar found cigarette in daughter’s room
“Oh God, she smokes?”
Then found whisky,
“Oh God, she drinks?”
Then finally saw a nude boy,
“Thank god, toh yeh sab is munde ka hai”
Santa ke pita USA se aaye.
Pita: teri maa kahan hai?
Santa: Woh toh marr gayee!
Pita: Saale tune mujhe bataya q nahin?
Santa : Maine socha aapko surprise dunga
Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha
Santa ne new sim car kharid kar usse sms kiya
“Mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tang
nahin kar sakta“
Santa : I kiss my wife before i go to office
Friend: I also kiss your wife after you go to your office
Santa: Haha.., but I am first!
Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, upar ka seat mila tha…
Dost: Toh exchange kyun nahin kiya
Sardar: Arrey bewakoof, kisse karta... neeche ke seat pe koi bhi nahin tha.
Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarentee hai:
Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin
tutega
Sardar: Wah!! Pack it..
Sardarni: Lo light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo ki na vahi sardaron waal baat,
Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayega
Sardar ko ladki hui
Sardarni: Sunoji, jab yeh badi hogi toh ladke usse patayengey
Sardar: oye, koi gal nahin kushwinder, maine is problem ka solution dhoond
liya hai
Sardarni: Kya?
Sardar: Hum iska naam “Didi” rakhengey
Sardar's dad died and he was crying
after a couple of minutes sardar cries Louder.
Friend :- What happened now?
Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......
Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 mile
chalna pada.
Sardarji :- Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete. ........
Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
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Nasa ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas
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Unko pucha gaya to bole... : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nhi hoga.......
If sardar want to dial 9449494494..
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.
Sardar: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED.......
Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle
suddenly he saw a snake hanging on d tree
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sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak
And he said: " ese latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN
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Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train
Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,
Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur
wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja....
Sardar: Yeh kela(banana) kaisa diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sardar:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de........
One day a Santaji talking with his friend....
Santa ji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6
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Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
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kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..
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arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi joke
chahiye tumhe...
jaan lelo bechare sardaron ki...
hahaha….

Thoughts For The Day

2010-08-29T09:31:00.001-07:00

No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

God didn't promise days without pain, laughter, without sorrow, sun, without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way.

Disappointments are like road bumps, they slow you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards. Don't stay on the bumps too long. Move on!

When you feel down because you didn't get what you want, just sit tight and be happy, because God has thought of something better to give you.

When something happens to you, good or bad, consider what it means.

There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you how to laugh more or not to cry too hard.

You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the prson to realize your worth.

It's better to lose your pride to the one you love, than to lose the one you love because of pride.

We spend too much time looking for the right person to love or finding fault with those we already love, when instead we should be perfecting the love we give.

Never abandon an old friend. You will never find one who can take there place.

Friendship is like wine, it gets better as it grows older.

BHEEGI RATON MEIN !

2010-08-29T09:26:00.001-07:00

Koi Waqat Purana Yaad Aya
Phir Daor Suhana Yaad Aaya,

Aor Chupky Se In dewaron Pe
Kuch Likh Kar JanaYaad Aaya,

Tera Milna Paidh Ki Chaon Mein
Aor Sir Rakh Dena Kandhy Per,

Mera Ye Kehna Koi Dekh Na Le
Tera Wo Ghabrana Yaad Aaya,

Aisa Bhi To Aksar Hota Tha
Mein Tujh Ko Chorny Jata Tha,

Barish Ki Bheegi Raton Mein
Tera Hath Hilana Yaad Aaya,

Wo Waqat Geya Beety Lamhy
Ab Har Janib Tanhaie Hai,

Bas Ek Hai Manzar Ankhon Mein
Tera Chorr K Jana Yaad Aaya !

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One Line Proposals, Even Shorter Rejections

2010-08-29T09:20:00.001-07:00

1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Reply : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!

2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.

Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten?

3. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.

Reply : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!

4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

Reply : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!

6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine?

7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Reply : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would be enough)

8. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.

Reply : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place!

9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Reply : So, that's your problem.. simple mathematics otherwise!

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Teacher and Student

2010-08-22T07:14:00.001-07:00

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!

Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga

Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota

Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do :)

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Jaan Bhi Tere Paas Hai !!

2010-08-12T09:17:00.001-07:00

Sari Duniya Ki Muskan Tere Pass Hai
Ye Jamin Or Asman Tere Pass Hai
Gum Na Karna Ki Tuje Yaad Nahi Karte
Ae Dost Meri To Jaan Bhi Tere Paas Hai !!

Dard Dene Wale Bahut Milte Hai
Mgar Dard Lene Wale Bahut Kam Milte Hai
Najuk Waqt Me Hame Yaad Karna Kyoki
Jingdi Me Sachhe Dost Bahut Kam Milte Hai !!

Firaq-E-Yaar Me Jo Ja Milenge
To Mere Jaise Hosle Kam Milenge
Jahan Saari Duniya Nigahe Fer Legi
Wahan E Dost Tumhe Sirf Hum Milenge !!

Sache Dost Ki Ek Nishani -"Wo Aapki”
Aankhon Me Us Waqt Dard Dekh Leta Hai,
Jab Duniya Aapse Keh Rahi Hoti Hai
Yaar Tum Muskurate Bahut Ho !!

Chor Ki Chori Me Shor Nahi Hota,
Nayi Patang Me Dor Nahi Hota,
Har Gali Me Mod Nahi Hota,
Aur Humse Dosti Karne Wala Kabhi "Bor" Nahi Hota !!

Aapki Yaad Karte Hai Itni Asman Me
Rosani Hai Jitni Yakeen Nahi To Call Karke Dekhiye
Hum Karenge Baat Aapse Utni Aapke Mobile Me Laxmi Hai Jitni !!

Dosti Me Baat Karo Jaise "Ful Talktime"Yad Karo
Jaise "Free Roaming"Pyaar Karo Jaise "Life Time"
Jhagada Karo Jaise "No Coverage"Or Smile Jaise "Toll Free !!

Har Majboori Se Ladna Sikh Lo
Har Gum Ke Saath Jeena Sikh Lo
Busy Hum Bhi Kam Nahi
Par Hamari Tarah Dosto Ko Yaad Karna Sikh Lo !!

1 Hassi Jo Hasa De 1 Ansoo Jo Rula De
1 Aarzoo Jo Jaga De 1 Chahat Jo Samza De
Har Aahat Jo Jaan Le Us Rishte Ka Naam Hai Dosti!!

Kya Karege Ishq Kar Ke Dosto
Jab Cahane Wale Ne Hi Dil Tod Diya
Hum Par Shak Na Karo Dosto
Kyu Ki Humne To Ab Ishq Karna Hi Chhod Diya !!

Kaise Ho Tum Jo Chodkr Ja Rahe Ho
Aapne Sab Kasme Wade Todkar Ja Rahe Ho
Teri Dosti Pe Bhi Yakin Tha Humko
Phir Kis Liye Tum Muh Modkar Ja Rahe Ho !!

Dosti Kisi Ki Riyasat Nahi Hoti
Maut Kisiki Amanat Nahi Hoti
Sambhal Ke Rakna Qadam Yaaha
Don Ki Dosti Todne Wale Ki Zamanat Nahi Hoti !!

Kabhi To Teri Palko Pe Jhilmil Aau Mai
Tu Intzaar Kare Aur Na Aau Mai
Dost Samundar Me Pahuch Ke Fareb
Mat Karna Kaho To Kinare Pe Hi Doob Jau Mai !!

Dosti Yakeen Pe Tiki Hoti Hai,
Ye Deevar Badi Mushkil Se Khadi Hoti Hai,
Kabi Fursat Mile To Padhna Kitab Rishto Ki,
Dosti Khoon Ke Rishton Se Bhi Badi Hoti Hai !!

Samundar Me Na Koi Jab Kinara Milega
Na Apno Ka Jab Tumhe Sahara Milega
Dubte Waqt Zara Tum Yeh Dekh Lena
Ki Us Waqt Bhi Tumhe Hath Hamara Milega !!

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list of our progressive states & cities

2010-08-06T11:21:00.001-07:00

I have a list of our progressive states and cities

The most corrupt state: New Delhi (Corruption is taught @ the Age of 10 here) Hence children's cheat their own parents most here in the North..

The most Violent State: Jammu & Kashmir

The Most Lazy state: Himachal

The Most Educated state: Kerala

The most Devoted State: Chennai

Neighbors pride owners envy state: Andhra

Determined state: Bangalore

Colourful state: Goa

The most Vibrant: Gujrat

Raw materials State: Bihar

Confused State: Haryana

Green State : Punjab.

No Mans Land: Nagaland

State run by the Bureucrats only : U.P

Silent State: Orissa

Dead State: West Bengal :-) [?]

Wet State: Arunachal

Anonymus state: Manipur

Foreign state: Pondicherry, tripura, Meghalaya (none of he youngsters are aware of these states as part of india (sic)

Warriors state: Maharashtra

Disciplined state: Madhya Pradesh

Simple state: Rajasthan

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WAQT NAHIN......

2010-08-05T11:34:00.001-07:00

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahin.

Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahin.

Maan Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas Toh Hai,
Par Maan Ko Maan Kehne Ka Waqt Nahin.

Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhen Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahin.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahin.

Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahin.

Aankhon Mein Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka hi Waqt Nahin.

Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahin.

Paison ki Daud Mein Aise Daud padey hain,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahin.

Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apne Sapnon Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahin.

Tu Hi Bata Aey Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahin...

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Facts about Water

2010-08-05T11:25:00.001-07:00

70% of our body is filled with water. In diseased states where body water is affected, the compartment or compartments that have changed can give clues to the nature of the problem. Body water is regulated by hormones such as anti-diuretic hormone (ADH), aldosterone and atrial natriuretic peptide. Try to get the best drinking water possible. Check out some facts about the water you're drinking.

1. Air is not completely clean, the food we eat may have insignificant amounts of toxic, the products that we use on our skin and hair are also toxic. Water removes the dangerous toxins that are added into our body.

2. Water cushions our body joints.

3. Water acts as a transport for oxygen and nutrition throughout the cells in the body.

4. Water helps regulate body temperature.
5. Water helps prevent blood pressure from dropping to critical levels.

6. Water helps to defend against blood clots.

7. Water encourages bowel movement.

8. Water helps the normal kidney function from getting impaired.

9. Water keeps us from getting excessively dry skin.

10. Water lowers incidence of urinary tract infections.

11. Water also helps us from experiencing reoccurring headaches.

12. Water also helps alleviate fevers.

13. Hydrotherapy is the therapeutic use of hot / cold water externally to problems.

14. Hot water stimulates the immune system.

15. Hot water is also used to increase the body's flow. Imagine coming home from a hard day's work and soaking yourself in a bathtub for an hour. When you get up, your body will feel more relaxed and stressed than before. Professional athletes will usually take a steam bath or relax in a whirlpool after a rigorous training session.

16. Cold water reduces inflammation. Ice pack reduces swelling.

17. A cold water sitz bath is used to treat constipation, irregular vaginal discharge, hemorrhoids.

18. Spa treatments using alternating hot and cold water improve upper respiratory problems, congestion, foot infections, and headaches.

