Love is Everything

Lisa loved basketball
Friends and parties too
And when it came to painting
That's all she wanted to do
She painted everything she saw
Birds, flowers, and the sky
Some days she sat at her window
And painted everything that passed her by
But lately she'd been feeling woozy
Her muscles ached a lot
And her parents got kind of worried
So they took her to the doc
The doctor took a couple of tests
To see if everything was okay
Then the nurse came out with a look of sadness
And this is what she had to say;
"I'm sorry but you've got leukemia,"
"You've got about 3 months more."
Then Lisa got up and ran out of the room
And slammed the office door
She ran down the street screaming
And cried her eyes out dry
and stayed up all night
Wondering what it's like to die
Her parents held her tightly
And said, "We love you,"
"We'll make your last few months the greatest,"
"We'll do anything for you."
So Lisa and her parents moved to Florida
To live by the sea
Because Lisa loved the ocean
And when she dies, that's where she wanted to be
She spent her days painting
And horseback riding in by the bay
But one day she met this guy
And his name was Jay
They collected seashells together
And talked about all kinds of things
And then one day while walking
He handed her a ring It said, "I love you,"
Which brought tears to Lisa’s eyes?
And when he put it on her finger
She began to cry
He asked her what was wrong, and she replied,
"I've got leukemia, and about a month more."
He said," No matter what, I love you,"
"And no matter what, you are the one I adore."
So they spent every day together
And swam in the Atlantic all day
But Lisa was getting weaker
And it was hard for her stay awake
So one day Lisa painted her picture
And gave it to Jay She said,
"I want you to remember me,"
"Even when I leave this place."
But one day while they were walking
And searching for seashells in the sand
Lisa collapsed and started to lose her breath
And said to Jay, "Please hold my hand."
"I love you more than anyone,"
You are my only true love,"
"But now my time is up,"
"And I'll watch over you from above,"
Then Lisa's body was lifeless
As she lay in Jay's arms
And he sat there all day
And kept her safe from harm!

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

Jab bhi qareeb aati hoon batanay ke liye..

Jab bhi qareeb aati hoon batanay ke liye
Zindagi door rakhti hai satanay ke liye

Mehfilon ki shaan na samajhna mujhay
Main to hansti hoon gham chupanay ke liye

In faaslon ko na samjho meri be-Wafayi
Main door hoon tumse, paas aanay ke liye

jano haqeeqat mere in Aansuon ko
Main to rooti hoon tumhein rulanay ke liye

Koi gila nahi hai mujhay apni barbadi ka
Main to khaili thi aag se jal janay ke liye

Ab duniya kuch bhi kahay, mujhay parwa nahi
Main to jeeti thi zindagi, mar janay k liye
- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

अगर रख सको तो 1 निशानी हु मैं

अगर रख सको तो 1 निशानी हु मैं,
और खो दो तो सिर्फ 1 कहानी हू मैं,
रोक पाए ना जिसको ये सारी दुनिया,
वो 1 बूंद आंख का पानी हू मैं.............!!!!

सबको प्यार देने की आदत है मुझे,
अपनी अलग पहचान बनाने की आदत है मुझे ,
कितना भी गहरा जख्म दे कोई ,
उतना ही ज्यादा मुस्कुराने की आदत है मुझे .....!!!!

इस अजनबी दुनिया में , अकेला एक खवाब हू ,
सवालों से खफा , छोटा सा जवाब हू ,
जो ना समझ सके , उनके लिए " कौन " ,
जो समझ चुके , उनके लिए किताब हू मैं ,

दुनिया की नज़र में , जाने क्यों चुभा सा ,
सबसे नशीला और बदनाम शराब हू मैं ,
सर उठाकर देखो , वो देख रहा है तुमको ,
जिसको ना देखा उसने , वो चमकता आफ़ताब हू मैं ,

आँख से देखोगे , तो ख़ुशी पाओगे ,
दिल से पूछोगे , तो दर्द का सैलाब हू मैं

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

FRIEND Mean afterall

Yaden rukti nahi rok pane se,
dil rukta nahi kisi ke samjhane se.
Ruk jati hai dhadkan tumhe bhul jane se,
hum tumhe yaad karte hai jeene ke bahane se...

"HUM PHUL KI TARAH HASNA JANTE HAIN HUM HANS KAR GUM CHHUPAANA JAANTE HAIN LOG

ILKAR RISHTE NIBHATE HAIN TO KYA HUA HUM BINA MILE RISHTE NIBHANA JAANTE HAIN ..."

