Jo Na Mil saka Wohi Bewafa

*Jo Na Mil saka Wohi Bewafa ,
Ye Bari Ajeeb si baat hai
Jo chala gaya mujhay Chorh kar ,
Wohi Aaj tak Meray Saath hai*
*Jo Kisi Nazar Say Ata hui,
Wohi Roshni hai Khayal main
Woh Na asakay, Rahoon Muntazir,
Ye Khalish Kahan Thee Visaal main*
*Meri Justujoo Ko Khabar Nahin,
Na Woh Din Rahay Na Raat Rahay
Jo Chala Gaya Mujhay Chorh Kar,
Wohi Aaj Tak Meray Saath Hai*
*Karay Pyar Lub Per Gila Na Hoo,
Ye Kisi Kisi Ka Naseeb hai
Ye Karam Hai Iski Jifa Nahin ,
Woh Juda Bhi Reh Kar Kareeb Hai*
*Wohi Ankh hai Meray Rubaroo,
Ussi Haath main Mera Haath hai
Jo Chala gaya Mujhey Chorh Kar,
Wohi Aaj Tak meray saath hai*
*Mera naam tak jo na lesaka,
jo mujhe qaraar na de saka
Jisaay Ikhtiayaar Tu tha Magar,
Mujhay apna Pyar na Dey saka*

Jai Maharastra -- Controversy

This is a wonderful mail circulating in favour of RAJ Thackerey have a look and tell these foolish minds to stop dividing INDIA

We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...

1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school.
2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi.
3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi.
4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men
6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals
7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)
8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only
9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?
10. Let's support kashmiri Militants because they are right to killing and injuring innocent people for benifit of there state and community......
11. Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world .
12. Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi.
13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states.
14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside.
15. We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari.
16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then they will become true Marathi's…
This mail should somehow reach Raj Thackrey so forward it to as many ppl as possible.
This mail needs to be read by all INDIANS.
So please help in this cause.Keep Forwarding.
- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Daddy

HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES:

At 4 Years My daddy is great.

At 6 Years My daddy knows everybody.

At 10 Years My daddy is good but is short tempered

At 12 Years My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.

At 14 Years My daddy is getting fastidious.

At 16 Years My daddy is not in line with the current times.

At 18 Years My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.

At 20 Years Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy.

Wonder how Mother puts up with him.

At 25 Years Daddy is objecting to everything.

At 30 Years It's becoming difficult to manage my son.

I was so scared of my father when I was young.

At 40 Years Daddy brought me up with so much discipline.

Even I should do the same.

At 45 Years I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.

At 50 Years My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up.

I am unable to manage a single son.

At 55 Years My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us.

He is one of his kind and unique.

At 60 Years My daddy is great.

Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st. stage. Realize the true value of your parents before its too late.

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

Horoscope Test

If you are honest this tells the truth:

Write your answers on a piece of paper. No cheating!!

The answers are at the bottom of this page.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like Sydney or Brisbane more?

9. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down... (Don't cheat)

Answers

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1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - you are conservative and aggressive.

Green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue - you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love to give in friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last long and the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose..... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

8. If you chose: Sydney: You like adventure. Brisbane: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday.

- Sunita
- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

LOVE LETTER WITH DEFFRECE

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks.

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1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love (b) you couldn't control seeing me (c) really ... am I doing it?

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2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling (b) you are testing whether I like jokes (c) you are attracted by my smile

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3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me (b) my presence influenced you (c) you feared that whether I'll like your Song

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4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed (b) you felt uneasy (c) you don't know

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5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment (b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing (c) you don't know

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6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me (b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus (c) that bus was

crowded

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7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom (b) you just want to know what your parents think about me (c) just you felt like introducing me to them
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8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish (b) you like roses (c) by chance you got a rose
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9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me (b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday (c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
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If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love, Aakash
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Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........
Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
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1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
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2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
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3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
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4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
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5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
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6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
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7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
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8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
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9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you.

-ASHISH SHRIVASTAVA ( INDORE )

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)