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Yaad Rehengi....

2010-08-05T11:21:00.001-07:00

Yeh pyaari nigahein yaad rahengi,
Mil kar na milne ki ada yaad rahegi,
Mumkin nahi ki main tumhe bhula doon,
Aur umar bhar tumhein bhi meri yaad na aaya !!

Sayari banti hai zindagi ke lamhon se,
Lamhe bante hai khubsurat palon se,
Inpalon ko kabhi khone matdena,
Hume apne se dur kabhi hone mat dena !!

Mulakat bbi kabhi aasu de jati he,
Najre bbi kabhi dhoka de jati he,
Gujre huye lamho ko yaad karke dekhiye,
tanhayi bhi kabhi sukun de jati hai !!

Itni dosti na karo ki bigad jaye hum
thoda danta karo ki sudhar jaye hum
ho jaye koi khata to ho jana khafa par
itna bhi nahi ki mar jaye hum !!

pyaar kia to uski mohabat nazar aayi,
dard hua hume to palke uski bhar aayi,
Do dilo ki dhadkan me ek bat nazar aayi,
dil to vinod ka dhadka par
awaz shilpa ke dil se aayi !!

Na pine ka shok tha na pilane ka shok tha,
vinod ko to sirf najre milane ka shok tha,
par kya kare ham nazre hi usse mila baithe,
jise nazro se pilane ka shok tha !!

Ae khuda tumne hume Kitaab banaya hota,
Vo jab jab hote tanha,
Hame haatho mein uthaya hota,
Wo padte-padte so jate,
Aur hume seene se lagaya hota !!

Sari umar aankho mein ek sapna yaad raha,
Sadiyaan beet gayi wo lamha yaad raha,
Jaane kya baat hai aap mein,
Sari mehfil bhul gaye bas wo pal yaad reh gaya !!

Reh na paoge kabhi bhulakar dekho,
yakin na aata ho to aazmakar dekho,
har jagah mehsoos hogi hamari kami,
apni suni mehfilon ko kitna bhi saja kar dekho !!

Rishta hamara is jahan mein sabse pyara ho,
jaise zindagi ko sanso ka sahara ho,
Yaad karna hamein us pal mein,
jab tum akele ho or koi na tumhara ho !!

Har raat ek dhun gungunati hai
Har ful se mahak jarur aati hai
Apke man mein khayal tak na ho
Par hame har waqkt aap ki yaad aati hai !!

Ek hi din me begaane ho Gaye.
kal tak haqeekat the,
ab afsaane ho Gaye.
shayad tujhpe mar mittne ka hi junoon hai,
ke tere is sitam ke bhi hum deewane ho Gaye !!

Pyar se pyari koi majburi nahi hoti,
Kami apno ki kabhi puri nahi hoti,
Dilon ka juda hona ek alag baat hai,
nazron se dur hona koi duri nahi hoti !!

kABHI Gamo se TumHari mulaqAT nA ho
Udaas bethe ho aise koi baat na ho
shiqayat ho to maaf kerdena
fursat main bethe ho humien yaad ker lena !!

Tinko se bana pal, pal se bana lamha
aur lamho ne waqt ko buna,
hr pal koi kisi ke sath nahi reh sakta
isliye shayad khuda ne yado ko chuna !!

Kati kahin pe raat to kati sahar kahin
Rahe wafa mein chain na paya magar
kahin Wo sun rahe hai yu mera afsana e hayat
Dil hai kahin khyal kahin aur nazar kahin

Dil mein panap rahi hai bas yehi arzoo
Ya rab mile humko koi humsafar kahin !

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Start Each Day

2010-08-01T10:53:00.001-07:00

1. Start Each Day with a Creative State of MinD

As you open your eyes to greet the new day, spend the first few minutes thinking of the things that bring you the most happiness and comfort. It can be your family, your faith, or a special goal or project you have set for yourself.

In addition, spend a couple of brief moments thinking about the most exciting thing that happened to you yesterday. Savor this experience and allow the feelings to spill over into the new day.

Create a picture in your mind of how you want the day to unfold. Visualize it clearly and attractively in your mind. Imagine the people you want to meet, the things you want to accomplish or experience, and the fun you want to enjoy. Then, no matter the problems or obstacles you encounter, keep this mental snapshot with you and refer back it to when needed.

2. Begin Conditioning Your Mind for a Good Day, Every Day

Just like what we pay attention to grows, we also become what we think. Ralph Waldo Emerson writes, A man is what he thinks about all day long.

So the question becomes how can we learn to develop the right kind of thoughts to get the most out of each and every day? It begins with starting your day with positive thoughts. Then it becomes very important to condition you mind to keep doing this. Consider the following:

Practice letting go of fear or any other self-limiting thought that keeps you from achieving what you want to have in your life. Practice replacing the negative thoughts in your mind with more positive ones. Fill your mind with what you want to have; not what you want to avoid. In fact, say aloud what you want. Allow your mind, and heart, to hear it. Surround yourself with positive people and activities. Attempt to avoid, or at least ignore, those folks and things that are toxic for you.

Walk the talk: Be positive. Say nice things “ and really mean them. Start each day with a prayer or a special request. You will be surprised how often you receive what you ask for when you condition your mind to focus on the positive.

3. Understand Every Day is a Gift

Make it a goal, a priority, to appreciate each and every day. Too often we get caught-up with planning and scheduling our lives, but not living our lives. Make a list, right now, of all of the things you want to see or do in your life.

Use this day to pick an item from the list and perform one action that will move you closer to achieving it. Confidence builds and motivation soars when we use our days to move forward to fulfilling our heart's desire. Today is a gift we have been given. Allow this day to live within your heart. Allow this day to move you closer to your life's purpose and passion.

4. Keep Your Emotions Under Control

Exerting your control is not necessarily a bad thing, especially when it comes to your emotions. The controlled person is a powerful person. He or she who always keeps their head will get ahead. I’ve seen numerous people ruin their whole day because of the lack of emotional control.

Pay attention to the times when you begin to emotionalize rather than to think. When you feel your emotions begin to trump logic, stop and regroup. Sit quietly and think: What would a logical and rational person do in this situation? You will get your answer if you pay attention and keep listening.

5. Do One Thing, Every Day, to Feel Healthier There is a mind - body connection. It is difficult to have a good day when you do not feel well mentally or physically. Besides going to the doctor for check-ups and the like, there are emotional, mental and spiritual things you can do each day. Here are a few ways to begin feeling healthier today and every day:

Think health, not sickness. Remember, what you think about grows. Stop looking for things to go wrong with your health or body. Instead, think positively about your physical health. Mental images tend to reproduce themselves.

Attempt to free your mind of ill thoughts and attitudes. Learn to replace ill will with goodwill to create a healthier state of mind. The relationship between the mind and its influence on your physical conditions is significant. Purge your mind of resentment, frustrations and anger and you will release tensions that only exacerbate physical illness. Make one deliberate choice each day regarding what you eat and drink. Opt for water instead of a diet cola, for example. Go with the salad for your combo meal instead of the French fries. Add up every reason for being happy, thankful and healthy. Also, add up reasons for your health and happiness. You will be surprised at how many reasons you will find. Place these reasons in your reserve tank and tap into them when you feel your energy getting low.

6. Give More Than You TakE

It is our responsibility to have a good day and to resist the temptation to surrender or simply give up. Just as we expect great things from Life; Life also expects great things from each one of us. Think of your life as a bank savings account. Your job is to make meaningful deposits of love, grace and kindness every day. Your focus should not be in how much interest you are earning, but rather how many deposits you are making There will be come a day, however, when you will need to make a withdrawal. By giving more than you take, you will have all the resources necessary to receive what you need; when you need it the most

7. Finish the Day Strong

It is important how we begin the day; it is also important how we end the day. Begin it right, live it right, think it right and end it right “ and you can have a good day every day. At the end of each day, imagine there is a large balloon in your stomach filled with all of the day,s activities. Practice feeling the sensation of releasing the air in this balloon and with it, all of your responsibilities. Allow your mind to rest while your body rests and feel the day's tensions drift away. As your drift off to sleep tonight, count your blessings and name them, one by one. Acknowledge them and give them life. When you do, these same blessings will be waiting for you tomorrow ready to help you get the most out of the new day.

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Software Engineers Sing The Song of 3 Idiots

2010-07-30T11:24:00.001-07:00

How does software engineers sing the song of 3 idiots?

Saari umar hum
Coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Saari umar hum
Errors fix kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Saari umar hum
Nightouts kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me bed of mine....
Give me some peace of Mind... ..
Give me another night...
i wanna sleep once again..

Kandhon ko programming
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Faltu program banana to khud
Team Lead ne sikhaya
50% without errors bana to botal chadi,
varna neend udi.

Likh likh kar code hatheli par
Functions, procedures, modules ka chaala
Repeated Programming errors ne poora
Poora jawani ka maza jalaa daala

Jawani to gayi
Sar k bal bhi gaye
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do

Jawani to gayi
Girlfriend bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do

Saari umar hum
coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me bed of mine....
Give me some peace of Mind... ..
Give me another night...
i wanna sleep once aggaain..

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

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You Would Know Inside Of Me..!!

2010-05-02T10:37:00.001-07:00

Inside Of Me

If you could see inside my soul
see inside my heart
you would know how I long for you
whenever we're apart

If you could see inside my head
if thoughts were things to see
you would know how I cherish you
how much you mean to me

In all the ways you comfort me
the way you hold me near
the way you know just what to do
to chase away my fear

The sparkle in your deep eyes
your smile, laugh, your touch
are just a few of many reasons
I love you oh so much

Knowing I can talk to you
about any and everything
and knowing together we will get
through whatever life may bring

I could search the whole world over
and this I know is true
I would never find another love
like the love I found with you

Though with each new day, each sunrise
we can't know what's in store
there is one thing I know for sure
each day I love you more

So if you could see inside my head
if thoughts were things to see
you would know I blessed I feel
to have you here with me

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I Am Here..

2010-05-02T10:33:00.001-07:00

I Am Here

When you want me I am here

With two hands that hold
tightly to what she knows is real.

With two arms that can hug
away the tension of the day.

With two lips that can gently
brush yours with
a touch of warmth.

With two eyes that can see
within you and knows how
strong and good you are.

With two ears that listen well
when you need to
share your day with someone.

With a smile that comes from
the heart and shines through
my eyes to yours.

With laughter that can be
shared together each hour.

With a soul full of wonder
that we met and love and live
with such abandonment.

With confidence in who you are
and who I am and how
this was meant to be.

With a heart full of love that
I do so very much
enjoy sharing with you.

My lover, my companion, my friend...a
When you need me,
when you want me,
in every step of your day..
I am here, as you are always with me.
And always shall be.

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Make love all night long!!!

2010-05-02T00:51:00.001-07:00

You seduced me with your brown eyes

And your smile so sensual

The sound of your voice

Lights up my world

Brings joy to my soul

I meditate on your photographs day and night

Imagining the many pleasures

Erotic images flood my mind

I can’t control the urge to touch myself

Touching you would be so much better

I would do anything you desire

Wild exotic nights of pleasure

Tell me your wildest fantasies

Show me what you like

Let me take you on a sensuous journey

Dance to our favorite song…..number 69

Make love all night long

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100 Simple Ways 2 Be Positive

2010-05-02T00:43:00.001-07:00

01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.