I Love you not because of what you are ?
But, i Love you because of what i am when i am with you..
I love you not only for you have made of yourself,
But for what you are making of me…
I love you as you have done more,
that any could have done to make me good,
And more than any late coould have done to make me happy.
You have done it by being yourself,
Purheps that’s what being a
“FRIEND” Mean afterall

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

BUL GAYI KYA

Mahabbat Tum Nahi Kerna
Mahabbat Main Nahi Kerta
K Dil Ko Thais Lagti Hai
Kabhi Jaan bhi Pighalti Hai

Ishara Ho Nahi Sakta
Aur Guzara Ho Nahi Sakta

Mahabbat Ko Jitaane Se
Mahabbat Haar Jati Hai

Kam-sini Ki Nadaani
Kam-sini Mein Achhi Hai

Kabhi Bhi Chot Sehne Ki
Khahish Tum Nahi Kerna

Mahabbat Main Nahi Kerta
Mahabbat Tum nahi Kerna
- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

FRIENDSHIP

FRIENDSHIP Mean Beauty Of A Human
FRIENDSHIP Mean Like Gold’s
FRIENDSHIP Mean Fresh Flower
FRIENDSHIP Mean Feeling
FRIENDSHIP Mean Happiness
FRIENDSHIP Mean Pleased
FRIENDSHIP Mean Sharing
FRIENDSHIP Mean Thinking
FRIENDSHIP Mean Suggestion
FRIENDSHIP Mean Connection
FRIENDSHIP Mean Wasting Time
FRIENDSHIP Mean Killer Of Life
FRIENDSHIP Mean Teasing
FRIENDSHIP Mean Joking
FRIENDSHIP Mean Good Relationship
FRIENDSHIP Mean Good Partner
FRIENDSHIP Mean Calling In A Savior Condition
FRIENDSHIP Mean Leaving In A Savior Condition
FRIENDSHIP Mean Living In A Good Condition
FRIENDSHIP Mean Time Pass
FRIENDSHIP Mean Investigate
FRIENDSHIP Means A Part Of Life
FRIENDSHIP Means A Nice Thing
FRIENDSHIP Means A River
FRIENDSHIP Mean Winds
FRIENDSHIP Mean Very Sensitive Relation
FRIENDSHIP Mean Trees Of Food
FRIENDSHIP Mean Taste Than Sugarversation
- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

School Vs Hindi Film

School ------- Yaadein
Pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman
Classes ------- Kabhi Kabhi
Canteen------- Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
Home Work -------- Godzilla
Exams -------- Kalyug
Examination Hall---- Chamber Of Secret
Exam-Time ---------- Qayamat Se Qayamt Tak
Question Paper --------- Paheli
Answer Paper ---------- Kora Kagaz
Cheating ---------- Aksar/Chupke Chupke
Paper Out ---------- Plan
Examiner ------------- The Killer
Last Exam ----------- Independence Day
aper Correction --------- Andha Kanoon
Marks ----------- Assambhav
Result ----------- Murder
Pass ------------ Ajjoba/ Chamatkar
Fail ----------- Devdas
Supplementary ------- Aakhri Raas
- Lovenismi (Ansh Rav)

Computer Vs. Hindi Films

Pentium III & Pentium I - Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.
Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
F1 - Guide.
Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.
CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
Super User Password - Gupt.
BackUp - Jaagteraho.
UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
Server -Godfather.
Proxy Server - Padosan.
Security -Nakabandi.
Storage - Tehkhana.
Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
DumbTerminal - Anari.
Mouse - Jaanwar.
Hard Disk partition- Batwara.
Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
Tempo rary file - Khote Sikkey.
Operator vs Computer - Meinkhiladi Tu Anadi

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Lifes like that..

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES . . .

. . . you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

Tum Mujhko Achi lagti Ho

Ek Baat Kahoon Agar Sunti Ho?
Tum Mujhko Achi Lagti Ho,
Kuch Chanchal Si, Kuch Chup Chap Si,
Kuch Pagal Pagal Lagti Ho,
Hai Chahne Waale Aur Buhut Par,
Tum Mein Hai Ek Baat Bahut..
Tum Apni Apni Lagti Ho,
Ek Baat Kahoon Agar Sunti Ho?
Tum Mujhko Achi lagti ho,
Yeh Baat Baat Pe Kho Jaana,
Kuch Kehte Kehte Ruk Jaana,
Yeh Kis Uljhan Mein Rehti Ho.?
Kya Baat Hai HumSe Keh Daalo,
Ek Baat Kahoon Agar Sunti Ho?
Tum MujhKo Achi Lagti Ho.
- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

ROMANTIC KISS

A kiss speaks many different meanings to its lover; when it is missing, many interpretations as to the reasons for its absence surface. These interpretations can become invisible wedges that prevent love from expressing.

