PATNI CHALISA (LOL HA HA)
Namo-namo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani... || 1 ||
Hamne samjha tum abla ho,
par tumto sabse badi bala ho... || 2 ||
Jis din haath me belana aawe,
Uss din PATI khub chillave.... || 3 ||
Saare bed pe PATNI sove,
PATI baith farsh par rove.... || 4 ||
Tumse hi ghar MATHURA KASI,
aur tumse hi ghar Satyanasi... . || 5 ||
PATNI CHALISA jo nar gave,
sab sukh chhod param dukh paave..... || 6 ||