02. Hold a door open for a stranger.

03. Invite someone to lunch.

04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.

05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.

06. Bring cookies to work.

07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.

08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.

09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.

10. Call your parents.

11. Let someone know you miss them.

12. Treat someone to a movie.

13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.

14. Visit a retirement center.

15. Take a child to the zoo.

16. Fill up your spouse's car with gas.

17. Surprise someone with a small gift.

18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.

19. Write a letter to a distant relative.

20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.

21. Put a dime in a stranger's parking meter before the time
expires.

22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.

23. Send someone flowers to where they work.

24. Invite a friend to tea.

25. Recommend a good book to someone.

26. Donate clothing to a charity.

27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to
go.

28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.

29. Give blood.

30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who's really busy or just needs a break.

31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.

32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren't any left.

33. Help someone with a heavy load.

34. Ask to see a store's manager and comment on the great service.

35. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.

36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.

37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.

38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.

39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.

40. Leave a joke on someone's answering machine.

41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.

42. Forgive a loan.

43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you're done using it.

44. Tell someone you believe in them.

45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.

46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.

47. Offer to watch a friend's home while they're away.

48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you're out shopping.

49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.

50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old
days.

51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the
family.

52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.

53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.

54. Dance with someone who hasn't been asked.

55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.

56. Give children's clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.

57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole
neighborhood.

58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.

59. Call someone's attention to a rainbow or beautiful
sunset.

60. Invite someone to go bowling.

61. Figure out someone's half-birthday by adding 182 days, and surprise them with a cake.

62. Ask someone about their children.

63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.

64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.

65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.

66. Encourage someone's dream, no matter how big or small it is.

67. Pay for a stranger's cup of coffee without them knowing it.

68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.

69. Ask an older person for their advice.

70. Offer to take care of someone's pet while they're
away.

71. Tell a child you're proud of them.

72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.

73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.

74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker's desk.

75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.

76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.

77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.

78. Give someone a homemade gift.

79. Write a poem for someone.

80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.

81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue
afterwards.

82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.

83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they're
okay.

84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone's
house.

85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.

86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.

87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.

88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid's lemonade stand.

89. Forgive someone when they apologize.

90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you're about to leave a shopping center.

91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood
friend.

92. Leave a pint of your spouse's favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.

93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.

94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.

95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful
project.

96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.

97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.

98. Ask someone if they've lost weight.

99. Make a donation to a charity in someone's honor.

100. Take a child to a ballgame.

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Magic with Brush and Friendship Words...

2010-05-02T00:28:00.001-07:00

True friends are like mornings,
u cant have them the whole day,
but u can be sure,
they will be there when u wake up tomorrow,
next year and forever.

Look Outside its So Pleasant!
Sun Smiling for you !
Trees Dancing for you !
Birds Singing for you !
Because, I Asked Them All to Wish You.

Some friends forget
Some move away
Some keep silent
Some just change
But I’m not one of them.
I’m here just for two moments
now & forever.

Don't be close with someone
who makes u happy...
be close with someone
who can't be happy without u..
It makes a lot of difference in life.

"FEELING"is a painting never spoil it
"FACE"is a book try to read it
"LOVE" is precious be ready to sacrifice for it
"FRIENDSHIP" is a mirror never"BREAK" it.

FRIEND means
f=free from all formalities
r=right to say any thing
i=in anyway
e=either good or bad
n=no sorry no thanks
d=do anything in 24 hours.

Don't Love a Friend who Hurts U
Don't Hurt a Friend who Loves U.

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide you shade in all situations of life.

Good Morning....My Love

2010-05-02T00:16:00.001-07:00

Good morning, my love
On this new day awake
Hear the songs of the dove
My hand please now take.

As we start out this journey
Twixt daylight and dark
I pray that you know
You are first in my heart.

As the sun works it’s way
Slowly crossing the sky
Know I'm always here for you
Till the day I shall die.

I cherish every moment
Spent here by your side
For everything about you
Makes me feel so alive.

As it draws ever closer
Again to the night
I am so looking forward
To holding you tight.

Once more we shall journey
From dusk to the dawn
Entangled as lovers
To each other drawn.

Again in the morning
I know I shall wake
Beholding your beauty
With a smile on my face.

I'll be here every morning
When again I shall say
Good morning my love
Have a wonderful day!

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I'm Giving You My Heart..

2010-05-01T23:59:00.001-07:00

I get butterflies, every time,
You look at me, touch me, talk to me.

Big cheesy smiles across my face,
You fill that empty place,
Deep in my heart,
Where it has been lonely for such a long while,
I hope we never part.
Because if we did.
I don't know if I could take it..
I'm giving you my heart..
Please don't break it.

Oh I feel for you so much,
When your not with me
Oh how I miss your touch.
I go crazy waiting for your reply,
When I can't talk to you I want to cry.

I don't think I've ever felt this way..
Feelings for you come more and more each and every day,
You know how to make me smile
I hate being away from you
Even for a little while
You're so sweet

When I'm near you, my whole body fills with heat,
And I have an out of control heart beat.
I cant control myself
I cant help but want you all to myself.
I can't think of enough words to explain,
My feelings for you are simple, there plain.

Do you understand what I'm trying to say?
I'm so glad we found each other
I'm so glad we love one another.

There are only so many words to use to say
You are more then okay
You're mine babe

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TRUE MEANING OF LOVE

2010-05-01T23:52:00.001-07:00

There’s nothing like it ever existed in the world.

Love not with your mind but with your heart.

Love alone can fill our heart.

Love alone bind every relationship.

It’s adorned not with materials,

But with love only nothing else.

Love is blind yet it leads us to light.

There is no force dare to face this love.

Love brightens the darkness of life.

Love is seen in the eye.

Love gives friendship its meaning and trust.

Like the sun its fragrances like the dawn its gold.

The hug its warmth and the smile its true and beauty.

Love is something which you whole hearted gave away
And never expects anything in return.

One can defeat the greatest universal emperor
But none dare to defeat the love nor none can.

A true love weigh much more than the whole weight of the universe.

One can assume the dimension of the universe, but no one can assume the Dimension of love nor none can.

Love never see caste, color and it never differentiate between two people.

Where there is trust there will be love.

Never try to test true love it is very hard to forget.

You can not see love and touch it.

Love can only be felled.

Every supreme sacrifice of this world. behind it there will be love.

And we human exist in this world only because of love.

I LOVE YOU

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I Miss You Sweet Heart !!

2010-05-01T23:46:00.001-07:00

Like a dessert needs the water,
Like a flower needs the rain,
My soul is thirsty for your love,
My heart screams out your name.

Like a ship needs a sailor,
Like the stars need the sky,
You brighten up my world,
Like the moon lights up the night.

Like a movie star loves fame,
Like a poor man needs money,
I need and long for your love,
For your as sweet as honey.

When the twilight is fading,
And the sky is dark with blue,
Just remember this one thing,
Darling, I really do need you.

I'm so proud I met you,
Would love to have you by my side,
And I just want you to know,
You really light up my life.

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When I Close My Eyes...!!

2010-05-01T23:43:00.001-07:00

When I close my eyes
I see your face,
Your smile shines so bright
I am in paradise.

When I close my eyes
I can see the stars,
You came into my life
Now I know where you are.

When I close my eyes
You are all I see,
In my heart
You are Heaven to me.

When I close my eyes
This feeling never ends,
Please guide me from this unknown
Make me your very own.

When I close my eyes
I see beauty all around
I can hear the birds sing,
We are walking in the sand
You are always with me
Holding my hand.

When I open my eyes
You are really there,
To take away my troubles
You do so much to care.

I will keep my eyes wide open
Look at things I did not see,
We have a dream come true
It will always last with you and me.

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Missing You Every Moment

2010-05-01T13:43:00.001-07:00

Today I m feeling so low as you are not with me,
I miss you every moment wherever I may be.

My mind sets no where and just thinks about you,
I wanna talk a lot with you but our talks are due.

My lips are trembling and calling your name,
I cannot see you in front of me and
I am going through this pain.

My tears are in trauma should they flow out or lay inside,
they want to roll down my cheeks but could not decide.

My one hand holds the other as it cannot hold yours,
It wanders for only your warm touch, I m sure.

My heart beats gets faster wishing you might be here, giving me the feel of joy, love and care.

How much I love you is all i know,
I just feel it and I don't want to show.

I miss you with every beat of my heart, no doubt
you are the only one of whom i can think about...

With Love always

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Life is Still Beautiful

2010-05-01T13:35:00.001-07:00

20 years back - School bag. Today - Office bag.

20 years back - Lekhak Note book. Today - HP Note book.

20 years back - Hero Ranger. Today - Hero Honda.

20 years back - Half pants. Today - Full pants.

20 years back - Playing with plastic car running on battery and remote. Today - Playing with metal car running on petrol and gear.

20 years back - Scared of Teachers and exams. Today - Scared of Bosses and targets.

20 years back - Wanting to be class topper. Today - Wanting to be 'Employee of the month'.

20 years back - Quarterly exams. Today - Quarterly results.

20 years back - Annual School Magazine. Today - Company Annual Report.

20 years back - Annual exams. Today - Annual appraisals.

20 years back - Pocket money. Today - Salary.

20 years back - Waiting for Diwali crackers. Today - Waiting for Diwali bonus.

20 years back - Running after grades and prize cups. Today - Running after incentives and promotions.

20 years back - Craving for the latest toy in the market. Today – Craving for the latest gadget in the market.

20 years back - Eager to watch the latest cartoon show. Today - Eager to watch the latest blockbuster.

20 years back - Crush on class mate. Today - Crush on colleague.

So essentially nothing has changed!!

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Love So Pure...!!

2010-05-01T13:05:00.001-07:00

its sweet like the nectar
of the garden flower,
its soothing like the buzzing
of a bumble bee,
its warm like the rays
of the morning sun,
its the search of a love so pure
which keeps me on the run.

its the pulse in my vein,
the thoughts in my brain,
in every breath that I take,
the smile my lips make,
its in the twinkle of my eye,
till the day I die.

its the dream in my sleep,
its springs freshest leaf;
a love so rare like this
will always be with me for keeps.

its the warmth of my blood,
as my feelings flood,
as says my heart's beat,
its depth touches the ocean's feet.

even if its heart searing pain,
with nothing to gain,
I will feel it as the tear on my cheek,
and without words my soul will speak.

a feeling so sincere,
a bond so strong,
I know my soul will never guide me wrong.

I will wait till my last sunset,
till my heart slows down with a dull ache,
till my eyes are wet,
till I meet my soul's mate,
yes, I will wait.

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I LOVE YOU!!

2010-05-01T12:59:00.001-07:00

I love you

because I love the sun, the moon, the stars & the sky.

I love you

because I love the beauty of birds when they fly.

I love you

because I love the depth of ocean & your eyes.

I love you

because I love the the generous way rain drops lives.

