Chinese to Chinese

Chinese speaking to a Chinese operator...
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree..

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Aaj Dil Khol Ke Roya Hai

Aise chup hai ke yeh manzil bhi khadi ho jaise,

Tera milna bhi judai ki ghadi ho jaise,

Apne hi saaye se har gam laraz jata hu,

Raaste mein koyi deewaar khadi ho jaise,

Manzile door bhi hai manzile nazdeek bhi hai,

Apne hi paaoon mein zanjeer padi ho jaise,

Kitne nadaan hai tere bhulane wale ke tujhe,

Yaad karne ke liye umar padi ho jaise,

Aaj dil khol ke roya hai ramu to yuh Khush hai,

Chand lamho ki ye raahat bhi badi ho jaise.

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

New Theory about Women

1. To find a woman you need time and money therefore: women = time x money ............@

2. "Time is money " so time = money ...........................@

3. Therefore: women =money x money women = ( money )^2 ............@

4. "Money is the root of all problems "money = ( problems )^1/2 ......@

5. Therefore: women = (problems)^2/2

6. And the final conclusion is women = problems

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain...

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain...(Something Intresting)

Kabhi Hamain Dekh Kar Muskurati Hain

Aur Kabhi Nakhray Deekhati Hain

Aakhir Larkiyan Kia Chahti Hain

Tammam Kaam Larkon Say Nikalwati Hain

Aur Phir Moon Phair Kar Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Hamain Muskura Kar Ghar Bulati Hain

Aur Phir Apnay Bhaioon Say Pitwati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Mood Hoota Hay To Baat Karti Hain

Warna Youn Hi Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Apni Haar Say Hamain Tarpati Hain

Aur Dil Dharka Kar Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Apnay Shohroon Ko Kabze Main Kar Kay

Saasoon Ko Rulati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Apnay Shohroon Say Ghar Kay Kaam Karwati Hain

Aur Khud Aaram Farmati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Aakhir Yeh Larkian Hamain Kyun Hain Pasand

Kyun Kay Sawan Ki Tarah Aati Hain Aur Chali Jatee Hain

Aur Kuch Dil Main Reh Jati Hain

Shayad Larkian Yehi Chati Hain ..!

Or Ye Kia Chahti Hai ...... ???????

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

One day Lil Johny says to his father

One day Lil Johny says to his father:

I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johny: Yes, Grandma
Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother

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L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?
L.Johnny: But I asked first!

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Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota." The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?" Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio."

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"Johnny, did your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked.
"No, she did it all," Little Johnny replied.

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"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"

Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."

"That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?"

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Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

Little Johnny: One dollar.

Teacher (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father

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Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."

Little Johnny: "OK sir, could you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again."

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)