!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha hey hey Ha ha ha !!!

Galileo used to study in small lamp,

Graham bell used to study in candle,

Shekspeare used to study in street lite,

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Mujhe yeh samaj nahi aata "SAALE DIN ME JHAK MARTE THE KYA"....

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Harbhajan Singh ne apni premika se pucha kya main tumhara pehla pyar hu,

Ladki Boli... Kar di na Sardaro wali baat... SPINNERS ko kabhi new ball milti hai....

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Bus Chali, Jhatka Laga,

1 Sarda, 1 Ladki par ja gira...

Ladki Boli - Batmeej kya kar rahe ho?

Sardar Bola - Ji Punjab University se B.Com kar raha hu...

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Judge - Why did you attack that young man?

Old Lady - He grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on the bed & shouted APRIL FOOL...

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Puri botal na sahi, ek jaam to ho jaye,

milna na sahi, dua salam to ho jaye,

jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai,

kam se kam unhe jukam to ho jaye..... Wah... Wah... Wah.

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Ashwarya - Main tere liye sab chod dungi,

Abhishek - Maa - baap,

Ash - haan,

Abhi - bhai bhehan,

Ash - haan,

Abhi - films,

Ash - haan,

Abhishek - Aur VIVEK, SALMAN & ASHISH ko bhi?

Ash - Apni aukat me reho. Vivek, Salman tak thik hai magar ASHISH nahi...

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Pramod Mahajan Ke Bhai ne usse goli marr di,

bcoz wo use ignore karta tha, na msg karta tha na mail karta tha, na reply

Aapka kya khayal hai....

Reply karenge..?

Ya Subah ghar aaun...?

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An old man marries is a young girl.

Interviewer asks to girl - Aapne in me Shaadi ke liye kya dekha.

Girl - Ek to inki "in come" our doosra inke "din come"....

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Banta kal raat ek ladki mujhe scooty par bahut durr le gaye, sare kapade

utar ke boli jo chahiye le lo, main scooty le aaya, kapado ka kya karta main.......

-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

FROM MY HEART

Koi nahi jo mujhe smabhale
Koi nahi jo mujhe sahare
Koi nahi jo mujhe dekhe
Koi nahi jo mujhe samjhey
Koi nahi jo mujhe pahachane
Koi nahi jo main ruthoo to manaye
Koi nahi jo mujhe apnaye
Koi nahi jo mujhe pyar kare

Phir bhi dil kyun bekarar hai Lage ki jesay koi mere bahut karib hai Jis ke bina meri ye choti si zindegi adhuri hai Phir bhi dil bar bar ye hi kahe ki Koi to hai jo mujhe kabhi na kabhi yar karega kya ye meri kalpana hai ya phir meri dil ki bhawana hai? meri umeed hai?

With Love and Care Always

Regards,

- loveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

SARDAR JI AGAIN.......

Sardar ji-Bus station jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Sardarji: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Sardar ji: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.

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Sardar ji kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sab shadi se pehle…
Sardar ji: Don't worry darling, I'm already married.

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Sardar ji: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to kisi doctor se shadi kar
Lena.
Wife: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Sardar ji: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi ek rasta hai!

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Sardar ji & his friend are walking down the road when Sardar ji'
friend says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Sardar ji covers one of his eyes and says: Where?

Sardar ji: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me?
Friend: Don't know.
Sardar ji: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go to his!

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Sardar ji was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'

He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

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Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?
Sardar ji: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!

Sardar ji was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

His friend asks: Why r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Sardar ji: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

See what a spelling mistake can do...
Sardar ji went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u
were Her

Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Sardar ji: But I've never been able to see the numbers

A WONDERFUL STORY

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?” they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out..."

"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him hat had happened... "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in" "We do not go into a House together," they replied.

"Why is that?" she asked.

One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to nother one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!” he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth... Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

His wife disagreed... "My dear, why don't we invite Success?" Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!" "Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.

"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!! !" MY WISH FOR YOU... -Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.

-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.

-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage. You have two choices right now:

1. Delete this email.

2. Invite love by sharing this story with all the people you care about.

I hope you will choose

As I did

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

She is a woman

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable......

-Love Nismi