I love you

because I love the gorgeous nature, the creative creature.

I love you

because I love fantasy, writing ecstasy.

I love you

because I love the tile of dew drops in morning.

I love you

because I love my eyes scanning and my dreams spanning.

I love you

because I love learning letters of life.

I love you

because I love u…..

There is no specific reason why I love u nor do I need to reason for my love for you. My love for u is not just in words or feelings, its in me, my mind, my heart, my body n soul. My love for you is in beauty of happiness, in the theories of practice, in each count of moments, in points of promises, in kisses of romantic feelings, in cast of my smile…

MY love for you is in need of your love for me…

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I'm With You...

2010-05-01T12:47:00.001-07:00

I'm With You..

I'll always be there

in any time,

in every place,

to touch you,

to love you,

to wipe the

tears from your face.

I'll be the

warm wind

between shadow

and stone,

taking your heart

into the depths

of my own.

I'll be with you

wherever you go,

on the clouds

on high,

on the firm

ground below.

I'll be with you

in unexpected ways,

to guide you,

to watch you,

through all your days.

For you're in my heart,

and you're in my mind,

and I'm with you now

and for all time.

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How Much I do Love You?

2010-05-01T12:30:00.001-07:00

Each Day I am Holding a Hope to
Welcome the Next Day.

You know Why?
Because I am Waiting for You.

Even though I'm Laughing
But you didn't Try to See My Feelings.

My Pains And my Life Without You
Just See Once You will Realize Then,
How Much I do Love You?

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Oh ! I Miss You....!!!

2010-05-01T12:23:00.001-07:00

Loving you was easy and being true was hard
One too many lies and you were gone
I didn't wanna face up to the things i've done
I thought i'd be alright but i was wrong

I miss you oh i miss you
I'm gonna need you more and more each day
I miss you more than words can say
More than words can ever say

Saying that i'm sorry isn't good enough
I need to show you just how much i've changed
'cause girl if you could see what i'm going through
You wouldn't be afraid to try again

I miss you oh i miss you
I'm gonna need you more and more each day
I miss you more than words can say
More than words can ever say

I miss you i miss you
I'm gonna need you
I miss you more than words can say

I miss you oh i miss you
I'm gonna need you more and more each day
I miss you more than words can say
More than words can ever say

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Why I Love You...

2010-05-01T12:15:00.001-07:00

Every time I think about you,

I'm reminded of the reasons

why I love you from the depth

of my heart and soul.

And I wonder what I'd

do without you,

without your healing smile,

your words of faith,

the caring and sensitive way

you touch me,

lifting me

just when I need it most.

Without you,

what would I have?

What would I be?

I can't imagine existing in

a world where someone doesn't

love me the way you do.

You're the only one who ever

understood me and accepted me

for who I am.

And I think you're nothing short

of amazing.

Your love always has been

and always will be,

life's greatest gift to me!

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boy and a girl were in love

2010-03-16T10:15:00.001-07:00

A boy and a girl were in love.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them .

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot..

The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady.

The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream , he also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible would happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied...

.. .

"This is Nirma Washing Powder"

"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma

Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,

Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,

sabki pasand nirma

Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma. Nirma"

10 ka 1, do pe ek free

I know how you all are feeling now...

I have been through this too.

I'm also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me

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Men v/s Women

2010-01-28T07:17:00.001-08:00

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others.

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.

7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their Mistakes and still try their luck with others.

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Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something To wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still Expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't Believe you!!!

Aap aatey hain to milney se khushi hoti hai

2010-01-23T08:48:00.001-08:00

Aap aatey hain to milney se khushi hoti hai

Haey kya cheez mohabbat ki ghadi hoti hai

Dil jo duniyan se utha to mila khud ka pata

Bekhudi may bhi nehan rasm-e-khudi hoti hai

Manzil-e-ishq ki asaaniyan ALLAH ALLAH

Sahel samjho jisey dushwaar wohi hoti hai

Main jo hansta hoon to koi nahi hansne wala

Aur rota hoon to duniyan ko khushi hoti hai

Ihsq may hosh udey jab to samajh may aaaya

Zamin-e-hosh yehi bekhabri hoti hai

Lakh dil us se lagao bhi to hota kya hai?

Dost kis ki bhala duniya-e-dani hoti hai

Ham ko shamsheer-o-silasil se darane walo!

Kahin aese bhi mohabbat may kami hoti hai?

Kya mazey aate hain phir sham-e-tamanna serwer

Main idhar aur udhar ashifta sari hoti hai…!!!

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I forgot to say "I love you".

2010-01-23T08:44:00.001-08:00

I forgot to say "I love you".

When angry words came and made demands you weren't ready to meet…
I forgot to say "I love you".

When the hurt inside grew and the only pain I could feel was my own…
I forgot to say "I love you".

When tears began to fall and stubborn pride led me to close my heart to yours...
I forgot to say "I love you".

When you said maybe it was best that we end this to go our separate ways and disbelief washed over me…
I forgot to say "I love you".

When you turned to leave; when I could have reached out but didn't because my pain clouded my judgment…
I forgot to say "I love you".

When the door closed and all that remained was silence and my quiet tears…

I forgot to say "I love you".

I forgot to tell you how much joy you brought into my life.

I forgot to tell you that you were the most interesting part of my day.

I forgot to tell you that a day without you left something empty inside me.

I forgot to tell you how I thrilled to the sight of your sweet smile and the sound of your quiet voice.

I forgot to tell you how much I valued you as a person.

I simply forgot...

Time has passed. Our lives have moved forward and what we shared remains in the past.

I hope somehow you know just what you did mean to me; what my memories still hold so dear.

Yet my strongest regret is not expressing my heart's constant whisper...
I love you...

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Boss said to secretary

2010-01-18T07:57:00.001-08:00

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private Tution:

I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy.

Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary:

This week I am spending my time with my grandson.
We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class.

Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement
hmmmmmmmmm

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Kuch der hamare saath chalo

2010-01-18T07:30:00.001-08:00

Kuch der hamare saath chalo,

Hum dil ki kahani keh denge,

Samjhe na jisse tum aankho se,

Woh baat zubani keh denge,

Pholon ki tarah jab hontho se,

Ek shouk tabasum bikhrega,

Dheere se tumhare kaano mein,

Ek baat purani keh denge,

Izhar wafa tum kya jaanoo,

Ikrar wafa tum kya jaano,

Hum zikr karenge gairo ka,

Aur apni kahani keh denge,

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12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

2010-01-18T07:26:00.001-08:00

TWELVE: You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN: You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away...

NINE: You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT: When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX: He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE: You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR: You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE: While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO: You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE: You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST...

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I WILL B THE ONE

2010-01-18T07:15:00.001-08:00

I ll Be The One

I'll be the one to love you

When you're feeling sad and blue

I'll be the one to help you

When the road's too rough for you.

I'll be the one to hold you

When the world has let you down

I'll be the one to save you

And turn it all around.

I'll be the one to let you know

How much you mean to me

I'll be the one to tell you

You're the only one I need.

I'll be the one to miss you

If you ever go away

I'll be the one whose love will grow

Throughout each passing day.

I chose to love you in silence

for in silence I find no rejection

I chose to love you in loneliness

for in loneliness i felt no pain...

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kaun dega

2010-01-18T07:12:00.001-08:00

Meri aankhon ko aankhon ka kinara kaun de ga
samandar ko samandar main sahara kaun de ga

Mere chehre ko chehra kab inayat kar rahe ho
tumhain mere siwa chehra, tumhara kaun de ga

Mohabbat neela ban ke aa jayegi ik din
gulabi titliyoN ko phir sahara kaun de ga,

Meri aawaz main awaz kis ki bolti hai
Mere geetoN ko geetoN ka kinara kaun de ga,

badan main aik sehra jal raha hai bujh raha hai
Mere daryaaON ko KAISAR ishara kaun de ga.

Meri aankhon ko aankhon ka kinara kaun de ga
samandar ko samandar main sahara kau de ga

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Aisi Umr bhar meri haalaat ho jaaye....

2009-12-04T07:44:00.001-08:00

Bas yuhi nikal pade hai

Shaayad teri Mulaqaat ho jaaye

Ke hum-tum ho chhat par

Aur phir woh barsaat ho jaaye

Din Aachal mein tere guzre

Zulf teri Chaandni Raat ho jaaye

Saasein Khushboo se lu teri aur

Sulge Sulge se Jazbaat ho jaaye

Har Ghazal mein tere naam ki Dua ho

Kuch is tarah dil ke Khayalaat ho jaaye

Zikr Khuda se karu Khuda ka

Aur har dum teri baat ho jaaye

Yeh maana ki tu Mukaddar mein Nahi

Phir bhi har Rehguzar Tere Saath Ho Jaaye

Mere Aks mein tu Nazar aati rahe sadaa

Aisi Umr bhar meri haalaat ho jaaye....

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Jis roz mulaqat ho jae....

2009-12-04T07:42:00.001-08:00

Jis roz mulaqat ho jae....

us roz qayamat ho jae....

hontoan pe hasi ho lekin

aankhoan se shikayat ho jae....

maangu na kabhi aur mil jae

koi aesi karamt ho jae...

mere qalm aur mere lahoo se

URDU ki hifazat ho jae.....

din me rind raat ko wali

aesi apni sharafat ho jae...

unse muhabbat tab thi SaLam

chalo ab adawat ho jae...

Hontoan pe hasi ho lekin.......

Ankhoan se shikayat ho jae.....

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કઇંક થાય ને મળવા આવે દોસ્ત હજાર

2009-12-04T06:20:00.001-08:00

કઇંક થાય ને મળવા આવે દોસ્ત હજાર,

ક્યાં એવી રીક્ષા અને ક્યાં એવા રસ્તા,

ત્યાની રેસ્ટોરન્ટ મોઘીં ને ત્યાના પાન સસ્તા,

Mehsana મા જાત જાત ના લોકો વસતા,

ફ્રેન્ડસ જોડે ટાઇમ નીકળે હસતા હસતા.

ક્યાં એવો વરસાદ,

ક્યાં એવી ગરમી,

કોને યાદ નથી મમ્મી ના ખોળા ની નરમી.

ક્યાં મળે છોકરીઓ આટલી હસતી શરમાતી,

ક્યાં મળે કોઇ સુરવાલ સાડીમા દિલ ધડકાવતી,

ક્યાં મળે કોઇને દુકાન આટલી સસ્તી,

ક્યાં મળે દુકાનદારોની આવી ઘરાક ભક્તી,

ક્યાં મળે કોઇને જીવન મા આટલી મસ્તી,

સૌથી બેસ્ટ આપડી Mehsana ની વસ્તી..

ક્યાં એવી ઉત્તરાયણ, ક્યા એવી હોળી,

તહેવારો મા ભેગી થાય આખી ફ્રેન્ડસની ટોળી,

ક્યાં એવી નવરત્રિ,

ક્યાં એવી દિવાળી,

ક્યાં એવા ડાન્ડીયા,

ક્યાં એવા ધમાકા.