When love is present, kissing is an important part of expressing that love. Pay attention to it. Breathe. Relax. Slow down. Concentrate and engage the electricity in your body.

Kissing does not always have to be a prelude to making love.

Happiness is like a kiss - in order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else.

A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.

This story from Pravda, the Russian News Service, shows that even in the former Soviet Union, couples are rediscovering what we refer to as "The Mighty Kiss".

In case you thought the kiss was little more than a "romantic handshake", we've decided to let you in on a little Russian research that shows that the kiss is so much more than a mere gateway to romantic expression. Here are just a few of the powerful effects the might kiss will have on you!

Kissing stabilizes cardiovascular activity, decreases high blood pressure, and lowers cholesterol.
Kissing prevents cavities and plaque build-up by stimulating saliva production while preventing gingivitis through the calcium present in saliva.

Kissing stimulates over 30 facial muscles which smoothes out skin and increase blood circulation to the face.

Kissing burns 12 calories per five-second episode and three passionate kisses a day will help you lose one pound!

Kissing prevents the formation of the stress hormone glucocorticoids which causes high blood pressure, muscle weakening and insomnia.

Kissing does its part to vaccinate people from new germs. Saliva contains bacteria, 80% of them are common to all people with 20% unique to each person. By sharing saliva with a partner, you are stimulating your immune system to respond to the different bacteria you are being exposed to. The result is that your immune system creates certain anti-bodies to these new bacteria, which in effect vaccinates you against these germs. This process is called cross-immunotherapy.

According to a study from the University of Leicester in England, couples whose lips are of a similar size are more likely to stay together. Researchers found that 88 percent of happy couples had lips that mirrored each other's. Well-matched lips also make for a synced-up smooch!

Finally, you may not be surprised to know that kissing offers an express analysis of genetic compatibility. While you are kissing, your brain conducts instant chemical analysis of your partner's saliva and issues a "verdict" of your genetic compatibility. Think about it. Don't you know much more about what you like or don't like in a person after one kiss? And kissing is much more fun than taking a relationship inventory!

Oh, did we mention kissing also cures hiccups?

The next time you want to give your sweetheart the perfect gift, may I suggest that you use your lips to speak to your sweetheart instead of your wallet. Actions speak louder than words!
Kiss someone you love today!

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

Akeli Zaat ke liye kainat kia mangu

BATA! RAAH_E_MOHABAT MEIN
CHALOON MAIN KIS TARAH,
TANHA BINA TERE MERE HAMDAM
CHALA MUJH SE NAHI JATA,
MERI KHUSHIYUN KE SAB KAHKAHE
TUMHARE BIN ADHOORE HAIN,
MERE SAPNE MERI RAATAIN
MERE SAB DIN ADHOORE HAIN,
MERA SAPNA HAQEEQAT MEIN
JO YUN TABDEEL HO JAE,
AGAR TUM A MILO MUJH SE
MERI TAKMEEL HO JAE.
Bichr gaya hai to uska sath kia mangu,
Zra C umr hai ghum se nijat kia mangu,
Woh sath hota to hoti Zaroorten bhi bohut,
Akeli Zaat ke liye kainat kia mangu.
- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

Tum chaho to muje

Chaho To Mujhe
Apne Seene Mein Chupa Sakte Ho
Tum Chaho To Mujhe
Ail Ki Har Baat Bata Sakte Ho
Tum Chaho To Mujhe
Sahra Se Nikal Sakte Ho
Tum Chaho To Mujhe
Saiban De Sakte Ho
Tum Chaho To Mujhe
Tapti Dhoop Se Bacha Sakte Ho
Tum Chaho To Mujhe
Apne Wajood Mein Chhupa Sakte Ho
Tum Chaho To
Ik Diya Roshni Ka Jala Sakte Ho
Tumhain Malom Hai Ke
Yeh Zinadagi Kuch Dino Ki Hai
Tum Chaho To
Isey Hans Kar Guzar Sakte Ho
Tum Chaho To Mujhe
Apni Zindagi Bana Sakte Ho
Tum Chaho To Mujhe
Apne Seene Mein Chhupa Sakte Ho
Tum Chaho To Mujhe
Apne Dil Ki Har Baat Bata Sakte Ho
Tum Chaho To Kia Nahi Kar Sakte
Tum Chaho To Sub Kuch Kar Saktae Ho

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

Har ghadi

Har ghadi khud se ulajhna hai mukadar mera,
Main hi kashti hoon mujhme hai samundar mera,

Ek se ho gaye mousamon ke chehre saare,
Meri aankhon se kahi kho gaya manzar mera,

Kisse poochu ke kaha gum hoon kai barso se,
Har jagah dhoondta phirta hai mujhe ghar mera,

Mudadtein ho gayi ek khawaab sunehra dekhe,
Jagta rehta hai har neend mein bistar mera,

Har ghadi khud se ulajhna hai mukkadar mera,
Main hi kashti hoon mujhie mein hai sumandar mera.

