Daddy

HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES:

At 4 Years My daddy is great.

At 6 Years My daddy knows everybody.

At 10 Years My daddy is good but is short tempered

At 12 Years My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.

At 14 Years My daddy is getting fastidious.

At 16 Years My daddy is not in line with the current times.

At 18 Years My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.

At 20 Years Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy.

Wonder how Mother puts up with him.

At 25 Years Daddy is objecting to everything.

At 30 Years It's becoming difficult to manage my son.

I was so scared of my father when I was young.

At 40 Years Daddy brought me up with so much discipline.

Even I should do the same.

At 45 Years I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.

At 50 Years My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up.

I am unable to manage a single son.

At 55 Years My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us.

He is one of his kind and unique.

At 60 Years My daddy is great.

Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st. stage. Realize the true value of your parents before its too late.

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

Horoscope Test

If you are honest this tells the truth:

Write your answers on a piece of paper. No cheating!!

The answers are at the bottom of this page.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like Sydney or Brisbane more?

9. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down... (Don't cheat)

Answers

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1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - you are conservative and aggressive.

Green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue - you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow- you are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love to give in friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last long and the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose..... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

8. If you chose: Sydney: You like adventure. Brisbane: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday.

- Sunita
- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

LOVE LETTER WITH DEFFRECE

A different Love letter and a beautiful reply to it.

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Reshma,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks, (b) 5marks and (c) 3 marks.

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1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love (b) you couldn't control seeing me (c) really ... am I doing it?

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2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:

(a) you always like to see me smiling (b) you are testing whether I like jokes (c) you are attracted by my smile

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3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:

(a) you are so coy to sing before me (b) my presence influenced you (c) you feared that whether I'll like your Song

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4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:

(a) you felt ashamed (b) you felt uneasy (c) you don't know

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5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:

(a) you enjoyed my disappointment (b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing (c) you don't know

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6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus...

(a) you were waiting for me (b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus (c) that bus was

crowded

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7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom (b) you just want to know what your parents think about me (c) just you felt like introducing me to them
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8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish (b) you like roses (c) by chance you got a rose
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9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me (b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday (c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
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If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love, Aakash
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Reshma's reply letter was also in Q/A format........
Aakash,
Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.
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1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No
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2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No
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3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No
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4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... right ?
(a) Yes (b) No
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5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn't you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No
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6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No
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7) Shouldn't I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No
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8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana's flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No
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9) Oh was that your birthday. That's why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don't know the meaning of Love.
Hope everything is clear to you.

-ASHISH SHRIVASTAVA ( INDORE )

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

21 Simple Advices

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

-ASHISH SHRIVASTAVA (INDORE )
- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

kale hai to kya hua....

एक काला आदमी

बहुत ही काला

काला स्याह

सुपर काला

जैड ब्लैक

डबल अफ्रीकन एल्डर

सन ऑफ अमावस्य

औंधे तवे का ताऊ

पहाडी कौए का पडदादा
कोयल संप्रदाय का दादू

बंगाल का काला जादू

तारकोल जिसके पैरों में भक्ति भाव से पसरता हो,

कोयला जिसका रूप रंग पाने के लिये,

सदियों तक जमीन के नीचे बैठ कर तपस्या करता हो

जिसदिन उस कालानुभाव के दर्शन हुए,

जमीन थमी रह गयी अब इससे ज्यादा क्या कहुँ,

इतना कहने के बाद भी,

मेरे पास शब्दों की कमी रह गयी

शादी होते ही माँ-बाप को धक्के देकर बाहर निकाल देने वाली औलाद सा कपूत,

कुल मिला कर इतना काला जितनी किसी भ्रष्ट नेता की करतूत

एक दुकान पर गया

ना शर्म ना हया

बोला - फेयर एण्ड लवली है

दुकानदार ने कहा नहीं

तो कहने लगा -

फेयर-फेयर नैस जैसी कोई और क्रीम सही

दुकानदार बोला वो भी नहीं

तो बोला - कोई और

तो जब इस बार भी गर्दन दुकानदार ने इंकार में हिलाई

तो कहने लगा - Cherry Blossom ही दे दे

कम से कम चमक तो बनी रहेगी भाई..............

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)