ક્યા મળે Fuvara Bazar ની રંગીલી સાંજ,

ક્યા મળે Modhera Road ની ચટાકેદાર રાત,

ક્યા મળે એ gathiya jalebi ni મજા,

ક્યા મળે એ મોડી રાતોની રજા,

ક્યા મળે Rangoli જેવી પાવ-ભાજી,

ક્યા મળે Zalak જેવુ પાન,

ક્યા મળે PRATIMA જેવી ચા ને કોફી,

ક્યા મળે Sahyog જેવી નાન.

Mehsana નો રંગ નીરાળો,

Mehsana નો ઢંગ નીરાળો

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Aisi Apni wife ho,

2009-12-04T06:02:00.001-08:00

Aisi apni wife ho,

5.5 Jiski hight ho,

Jeans jiski tight ho,

Chehra jiska bright ho,

Weight mein thori light ho,

Umer mein difference slight ho,

Thori se woh quite ho,

Toh mamorable her ek night ho,

Aisi apni wife ho,

Sarak per sab kaheen kya cute hai,

Bheer mein sab kahee hindustan ki paidaish ho,

Beauty multiply by twice ho,

Favorite color white ho,

Make up thora light ho,

Zulfain dynamite ho,

Aankhein uski jaise sunny twilight ho,

Honton ko dekh kar lagey jaise coke diet ho,

Jub sari pehan ker nikley toh kya sight ho,

Aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho,

Aisi apni wife ho agar aisi toh kya haseen life ho..

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How Love Comes and Touches the Heart

2009-12-02T07:20:00.001-08:00

Dear Friend
Love is a simple word
Love has for letters only
But....
Love can come without any invitation
Love can touch the heart without permission
Love can come in unusual way
Love can come in unusual time
Love can come in unusual place
Love can make the days are difference
Love can make the life is in coloring
When love come nobody can away
When love touch nobody can stand
When love is in the heart
Everything wants to share
When love is in the heart
Everything is only for him or her

“Care should always be in Heart
And not in your words…..
Anger should always be in words
And not in Heart”…

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Friendship

2009-12-02T07:14:00.001-08:00

'A friend is someone who brightens your day with a smile,
A warm hello, or gentle words from the heart.
A friend is a precious gift to be cherished and nurtured.
A friend is a treasure beyond worth.
I am so grateful to call you my friend!"

Friendship

Each of us has a hidden place
Somewhere deep within ourselves;
A place where we go to get away,
To think things through,
To be alone, to be ourselves.

This unique place, where we confront our deepest feelings,
Becomes a storehouse of all our hopes,
All our needs, all our dreams,
And even our unspoken fears.
It encompasses the essence of who we are and what we want to be.

But now and then,

whether by chance or design,

Someone discovers a way into that place we thought was ours alone.

And we allow that person to see,

to feel and to share All the reason,

all the uncertainty And all the emotion we've stored up there.

That person adds new perspective to our hidden realm,
Then quietly settles down in his own corner of our special place,

Where a bit of himself will stay forever.
And we call that person a friend.

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Wah Wah!!!

2009-11-25T06:58:00.001-08:00

Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
.
.
Waah! Waah!
.
.
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!

1)Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
.
.
Waah! Waah!
.
.
Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

2)Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
.
.
Waah! Waah!
.
.
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ....
Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

3)Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
.
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Waah! Waah!
.
.
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !

4) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
.
.
Waah! Waah!
.
.
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ....!!"

5)Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....
.
.
Waah! Waah!
.
.
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ...."

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Friend Means...

2009-11-25T06:52:00.001-08:00

Free from all formalities,

Right to say anything,

Either good or bad.

No sorry and No thanks

Dear to dearest one.

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The Four Cats

2009-11-25T06:45:00.001-08:00

Four men were bragging about how smart Their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,

The second man was an Accountant,

The third man was a Chemist, and

The fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,

'T - square, do your stuff.'

T-square pranced over to the desk,

Took out some paper and pen and promptly

Drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,

'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned

With a dozen cookies.

He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good!

But the Chemist said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,

'Measure, do your stuff.'

Measure got up, walked to the fridge,

Took out a quart of milk,

Got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard

And poured exactly 8 ounces

Without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the

Government Employee and said,

'What can your cat do?'

The Government Employee called his cat and said,

'Coffee Break, do your stuff.'

Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......

Ate the cookies..... ..

Drank the milk.......

Ripped the paper into pieces.......

Incited a brawl with the other three cats.......

Claimed he injured his back while doing so.......

Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.. .....

Put in for Workers' Compensation. ......... .....and

Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO

WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!

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GALIB...

2009-09-20T12:38:00.001-07:00

हजारों ख्वाहिशें ऐसी कि हर ख्वाहिश पे दम निकले
बहुत निकले मेरे अरमाँ, लेकिन फिर भी कम निकले

डरे क्यों मेरा कातिल क्या रहेगा उसकी गर्दन पर
वो खून जो चश्म-ऐ-तर से उम्र भर यूं दम-ब-दम निकले

निकलना खुल्द से आदम का सुनते आये हैं लेकिन
बहुत बे-आबरू होकर तेरे कूचे से हम निकले

भ्रम खुल जाये जालीम तेरे कामत कि दराजी का
अगर इस तुर्रा-ए-पुरपेच-ओ-खम का पेच-ओ-खम निकले

मगर लिखवाये कोई उसको खत तो हमसे लिखवाये
हुई सुबह और घर से कान पर रखकर कलम निकले

हुई इस दौर में मनसूब मुझसे बादा-आशामी
फिर आया वो जमाना जो जहाँ से जाम-ए-जम निकले

हुई जिनसे तव्वको खस्तगी की दाद पाने की
वो हमसे भी ज्यादा खस्ता-ए-तेग-ए-सितम निकले

मुहब्बत में नहीं है फ़र्क जीने और मरने का
उसी को देख कर जीते हैं जिस काफिर पे दम निकले

जरा कर जोर सिने पर कि तीर-ऐ-पुरसितम निकले
जो वो निकले तो दिल निकले, जो दिल निकले तो दम निकले

खुदा के बासते पर्दा ना काबे से उठा जालिम
कहीं ऐसा न हो याँ भी वही काफिर सनम निकले

कहाँ मयखाने का दरवाजा 'गालिब' और कहाँ वाइज़
पर इतना जानते हैं, कल वो जाता था के हम निकले

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ANSOOOO...

2009-09-20T12:35:00.001-07:00

जो रोया सो आँसुओं के दलदल में
धँस गया,
और कहते हैं
जो हँस गया वो फँस गया।
अगर फँस गया
तो मुहावरा आगे बढ़ता है
कि जो हँस गया,
उसका घर बस गया।
मुहावरा फिर आगे बढ़ता है
जिसका घर बस गया,
वो फँस गया!
और जो फँस गया,
वो आँसुओं के दलदल में
धँस गया!!

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5 Reasons Why Couples Fight and Breakup

2009-09-20T11:56:00.001-07:00

"5 Reasons Couples Fight and Breakup and What you Can Do About It"Nearly everyone has experienced a relationship breakup or divorce and it can be one of the most painful periods in your life as you try to heal your broken heart. What we have discovered in our relationship coaching practice, many breakups don't have to happen.

So, if breakups don't have to occur, what cases them and how can you prevent them? Here are four ideas to help you better understand why breakups happen and what you can do to prevent them in your relationship.

1. Old Fears Surface.

It's to be expected that being in an intimate relationship will inevitable bring up fears and challenges from the past. These might include fearing not being good enough, attractive enough, wealthy enough or even feelings of abandonment. If fears are not expected, looked at and healed, they interfere in some way or another with the health of every relationship. Take some time to notice when the fears surface, be loving with Yourself but look inward instead of outward blaming your partner for what clearly is your issue.

Ask yourself if your fears are "true" or are you just making "stories" up in your head. If you are creating those "stories" and there's no basis of truth to them, then change your thinking. It's not always easy to do and it takes moment by moment monitoring of your Thoughts. If you need help and support to make the changes you want in your life, be courageous enough to get it.

You may not have healed your broken heart from past relationships that ended and you find it very difficult to trust your current partner or open your heart completely to him or her. We suggest that you stop living from the hurt of those past relationships and bring yourself into the present moment, without continuing the "stories" of the past. Commit to starting over, allowing your fears to be there but reminding yourself that this is a new day.

2. Not Feeling Understood, Valued, Loved and Appreciated.

Everyone wants to feel understood, valued, loved and appreciated and when we're not, we tend to either withdraw or attack the other person for not meeting our needs. If you want to be appreciated, start appreciating the other people in your life. Sounds simplistic but it really works!

If you are not feeling loved, start being open to seeing and feeling love and appreciation that people are giving you that you may not be aware of in your daily life. It may be that someone allows you to go ahead of them in traffic or tells you to go ahead in a grocery line. Send some appreciation back to them and to everyone around you and watch love snowball in your life.

3. Not Making their Relationship a Priority.

Many couples take each other for granted and don't give their relationship the attention it needs most of the time. The lack of closeness and connection can be overwhelming and can cause great loneliness. Make your relationship a priority in your life. Set aside time everyday to connect with your partner.

We believe that sex happens long before the bedroom. It starts all day long when you have thoughts about your partner--Are these thoughts positive or negative? It continues when you come together--Are you happy to see each other and express love and appreciation or do you great each other with a laundry list of chores, things to be done or grievances? These are just a couple of ways we make our relationship a priority. Try them in yours!

4. One or Both People are Made to Feel They are "Wrong."

One of the biggest mistakes people make is that they make each other wrong. As soon as critical words are said, defenses and walls go up and suddenly that person who you love and they love you becomes an "enemy."

Before you jump into blaming and judging your partner, stop and take a moment to breathe. Ask yourself if making your partner wrong will drive you further apart or move you closer toward healing. Open your heart to understanding the dynamics of what's going on between the two of you. Understand the full story before you start making someone wrong. So often we assume to know what is in someone's heart and we really don't. Take the
time to find out!

5. Not healing your heart after a previous relationship
breakup

Many people go from relationship to relationship without truly healing their hearts. They never discover what went wrong in their previous relationship and what they could have done differently. They keep repeating the same mistakes over and over again and always expect a different outcome.

How to Start Dating Your Husband or Wife Again?

It's never too late to start dating your husband or wife. Most married people will tell you that "dating" becomes harder to do With each child that comes along. Even those few couples who manage to fit in a date once in a while can feel like they are not getting enough "couple" time.

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav) Keep Comment

India Needs A Leader Like This

2009-09-16T08:03:00.001-07:00

Prime Minister John Howard - Australia

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques.

Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.'

'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'

'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'

'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'

'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'

'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom, 'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'

'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'

Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves, Indian citizens will find the backbone to start speaking and voicing the same truths.

If you agree please SEND THIS ON and ON

to as much as Indians you know

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Original ગુજરાતીઓ

2009-09-06T03:37:00.001-07:00

G:- ગજબ

U :- યાદ રહીજાય તેવા

J :- જક્કાસ

A :- અલ્ટિમેટ

R :- રાપ્ચિક

A :- એડવાન્સ

T :- ટકાટક

I :- ઈન્ટેલીજન્ટ

હવે ગુજરાતીમાં સાંભળ

ગુ :- ગુચવી નાખે તેવા

જ :- જબ્બર માઈન્ડ વાળા

રા :- રાજ કરે એવા(બધાના દિલો પર)

તી :- તીર જેવા ધારદાર.

