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Sunday, August 2, 2009

No God or Know God?

No God or Know God?

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem

Science has with God, The Almighty.

He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student: Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student: Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.

Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is

This God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent.)

Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God

Good?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student: No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From...God....

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?

(Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible

Things exist in the world, don't they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?

(Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the

World around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your

God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God For?

That matter?

Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable,

Demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say?

To that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science

Has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as

Heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this Turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even

More heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But

We don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which

Is no heat?

But we can't go any further after that. There is

No such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of

Heat. We cannot measure cold.

Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat,

Sir, just the absence of it.

(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture Theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there

Such a thing as darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the

Absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light,

Flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and

Its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't.

If it were you would be able to make darkness

Darker, wouldn't you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young

Man?

Student: Sir, my point is you’re philosophical

Premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of

Duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a

Bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something

We can measure.

Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It

Uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully

Understood either one.

To view death as the opposite of life is to be

Ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death

Is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it? Now tell me, Professor.

Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural

Evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with

Your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile,

Beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the

Process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an

On-going Endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a

Scientist but a preacher?

(The class is in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has

Ever seen the Professor's brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard

The Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have

Done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable,

Demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust?

Your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable. )

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith,

Son.

Student: That is it sir... The link between man &

God is FAITH.

That is all that keeps things moving & alive..................

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Manjil Kareeb Aayi To

Muddat se jiske waaste dil beqarar tha

Wo laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha

Jo hamsafar tha chorr gaya raah mein mujhe

Mein phans gaya bhanwar mein, wo darya ke paar tha

Manzil qareeb aayi tuo tum door ho gaye

Itna to tum batao ke ye kesa pyar tha

Devaar banadi ye kiss ne dono ke darmiyan

Na wo sukoon se bhaita, na mujhko qaraar tha

Ye baat umar bhar smajh na paya mein

Kyun dil mera uss bewafa ka talabgar tha

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MERI ZINDAGI ME GAMO KA AASMAAN

MERI ZINDAGI ME GAMO KA AASMAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

TERE HOTHON SE FAATIHA SUNNA MERI JAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

BAAD KATL KE MERE AFSOS KYUN KARTA HAI TU

LAGTA HAI TERE ANDER KA INSAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

KAB TAK MITAATE RAHOGE MERE ISHQ KI NISHAANIYA

MERE DIL ME TERI YAADO KA SHAMSHAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

WAZOOD MIT CHUKA HAI MAGAR DIL SAMHAAL RAKHA HAI

WAKIF HAI HAM TERE JALWON KA TOOFAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

USE DEKHNE KE GUNAAH PE JAAN DE BAITHE HAIN HAM

AE " LOVENISMI " USE CHAHNE KA ILZAAM ABHI BAAKI HAI

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Jab bhi qareeb aati hoon batanay ke liye....

Jab bhi qareeb aati hoon batanay ke liye

Zindagi door rakhti hai satanay ke liye

Mehfilon ki shaan na samajhna mujhay

Main to hansti hoon gham chupanay ke liye

In faaslon ko na samjho  meri be-Wafayi

Main door hoon tumse, paas aanay ke liye

jano haqeeqat mere in Aansuon ko

Main to rooti hoon tumhein  rulanay ke liye

Koi gila nahi hai mujhay apni barbadi ka

Main to khaili thi aag se jal janay ke liye

Ab duniya kuch bhi kahay, mujhay parwa nahi

Main to jeeti thi zindagi, mar janay k liye

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Love is Everything

Love is Everything
Lisa loved basketball
Friends and parties too
And when it came to painting
That's all she wanted to do
She painted everything she saw
Birds, flowers, and the sky
Some days she sat at her window
And painted everything that passed her by
But lately she'd been feeling woozy
Her muscles ached a lot
And her parents got kind of worried
So they took her to the doc
The doctor took a couple of tests
To see if everything was okay
Then the nurse came out with a look of sadness
And this is what she had to say;
"I'm sorry but you've got leukemia,"
"You've got about 3 months more."
Then Lisa got up and ran out of the room
And slammed the office door
She ran down the street screaming
And cried her eyes out dry
And stayed up all night
Wondering what it's like to die
Her parents held her tightly
And said, "We love you,"
"We'll make your last few months the greatest,"
"We'll do anything for you."
So Lisa and her parents moved to Florida
To live by the sea
Because Lisa loved the ocean
And when she dies, that's where she wanted to be
She spent her days painting
And horseback riding in by the bay
But one day she met this guy
And his name was Jay
They collected seashells together
And talked about all kinds of things
And then one day while walking
He handed her a ring It said,"I love you,"
Which brought tears to Lisa's eyes
And when he put it on her finger
She began to cry
He asked her what was wrong, and she replied,
"I've got leukemia, and about a month more."
He said," No matter what, I love you,"
"And no matter what, you are the one I adore."
So they spent everyday together
And swam in the Atlantic all day
But Lisa was getting weaker
And it was hard for her stay awake
So one day Lisa painted her picture
And gave it to Jay She said,
"I want you to remember me,"
"Even when I leave this place."
But one day while they were walking
And searching for seashells in the sand
Lisa collapsed and started to lose her breath
And said to Jay, "Please hold my hand."
"I love you more than anyone,"
You are my only true love,"
"But now my time is up,"
"And I'll watch over you from above,"
Then Lisa's body was lifeless
As she lay in Jay's arms
And he sat there all day
And kept her safe from harm!

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