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Chinese to Chinese

Chinese speaking to a Chinese operator...
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree..

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Aaj Dil Khol Ke Roya Hai

Aise chup hai ke yeh manzil bhi khadi ho jaise,

Tera milna bhi judai ki ghadi ho jaise,

Apne hi saaye se har gam laraz jata hu,

Raaste mein koyi deewaar khadi ho jaise,

Manzile door bhi hai manzile nazdeek bhi hai,

Apne hi paaoon mein zanjeer padi ho jaise,

Kitne nadaan hai tere bhulane wale ke tujhe,

Yaad karne ke liye umar padi ho jaise,

Aaj dil khol ke roya hai ramu to yuh Khush hai,

Chand lamho ki ye raahat bhi badi ho jaise.

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

New Theory about Women

1. To find a woman you need time and money therefore: women = time x money ............@

2. "Time is money " so time = money ...........................@

3. Therefore: women =money x money women = ( money )^2 ............@

4. "Money is the root of all problems "money = ( problems )^1/2 ......@

5. Therefore: women = (problems)^2/2

6. And the final conclusion is women = problems

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain...

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain...(Something Intresting)

Kabhi Hamain Dekh Kar Muskurati Hain

Aur Kabhi Nakhray Deekhati Hain

Aakhir Larkiyan Kia Chahti Hain

Tammam Kaam Larkon Say Nikalwati Hain

Aur Phir Moon Phair Kar Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Hamain Muskura Kar Ghar Bulati Hain

Aur Phir Apnay Bhaioon Say Pitwati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Mood Hoota Hay To Baat Karti Hain

Warna Youn Hi Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Apni Haar Say Hamain Tarpati Hain

Aur Dil Dharka Kar Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Apnay Shohroon Ko Kabze Main Kar Kay

Saasoon Ko Rulati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Apnay Shohroon Say Ghar Kay Kaam Karwati Hain

Aur Khud Aaram Farmati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Aakhir Yeh Larkian Hamain Kyun Hain Pasand

Kyun Kay Sawan Ki Tarah Aati Hain Aur Chali Jatee Hain

Aur Kuch Dil Main Reh Jati Hain

Shayad Larkian Yehi Chati Hain ..!

Or Ye Kia Chahti Hai ...... ???????

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

One day Lil Johny says to his father

One day Lil Johny says to his father:

I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johny: Yes, Grandma
Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother

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L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?
L.Johnny: But I asked first!

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Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota." The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?" Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio."

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"Johnny, did your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked.
"No, she did it all," Little Johnny replied.

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"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"

Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."

"That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?"

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Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

Little Johnny: One dollar.

Teacher (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father

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Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."

Little Johnny: "OK sir, could you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again."

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

What is 'Governance System

What is 'Governance System’?

As a daily habit Pintu was reading newspaper.

Suddenly he asked his father, “Dad! What does it mean by 'Governance System?"

“It’s like...” father said while thinking, “See! I earn and bring money to home, mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in our home is doing all the household works, so she will be 'Labour Class'.

You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is 'Future' or the 'Next Generation', understand?”

That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother was crying. He wetted the matrices so he was crying. Pintu went to woke-up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Pintu went to the Maiden's room to wake her up. But there his father was sleeping with the maid. So he came back with frustration.

Next morning father asked Pintu, “Hey Pintu Darling! You understood the
'Governance System'? ".

Pintu replied, “Yeah Dad, I understood! When money Holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering!"

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Real good explanations

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich."Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich."Marry him." -That's Advertising..."

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me" - That's Telemarketing..."

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap..."

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

See this is called girls attitude so please be care

fullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll guys!

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Daily Quran For my muslim friends

Daily Quran & Hadith
Al Qur'an
To Allah belongeth
all that is in the heavens and on earth.
Whether ye show what is in your minds
or conceal it,
Allah Calleth you to account for it.
He forgiveth whom He pleaseth,
and punisheth whom He pleaseth,
for Allah hath power over all things.
{Surah Al Baqara ~ Ayah 284}
Hadith
Narrated Ghailan(R): Anas (Allah be pleased with him) said:
You people do (bad) deeds (commit Sins)
which seem in your eyes as tiny (minute) than hair
while we used to consider those (very deeds)
during the life-time of the Prophet as destructive Sins.
-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

Address kaha ka...