આ બધી જ વસ્તુઓ માત્ર એકજ કાષ્ટમાં જોવા મળે છે આને કહેવાય original ગુજરાતીઓ.....

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Doctor to Sardar

2009-09-06T03:07:00.001-07:00

Doctor to sardar patient : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

Sardar : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?

Sardar : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Sardar : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le lit hi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?

Sardar : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?

Sardar : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor( in frustration) : Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?

Sardar : Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor : Kyon?

Sardar : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor : Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.

Sardar : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor : Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta.!

Sardar : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga…

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Why Are Indians Easy to Identify

2009-09-05T10:18:00.001-07:00

WHY ARE INDIANS EASY TO IDENTIFY

We are like this only so true, so very true........

1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.

2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.

3. You are always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.

4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's normal.

5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.

6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.

7. You name your children in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini)

8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere, close to their real names.

9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says 'No Food Allowed.'

10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.

11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.

12. HIGH PRIORITY You use plastic to cover anything new in your house, whether it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.

13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other 'Uncles and Aunties' will think.

14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions, which never happen.

15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.

16. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.

17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.

18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff).

19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).

20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.

21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old.(And they prefer it that way).

23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.

24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.

25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.

26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.

27. You only make long distance calls after 11p.m.

28. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.

29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty.

30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.

31. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.

32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.

33. Its embarrassing if you're wedding has less than 600 people.

34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.

35. You have drinking glasses made of steel.

36. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

37. You have really enjoyed reading this mail - forward it to as many Indians as possible.

I STILL LOVE TO BE AN INDIAN

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Complex Women

2009-09-05T10:07:00.001-07:00

Women Are Such Complex Creatures:

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don't you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don't you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don't she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don't, she says you are a dull guy.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it is a girls way.

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

IN SHORT...
So simple, yet so complex,
So weak, yet so powerful,
So confusing, yet so desirable,
So damming, yet so wonderful... WOMEN

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

11 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

2009-09-05T09:58:00.001-07:00

IT'S TRUE!!!!

11 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

ELEVEN:

You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

TEN:

You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

NINE:

You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.

EIGHT:

You smile when you hear his/her voice.

SEVEN:

When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX:

He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE:

You realize that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:

You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:

While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:

You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:

You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST...

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Kalyug ka Maths

2009-09-05T09:53:00.001-07:00

1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT.

2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movies.

5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.

6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.

7.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

8.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

9.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

10.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

11.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol

12.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

13.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas

14.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie

15.) Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder

16.) Old heroes + old heroins = timepass

17.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story - clothes = Indiansuperhit movie

18.) Do aur do paanch = Indian algebra

19.) 1 Lady - 1/2 Clothes = Mallika Sherawat

20.) 1 Lady + 1 Buffalo = Yana Gupta,

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

ABCD of friendship...

2009-09-05T09:21:00.001-07:00

A: accepts you as you are..

B: believes in you

C: calls you just to say "hi"

D: Does not give up on you...

E: Envisions the whole of you..

F: Forgives your mistakes..

G: Gives uncondionally

H: helps you

I: invites you over

J: just likes to be with you..

K: keeps you close at heart

L: loves for who you are

M: makes a difference in ur life

N: Never judges you..

O: offers support

P: picks up when you are down

Q: quiets ur tears

R: respects you

S: says nice things abt u

T: tells you the truth when u need to hear it

U: understands you

V: values you

W: walks besides you

X: xplains things u don't understand

Y: yells you that how important is you in life

Z: Zaps you when u are e

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Special Friend of Mine

2009-08-27T09:19:00.001-07:00

Dear: want to make u as a special friend of mine i 'am leaving it to you to decide what u want to be with me which a are as fallows:-

AF - A friend
BF - Boy friend
CF - Close friend
DF - Dear friend
EF - Ever friend
FF - Familiar friend
GF - girl friend
HF - Helping friend
IF - Innocent friend
JF - Jovial friend
KF - Kind friend
LF - Lovely friend
MF - Merry friend
NF - Naughty friend
OF - Only friend
PF - Personal friend
QF - Quiet friend
RF - Rare friend
SF - Special friend
TF - Thick friend
UV - Understanding friend
VF - Valuable friend
WF - Wonderful friend
XF - Xcellent friend
YF - Youth friend
ZF - Zeal friend

Which One Uuuuuuu Select for our Friendship reply is must...plz. I'm ready to accept ur what so response is i'ld be eage.

Umar ka Khel

2009-08-23T06:48:00.001-07:00

Umar 2 Saal.. Nurse Ko ankh mAre..

Umar 3 saal... Bhai ke Cigrate mein Charas dali...

Umar 4 Saal... mandir se Pandit maharaj ke chapal lay key bhaga...

Umer 5 saal... Padosiyoon ki bell Baja ke bhaga...

Umar 6 saal... school ke teacher ko luv letter likha..

Umar 7 saal... pehli baar ghar se bina paise leke bhaga...

Umar 8 Saal... Papa ki Poket se wallet gayab....

Umer 9 saal... aise waise ki cd's Ka dhaanda...

Umar 10 saal... Papa Ki car Road pe..

Umar 11 saal... his 1st candle lite date wit a gal whose 7yr elder then him..

Umar 12 saal... raat Ko subaH, subaH Ko raat....

Umar 13 saal... Hostel mein admmison...

Umar 14 saal... HeadMaster ki baitee ko ley ke Faraar...

Umar 15 saal... Sutte kI duniya Ka baenam baadshah...

Umar 16 saal... pehli baar pakhda gayaa...

Umar 17 Saal... DAaroo kuppi Ki dunya mein naya naam...

Umar 18 saal... Apne college ke principle ko Chaamat mara..

AB maLOOm padha ke Yeh Ladka kaisa Hai...!!!

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

You are so special…

2009-08-14T09:11:00.001-07:00

Your presence is a gift to the world,
You're unique and one of a kind.
Your life can be what you want it to be -
Take it one day at a time

Count your blessings, not your troubles,
And you'll make it through what comes along.
Within you are so many answers,
Understand, have courage, be strong.

Don't put limits on yourself,
Your dreams are waiting to be realized.
Don't leave your important decisions to chance -
Reach for your peak, your goal, and your prize.

Nothing wastes more energy than worrying -
The longer a problem is carried, the heavier it gets.
Don't take things too seriously -
Live a life of serenity, not a life of regrets.

Remember that a little love goes a long way -
Remember that a lot goes forever.
Remember that friendship is a wise investment,
Life's treasures are people... together.

Have health and hope and happiness,
Take the time to wish on a star.
And don't ever forget for even a day...
How very special YOU are!

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

BAT jab "MNC" ho to...

2009-08-14T09:06:00.001-07:00

Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo...

Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...

Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...
HR boli dost tumne der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai
Jo usse dhakka de kar tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Hindi Jokes

2009-08-02T11:10:00.001-07:00

संता* (बंता से)- मुझे रात भर नींद नहीं आई।
*बंता* (संता से)- क्यों नहीं आई?
*संता*- क्योंकि कल रात भर नींद में मैं यही सपना देखता रहा कि मैं जाग रहा हूं।
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जब टाइटेनिक डूब रहा था और सब भाग रहे थे, तब संता ने एक अमेरिकन से पूछा- यहां से जमीन कितनी दूर है?
*अमेरिकन* (संता से)- करीब दो मील दूर।
*संता *(अमेरिकन से)- अरे वाह! मैं तो बहुत अच्छा तैराक हूं। और वह कूद गया।
*संता *(कूदने के बाद)- जमीन किस ओर है?
*अमेरिकन*- नीचे की ओर।
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बंता आधी रात को शराब के नशे में जा रहा था। उसका एक पैर फुटपाथ पर पड़ता और दूसरा सड़क पर। पीछे से थानेदार संता ने उसे एक डंडा जमाते हुए पूछा- क्यों रे, कितनी पी रखी है तूने?
बंता ने संभलते हुए कहा- याद दिलाने के लिए शुक्रिया कि मैंने पी रखी है। एक घंटे से तो मैं यही सोचकर परेशान था कि मैं अचानक लंगड़ा कैसे हो गया।
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*राम* (अध्यापक से) - 'मेरा पर्चा इतना खराब तो नहीं हुआ था कि आप मुझे जीरो देते।'
*अध्यापक* (राम से) - 'यह तो मैं भी समझता हूं कि तुम्हें जीरो नहीं दिया जाना चाहिए था, पर मैं इससे कम जानता ही नहीं हूं।'
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एक गंजा मेहमान मेजबान के बच्चे से कहता है, 'बेटा तुम मुझे देखकर हंस क्यों रहे हो?'
*बच्चा- *'अंकल बात यह है कि मम्मी ने मुझे आपके कमरे में शीशा-कंघा रखने के लिए कहा है।'
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*पापा *(सोनू से)- शर्माजी की लड़की को देख, क्लास में फ‌र्स्ट आई है, और तुमने मेरी इज्जत मिट्टी में मिला दी।
*सोनू *(पापा से)- पापा, उसे ही तो देखता था, इसलिए फेल हो गया।
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*रीना *(राकेश से)- मैंने सुना है कि एक आदमी ने महज एक साइकिल के लिए अपनी पत्नी को मायके भेज दिया। तुम तो ऐसे नहीं हो न?
*राकेश *(रीना से)- नहीं डार्लिग, हरगिज नहीं। मैं इतना गिरा हुआ नहीं हूं। मैं तो कार से कम पर मानूंगा ही नहीं।
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*रीना* (राकेश से)- मैं मायके जा रही हूं, तुम्हें तलाक की नोटिस भेज दूंगी। *राकेश* (रीना से)- जाओ, जाओ मैं सब समझता हूं मीठी-मीठी बातें करके मुझे खुश करने की कोशिश मत करो।
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*पति *(पत्नी से)- अगर तुम्हें खाना बनाना आता तो मैं आया की छुट्टी कर देता।
*पत्नी *(पति से)- अगर तुम्हें प्यार करना आता तो मैं ड्राइवर की छुट्टी कर देती।
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*पत्नी* (पति से)- क्लब में आज एक दिलचस्प पार्टी है, जिसमें सदस्यों से कहा गया है कि घर से एक फालतू चीज लेकर आएं।
*पति* (पत्नी से)- तो तुम क्या ले जा रही हो?
*पत्‍‌नी *(पति से)- मुझे तो कुछ समझ में नहीं आ रहा है, लेकिन आप चल रहे हैं न!
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*संता *(अपनी बीवी को फोन करके कहता है): आज मैं घर नहीं आऊंगा।
*बीवी: *पर क्यों?
*संता: *क्योंकि मेरी गाड़ी का ब्रेक, एक्सेलरेटर, क्लच, गियर सब कुछ कोई चुरा ले गया है।
बीवी: अच्छा। संता का फिर थोड़ी देर बाद फोन आया और बोला: मैं घर आ रहा हूं।
*बीवी: *पर कैसे?
*संता: *अरी, मैं पीछे की सीट पर बैठ गया था।
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संता अपने मैरिज सर्टिफिकेट को एक घंटे से देखे जा रहा था।
*बंता *(संता से)- यार संता, तुम इतनी देर से अपनी मैरिज सर्टिफिकेट में क्या देख रहे हो?
*संता *(बंता से)- एक्सपाइरी डेट ढूंढ रहा हूं।
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*संता *(बंता से)- तुम सोकर कितने बजे उठते हो?
*बंता *(संता से)- जब सूरज की किरणें खिड़कियों से होकर मेरे कमरे में आने लगती हैं।
*संता *(बंता से)- वाह, तुम तो एकदम सुबह उठ जाते हो।
*बंता *(संता से)- नहीं, दरअसल मेरी खिड़कियां पश्चिम की तरफ खुलती हैं।
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एक बार संता सिंह को 20 लाख की लॉटरी खुली। संता सिंह पैसे लेने लॉटरी वाले के पास गए।
नंबर मिलाने के बाद लॉटरी वाले ने कहा कि ठीक है सर हम आपको अभी 1 लाख रुपए देंगे और बाकी के 19 लाख आप अगले 19 हफ्तों तक ले सकते हैं।
संता सिंह बोले नहीं मुझे अपने पूरे पैसे अभी ही चाहिए नहीं तो आप मेरे 5 रुपए वापस कर दीजिए।
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संता और बंता को तीन बम मिले।
दोनों पुलिस थाने में देने गए।
*बंता* (संता से)- अगर इसमें से एक बम फट गया तो..
*संता* (बंता से)- हम कह देंगे कि हमें केवल दो ही बम मिले थे।
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*बंता* (संता से)- ऐसा लगता है कि वो लड़की ऊंचा सुनती है। मैं कुछ कहता हूं वो कुछ और ही बोलती है।
*संता *(बंता से)- वो कैसे?
*बंता*- मैने कहा आई लव यू, तो वह बोली मैंने कल ही नए सैंडल खरीदे हैं।
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*सोनू *(मोनू से)- तुम्हारी छतरी में तो छेद है।
*मोनू *(सोनू से)- हां पता है और इसे मैंने ही किया है।
*सोनू*- लेकिन क्यों?
*मोनू*- अरे यार जब बारिश बंद होती है तो पता चल जाता है।
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*मास्टर जी *(रोहन से)- तुम्हारी जेब में तीन पाई हैं। अगर इसमें एक पाई और डाल दें तो क्या होगा?
*रोहन *(मास्टर जी से)- मेरी जेब फट जाएगी।
*मास्टर जी*- वह कैसे?
*रोहन *- आप खुद बताइए मेरी इतनी छोटी जेब में चारपाई कैसे आएगी!
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*सुरेश *(चिंटू से)- चिंटू, तुमने अभी तक दुनिया का नक्शा क्यों नहीं खरीदा?
*चिंटृू *(सुरेश से)- पिताजी कहते हैं कि दुनिया तेजी से बदल रही है। मैंने सोचा, जब स्थिर हो जाएगी तब खरीदूंगा।
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*पिता *(पुत्र से)- बेवकूफ यह क्या कर रहा है? हाथों के बल क्यों चल रहा है?
*पुत्र *(पिता से)- आपकी इच्छा का पालन कर रहा हूं डैडी। आपने कहा था न, अगर तू फेल हो गया, तो घर में कदम नहीं रखने दूंगा।
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*पिता *(पुत्र से)- बेटा स्कूल में यह इनाम क्यों मिला है?
*पुत्र *(पिता से)- वाद विवाद में एक घंटा बोलने पर।
*पिता*- अच्छा वाद विवाद का विषय क्या था?
*पुत्र*- कम बोलने से होने वाले फायदे।
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*सोनू* (मां से)- मां, आज मेरा दोस्त मेरे घर आ रहा है घर के सभी खिलौने छुपा दे।
*मां* (सोनू से)- तुम्हारा दोस्त चोर है क्या?
*सोनू*- नहीं वह अपने खिलौने पहचान लेगा।
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सोनू को मैथ्स के पेपर में जीरो मिला।
*मां *(सोनू से)- सोनू ! तुम्हें मैथ्स में जीरो क्यों मिला?
*सोनू *(मां से)- मां टीचर के पास स्टार खत्म हो गए थे तो उन्होंने प्लेनेट देना शुरू कर दिया।
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*पति* (पत्नी से)- क्यों न आज की चाय बाहर चलकर पी जाए।
*पत्नी* (पति से)- क्यों तुम्हें क्या लगता है कि मैं चाय बनाते-बनाते थक गई हूं।
*पति*- अरे नहीं, दरअसल मैं ही कप प्लेट धोते-धोते तंग आ गया हूं।
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*प्रिया* (पति से)- मैंने सुना है कि इस मौसम की चांदनी रातों में समझदार लोग भी पागल हो जाते हैं?
पति ने लंबी सांस लेते हुए जवाब दिया, हां, ऐसे ही मौसम की एक चादंनी रात में मैंने तुम्हें शादी के लिए प्रपोज किया था।
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*पत्नी* (पति से) - आज तक तुमने अपनी जिंदगी में किया ही क्या है?
*पति *(पत्नी से)- मैंने अपना जीवन खुद बनाया है।
*पत्नी*- लो, और मैं हूं कि अब तक ईश्वर को दोष दे रही थी।
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*पत्नी* (पति से)- सुनो जी, अगर इसी रफ्तार से तुम्हारे सिर के बाल झड़ते रहे तो एक दिन मैं तुम्हें तलाक दे दूंगी। मुझे गंजे लोग बिलकुल पसंद नहीं है।
*पति* (पत्नी से)- ऐं मैं भी कितना बेवकूफ हूं, जो कुछ अच्छा मांगने के बजाए भगवान से हमेशा कहता रहा कि मेरे बाल सही सलामत रहे।
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*शीना* (रमेश से)- जानते हो मैंने 16 सोमवार व्रत रखा, सालों मंदिरों में मन्नत मांगी, सैंकड़ों गरीबों को दान दिया, तब जाकर कहीं तुम्हें पाया है।
*रमेश* (शीना से)- अच्छा! अगर यह सब न करती तो क्या होता?
*शीना-* तो क्या, तुमसे भी गया गुजरा कोई पल्ले पड़ जाता।
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*पति *(पत्नी से)- मैंने आज रात को एक दोस्त को खाने पर बुलाया है।
*पत्नी* (गुस्से में)- तुम्हें हो क्या गया है, घर कैसे फैला हुआ है, मैं
शॅपिंग के लिए भी नहीं गई, बर्तन भी गंदे पड़े हैं और खाना भी आज अच्छा नहीं बनने वाला।
*पति *- मुझे पता है।
*पत्नी* - फिर तुमने अपने दोस्त को क्यों बुलाया?
*पति* - क्योंकि वह बेवकूफ शादी करना चाहता है।
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मालिक ने अपने सेक्रेटरी से डांटकर पूछा- मिस रीता, तुम ऑफिस में देर से क्यों आई?
*रीता *- जी, एक नौजवान मेरा पीछा कर रहा था।
*मालिक *(गुस्से में)- यह भी कोई वजह है?
*रीता *- हां बॉस..वह बहुत धीरे-धीरे चल रहा था।
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एक किशोर शराब पीकर नशे की हालत में सड़क पर खड़ा था।
*हवलदार* (किशोर से)- यहां क्यों खड़े हो?
*किशोर* - इस समय सारा शहर मेरी आंखों के सामने घूम रहा है, अपना घर आते ही घुस जाऊंगा।
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एक बार दो मनचले युवक एक समारोह में खाना खाना चले गए। समारोह के घर वालों ने एक युवक से पूछा- जी हमने आपको पहचाना नहीं, आप कैसे आए है?
युवक ने कहा- मैं लड़के वाले की तरफ से हूं। दूसरे युवक से पूछा तो उसने कहा- जी मैं लड़की वालों की तरफ से हूं।
घर वालों ने कहा- खाना बेशक खाओ, लेकिन यहां कोई शादी नहीं हो रही है, हमारे पिता जी की तेरहवीं है आज।

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Har Ghadi Khud Se

2009-08-02T09:42:00.001-07:00

Har ghadi khud se ulajhna hai mukadar mera,
Main hi kashti hoon mujhme hai samundar mera,

Ek se ho gaye mousamon ke chehre saare,
Meri aankhon se kahi kho gaya manzar mera,

Kisse poochu ke kaha gum hoon kai barso se,
Har jagah dhoondta phirta hai mujhe ghar mera,

Mudadtein ho gayi ek khawaab sunehra dekhe,
Jagta rehta hai har neend mein bistar mera,

Har ghadi khud se ulajhna hai mukkadar mera,
Main hi kashti hoon mujhie mein hai sumandar mera..

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Jokes

2009-08-02T09:34:00.001-07:00

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".

*******

Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

*******
Boss: I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k.
Sardar: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k. ......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?

*******

Sardar's theory: Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night
when light is needed
& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

*******

2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to
check whether its working,
He puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES...NO...

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How Girls turn Guys down

2009-08-02T09:27:00.001-07:00

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

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ENJOY... Jokes

2009-08-02T09:19:00.001-07:00

If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to wear a condom after sex.

*.*.*.*

Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra...
When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra.....

*.*.*.*

Teacher: Jimmedari kya hoti hai?
Student: Madam agar apke blouse ke 4 button me se 3 tut jaye to 4th pe Jo
aati hai, usko jimmedari kehte hai.

*.*.*.*.*

Love is not measured by Hugging, Kissing & sex.
It's all about Trusting Respecting & Accepting a person
With open legs, closed eyes & wet lips saying push it more.

*.*.*.*.

Lady: What is a good time for Sex?
Doctor: In the afternoon between 2 to 4.
Lady: Why?
Dr: The compounder will not be here...

*.*.*.*.*

Mother found a condom in daughter's cupboard.
She went straight to her n asked: What is this?
Girl: To aap kya chahti hain, main is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?!

*.*.*.*.*

Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let's begin.

*.*.*.*

Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.

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The Most – Greatest – Deadliest

2009-08-02T09:13:00.001-07:00

The Most Destructive Habit............................. Worry

The Greatest Joy..........................................Giving

The Greatest Loss.......................... Loss of Self-Respect

The Most Satisfying Work...........Helping Others

The Ugliest Personality Trait...................Selfishness

The Most Endangered Species............Dedicated Leaders

Our Greatest Natural Resource...................Our Youth

The Greatest "Shot in the Arm"...............Encouragement

The Greatest Problem to Overcome...................Fear

The Most Effective Sleeping Pill...........Peace of Mind

The Most Crippling Failure Disease................Excuses

The Most Powerful Force in Life...................Love

The Most Dangerous Pariah...................A Gossiper

The World's Most Incredible Computer............The Brain

The Worst Thing to Be Without.......................Hope

The Deadliest Weapon...........................The Tongue

The Two Most Power-Filled Words...................”I Can"

The Greatest Asset........................................Faith

The Most Worthless Emotion........................Self- Pity

The Most Beautiful Attire...........................Smile!