Ek faqir maangne ke liye masjid ke baahar baitha raha...

Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale Gaye...

Usey kuch Na mila...

Woh phir church Gaya, phir mandir aur phir gurudware...

Lekin usko kissi ne kuch Na diya...

Aakhir ek maikhane ke baahar aakar baith Gaya...

Jo sharabi nikalta uske katorey mein kuch daal deta...

Uska katora noton se bhar Gaya...

Faqir bola, "wah mere khuda...!!

Rahtey kahaan ho aur address kahaan ka dete ho.... "

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

ŕσ¢к ση!!

dil kya kehta hai mera
kya main bataoon
tum ye samjhoge shaayad
main pagal hoon

dil karta hai tv tower pe
main chad jaoon
chilla chilla ke main ye
sabse kehdoon

rock on!!
hai ye waqt ka ishaara
rock on!!
har lamha pukaara
rock on!!
yuheen dekhta hai kya tu
rock on!! zindagi millegi na dubaara…

dil karta hai sadkon par
zor se gaoon
sab apne apne ghar ki khidki kholen
phir main aise josheelay geet sunaoon
mere geeton ko sunke sab ye bolen

rock on!!
hai ye waqt ka ishaara
rock on!!
har lamha pukaara
rock on!!
yuheen dekhta hai kya tu
rock on!!
zindagi millegi na dubaara…

jaise jeene ko dil chahe
jee waise tu
meri toh hai bas ye raaye ki
apne jitne bhi armaan
hain poore karle tu

rock on!!
hai ye waqt ka ishaara
rock on!!
har lamha pukaara
rock on!!
yuheen dekhta hai kya tu
rock on!!
zindagi millegi na dubaara…

rock on!!
hai ye waqt ka ishaara
rock on!!
har lamha pukaara
rock on!!
yuheen dekhta hai kya tu
rock on!!
zindagi millegi na dubaara…

SO ŕσ¢к ση!! GUYS
LIFE IS TOO SHORT LIVE EVERY INSTANT OF IT

amazing questions

1. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

2. If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken?
3. I went to bed at eight 8 'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at nine 9 'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm?
4. Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?
5. A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?
6. If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?
7. A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the bear?
8. Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?
9. How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?
10. If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, What's the name of the driver?
- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

Come live with me

Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
That valleys, groves, hills, and fields,
Woods, or steepy mountain yields.

And we will sit upon the rocks,
Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks,
By shallow rivers to whose falls
Melodious birds sing madrigals.

And I will make thee beds of roses
And a thousand fragrant posies,
A cap of flowers, and a kirtle
Embroider'd all with leaves of myrtle;

A gown made of the finest wool
Which from our pretty lambs we pull;
Fair lined slippers for the cold,
With buckles of the purest gold;

A belt of straw and ivy buds,
With coral clasps and amber studs:
And if these pleasures may thee move,
Come live with me, and be my love.

The shepherds' swains shall dance and sing
For thy delight each May morning:
If these delights thy mind may move,
Then live with me and be my love.
Christopher Marlowe
-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

Be Your Own Boss, Take Action

Be Your Own Boss, Take Action
There is a big difference between wanting to become your own boss, and actually becoming your own boss. Find out what you need to know and overcome to make your dreams a reality

Being a Entrepreneur
To be a successful entrepreneur you will need a good idea, money, a little luck, and hard work (lots of it). 90 % of the most successful people fail the most, meaning you must first lose something (your initial investment) before you gain anything (profits, equity, etc.).

Women Entrepreneurs
Somehow even before I start this topic what goes in my mind is that who all would be interested in reading about woman entrepreneurs. Intuition and experience says it'll be 80% women, reason being men do not find any interest in the growth aspects of women. This is to the extent of not even getting interested in reading about topics related to progress of women. This might sound chauvinistic, but no amount of advancement is able to change the basic psychology of males.

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

Sirf Mera Ho

Koi to ho aisa jo sirf mera ho
Baton me unki khushbu ho
Dil me unka basera ho
Chahy to chahat meri
Mangy to mohabbat meri
Wo chand ki chandni ho to
Chand sirf mera ho
Wo falak ki roshni ho to
Suraj sirf mera ho
Wo pholon ki khushbo ho to
Ehsas sirf mera ho
Wo falak ka ujala ho to
Charagh sirf mera ho
Wo ishq or mohabbat ho to
Dil sirf mera ho
Wo pani ka cheenta ho to
Darya sirf mera ho
Wo kismat ki lakeer ho to
Hath Sirf mera Ho.
- POOJA PATIL
- LovNismi (Ansh Rav)