The Most Prized Possession...................Integrity

The Most Powerful Channel of Communication........Prayer

The Most Contagious Spirit......................Enthusiasm

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Uth Ke Mehfil Se

2009-08-02T09:06:00.001-07:00

Kuch na kuch to zaroor hona hai,

Saamna aaj unse hona hai,

Todo, phenko,rakho, karo kuch bhi,

Dil humara hai kya khilona hai,

Zindagi aur maut ka matlab,

Tumko paana hai tumko khona hai,

Itna darna bhi kya hai duniya se,

Jo bhi hona hai woh to hona hai,

Uth ke mehfil se mat chale jaana,

Tumse roshan yeh kona kona hai.

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No God or Know God?

2009-08-02T09:00:00.001-07:00

No God or Know God?

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem

Science has with God, The Almighty.

He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student: Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student: Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.

Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is

This God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent.)

Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God

Good?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student: No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From...God....

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?

(Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible

Things exist in the world, don't they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?

(Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the

World around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your

God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God For?

That matter?

Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable,

Demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say?

To that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science

Has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as

Heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this Turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even

More heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But

We don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which

Is no heat?

But we can't go any further after that. There is

No such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of

Heat. We cannot measure cold.

Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat,

Sir, just the absence of it.

(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture Theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there

Such a thing as darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the

Absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light,

Flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and

Its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't.

If it were you would be able to make darkness

Darker, wouldn't you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young

Man?

Student: Sir, my point is you’re philosophical

Premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of

Duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a

Bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something

We can measure.

Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It

Uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully

Understood either one.

To view death as the opposite of life is to be

Ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death

Is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it? Now tell me, Professor.

Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural

Evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with

Your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile,

Beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the

Process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an

On-going Endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a

Scientist but a preacher?

(The class is in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has

Ever seen the Professor's brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard

The Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have

Done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable,

Demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust?

Your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable. )

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith,

Son.

Student: That is it sir... The link between man &

God is FAITH.

That is all that keeps things moving & alive..................

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav) Keep Comment

Manjil Kareeb Aayi To

2009-08-02T08:25:00.001-07:00

Muddat se jiske waaste dil beqarar tha

Wo laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha

Jo hamsafar tha chorr gaya raah mein mujhe

Mein phans gaya bhanwar mein, wo darya ke paar tha

Manzil qareeb aayi tuo tum door ho gaye

Itna to tum batao ke ye kesa pyar tha

Devaar banadi ye kiss ne dono ke darmiyan

Na wo sukoon se bhaita, na mujhko qaraar tha

Ye baat umar bhar smajh na paya mein

Kyun dil mera uss bewafa ka talabgar tha

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav) Keep Comment

MERI ZINDAGI ME GAMO KA AASMAAN

2009-08-02T08:21:00.001-07:00

MERI ZINDAGI ME GAMO KA AASMAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

TERE HOTHON SE FAATIHA SUNNA MERI JAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

BAAD KATL KE MERE AFSOS KYUN KARTA HAI TU

LAGTA HAI TERE ANDER KA INSAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

KAB TAK MITAATE RAHOGE MERE ISHQ KI NISHAANIYA

MERE DIL ME TERI YAADO KA SHAMSHAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

WAZOOD MIT CHUKA HAI MAGAR DIL SAMHAAL RAKHA HAI

WAKIF HAI HAM TERE JALWON KA TOOFAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

USE DEKHNE KE GUNAAH PE JAAN DE BAITHE HAIN HAM

AE " LOVENISMI " USE CHAHNE KA ILZAAM ABHI BAAKI HAI

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav) Keep Comment

Jab bhi qareeb aati hoon batanay ke liye....

2009-08-02T08:16:00.001-07:00

Jab bhi qareeb aati hoon batanay ke liye

Zindagi door rakhti hai satanay ke liye

Mehfilon ki shaan na samajhna mujhay

Main to hansti hoon gham chupanay ke liye

In faaslon ko na samjho meri be-Wafayi

Main door hoon tumse, paas aanay ke liye

jano haqeeqat mere in Aansuon ko

Main to rooti hoon tumhein rulanay ke liye

Koi gila nahi hai mujhay apni barbadi ka

Main to khaili thi aag se jal janay ke liye

Ab duniya kuch bhi kahay, mujhay parwa nahi

Main to jeeti thi zindagi, mar janay k liye

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav) Keep Comment

Love is Everything

2009-08-02T08:07:00.001-07:00

Love is Everything
Lisa loved basketball
Friends and parties too
And when it came to painting
That's all she wanted to do
She painted everything she saw
Birds, flowers, and the sky
Some days she sat at her window
And painted everything that passed her by
But lately she'd been feeling woozy
Her muscles ached a lot
And her parents got kind of worried
So they took her to the doc
The doctor took a couple of tests
To see if everything was okay
Then the nurse came out with a look of sadness
And this is what she had to say;
"I'm sorry but you've got leukemia,"
"You've got about 3 months more."
Then Lisa got up and ran out of the room
And slammed the office door
She ran down the street screaming
And cried her eyes out dry
And stayed up all night
Wondering what it's like to die
Her parents held her tightly
And said, "We love you,"
"We'll make your last few months the greatest,"
"We'll do anything for you."
So Lisa and her parents moved to Florida
To live by the sea
Because Lisa loved the ocean
And when she dies, that's where she wanted to be
She spent her days painting
And horseback riding in by the bay
But one day she met this guy
And his name was Jay
They collected seashells together
And talked about all kinds of things
And then one day while walking
He handed her a ring It said,"I love you,"
Which brought tears to Lisa's eyes
And when he put it on her finger
She began to cry
He asked her what was wrong, and she replied,
"I've got leukemia, and about a month more."
He said," No matter what, I love you,"
"And no matter what, you are the one I adore."
So they spent everyday together
And swam in the Atlantic all day
But Lisa was getting weaker
And it was hard for her stay awake
So one day Lisa painted her picture
And gave it to Jay She said,
"I want you to remember me,"
"Even when I leave this place."
But one day while they were walking
And searching for seashells in the sand
Lisa collapsed and started to lose her breath
And said to Jay, "Please hold my hand."
"I love you more than anyone,"
You are my only true love,"
"But now my time is up,"
"And I'll watch over you from above,"
Then Lisa's body was lifeless
As she lay in Jay's arms
And he sat there all day
And kept her safe from harm!

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav) Keep Comment

Tum jo is tarha mujh se door chale jaoge

2009-08-02T08:03:00.001-07:00

Tum jo is tarha mujh se door chale jaoge

Qasam hai sanam tum bohat yaad aaoge

Chandni raat hogi aur mai rahoungi tanha

Tum muskurate hue mujh ko nazar aaoge

Kiya to tha tum ne hi mujhe sanam beqaraar itna

Kya kabhi tum mere dil ko samjha paaoge

milna chahoun ager mai tum se kabhi sanam

kaho kis din tum mere khawaboun mein aaoge

Aa bhi jao sanam na tardpao mujhe itna

Jab mera janaza niklega kya tum deedaar ko aaoge

Rulati hai yaad akser mujhe teri ratoun mein

In ashkoun ke badle kya mujhe khushi de paaoge

Kehte ho ki hai mohabbat tumhein bhi NaaZ se

Kya thaam kar hath mera tum zamane se keh paaoge

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav) Keep Comment

bichhati apni palaken tere pairon ke tale bhi main

2009-08-02T08:00:00.001-07:00

bichhati apni palaken tere pairon ke tale bhi main
jo tera saath milta doosari hi ban ke rahti main

tere darwaze pe main khud diya ban ke jala karti
jo ye hota to hamdam baat koi aur hi hoti

tu mujhse roothne ka ek bhi pal chhant na pata
main teri har khushi pe is tarah qurban ho jaati

hamara ghar hi phir ek bagh hota apni chahat ka
jahaan ke har ik phool ka khwab hota usme o bula lete

meri nazron hi me na tum jo meri zindagi me hote
to main ek doosari hoti zindagi khushnuma hoti

magar tum khwab the mera to bas khwabo tak rah pae
na tum tak main pahunch paai na mujh tak tum pahunch paae

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav) Keep Comment

aaj bhi wo meri rah dekhti to hogi....

2009-08-02T07:58:00.001-07:00

aaj bhi wo meri rah dekhti to hogi
dharkno se mera pata puchhti to hogi......

yun begana na thaa mera khyaal us se
fursat mein wo mujhe soachti to hogi.....

jis roz se jalaye honge mere khat usne
sard sii aag mein khud bhi jalti to hogi.......

jaado ke mausam mein ab bhi kabhi
meri saanso ko mehsoos karti to hogi.....

achanak wo mujhe saamne dekh kar
ungliyon se aankhon ko machlti to hogi....

aaj bhi meri raakh ke dher mein yaaro
koii chingari umeed ki sulagti to hogi......

zamane ki rounko mein bhool jaati hogi
tanhai mein mujhe gungunati to hogi......

kar liya hoga usne azaad khudko mujse
magar meri yaad rah uska rokti to hogi........

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav) Keep Comment

Remembering My Classmates...

2009-08-02T07:56:00.001-07:00

Remembering my class mates,
after few years,
My eyes were filled with tears,
Everyone now is busy a lot,
No one escaped destinies plot

Saw the girl, whom once i thought as my best frnd,
Oops! today she is somebody else girlfrnd,
After months remembered about her for a little while,
Heard she is happy,that made me smile.

Project reviews to campus interviews,
Nicknames to last bench games,
Cultural rehearsals to love proposals,
Short term crushes to class room blushes.

Everything is fresh in our mind,
Wish life could just rewind,
Lets laugh, play & rejoice,
Once again become school guys.

Chatting & laughing. We all were in elation,
Till the painful moments of separation,
When it was time to part,
We returned with a heavy heart.

Today life is full of commitments,
And too many worries,
But those cherished moments,
Will live forever in our memories!!!

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav) Keep Comment

The difference between you & your boss

2009-07-11T10:21:00.001-07:00

ME and MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating,

When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

what to do?????????????

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav) Keep Comments

Life Mathematics

2009-07-11T10:17:00.001-07:00

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW
CAN HANDLE IT.

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

How's Break Friendship

2009-07-03T09:46:00.001-07:00

Hello to all.....

Asbat

Sayz IT IS VERY TRUE.......................

HOW FRIENDSHIPS BREAK ?

Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy

And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing..
As Time Passes

Both Will Think Let The Other Contact

After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?

Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate

Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak

They Forget Each Other.

So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends...
.
I Don`t Want To be One Of This Kind.

So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One

To Say

Dear .
I Am Fine Here

Please keep in touch with me

Baapu Ne Bola Hai.......
'Agar koi tumhe Email na kare, Good Morning/Good Evening na bole,
Call/SMS bhi na kare... to koi baat nahi, tum Email karte raho....
Good Morning/Good Evening bolate raho......
Call/SMS bhi karate raho.......
Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.
Aur vo tumhe E-Mail/Call/ SMS jaroor Karega/Karegi'

Aur agar fir bhi koi E-Mail/Call/ SMS nahi aaye,
to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur kahna.......
'GET WELL SOON MAAMU'

Ha Ha Ha Ha

.... Have a Nice Day...
.
With Best Regards,

dhrumil bhavsar