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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

*** JAL JAATE HAI ***

Garmi e a hasrat e nakam se jal jaate hai,

Hum chiraghoon ki tarha shama se jal jaate hai,

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Shama jis aag mein jalti hai numaish ke liye,

Hum isi aag mein gumnam se jal jaate hai,

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Bach nikalte hai agar atish e siyaal se hum,

Shola aariz e gulfam se jal jaate hai,

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Jab bhi aata hai mera naam tere naam ke saath,

Jaane kyun log mere naam se jal jaate hai.

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For You Productions

-Ramu Garg

-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

Poem by a Father...

Chance to help someone who is in desperate need

Subject: Poem by a Father... ( plz do read )

A beautiful poem written by a Father to save his Daughter!!!

Do read it once... I am sure u also won't be left untouched by the words and the feelings that they depict.

The last stanza, after reading from the beginning, suddenly slows down the heart-beats...

DAD - BABY RACHEL - MOM *

A sad Dad's poem...

This is a beautiful poem. There is an appeal from a Zimbabwean

couple at the bottom of message, not asking for anything more

than that you hand the poem on.

The husband wrote the poem. *

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TO MY CHILD

Just for this morning, I am going to

smile when I see your face and laugh

when I feel like crying.

Just for this morning, I will let you* *

choose what you want to wear,

and smile and say how perfect it is.

Just for this morning, I am going to step* *

over the laundry and pick you up and take you to

the park to play.* *

Just for this morning, I will leave the

dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put

that puzzle of yours together.* *

Just for this afternoon, I will unplug

the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with

you in the backyard and blow bubbles.* *

Just for this afternoon, I will not yell

once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and

whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one

if he comes by.

Just for this afternoon, I won't worry

about what you are going to be when you grow up, or

second guess every decision I have made where you are

concern ed.* *

Just for this afternoon, I will let you

help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you

trying to fix them.* *

Just for this afternoon, I will take us

to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can

have both toys.* *

Just for this evening, I will hold you in

my arms and tell you a story about how you were

born and how much I love you.* *

Just for this evening, I will let you

splash in the tub and not get angry.

Just for this evening, I will let you* *

stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.

Just for this evening, I will snuggle* *

beside you for hours, and miss my favorite TV shows...

Just for this evening when I run my

finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be

grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given.

I will think about the mothers and

fathers who are searching for their missing children, the

mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's

graves instead of their bedrooms. The mothers

and fathers who are in hospital rooms* *

watching their children suffer senselessly and screaming

inside that little body* *

And when I kiss you goodnight I will hold* *

you a little tighter, a little longer. It is then,

that I will thank God for you, and ask him for

nothing, except one more day..............* *

Hi! I am a 29-year-old father. My wife and I have had a wonderful life together. God blessed us with a child too. Our daughter's name is Rachel and she is 10 months old. Not long ago did the doctors detect brain cancer in her little body.

There is only one way to save her and that is an operation. Sadly we don't have the money for the operation. AOL and Zdnet (in Zimbabwe) have agreed to help us.

The only way they can help is this: If you send this email to other people AOL will track this email and count how many people get it. Every person that opens this email and sends it to at least 3 people will give us 32c.

It hardly takes a min for you to forward this to your friends, Please do it.

(in Zimbabwe dollars) Please help us. * Please Donate this Site.

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

*** APNE HONTHON PAR SAJANNA CHAHTA HOON ***

Apne hothon pe sajaana chahta hoon,

Aa tujhe main gungunaana chahta hoon,

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Koi aansoo tere daman par gira kar,

Boond ko moti banaana chahta hoon,

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Thak gaya main karte karte yaad tujhko,

Ab tujhe main yaad aana chahta hoon,

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Chhaa raha hai saari basti main andhera,

Roshni ka ghar jalaana chahta hoon.

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For You Productions

-Ramu Garg

-LoveNismi ( Ansh rav )


10 Odd Uses for Airplanes

This is a house built by Bruce Campbell out of the Boeing 727 - he got a trendy, one-of-a-kind villa in the woods.

"Cosmic Muffin" is the most unusual boat, made out of a rare and historic aircraft - the Boeing 307 Statelier "(dating back from 1937) Before the Cosmic Muffin, there was the Penthouse. The Boeing 307 Statelier was fitted with a luxury interior, including a bedroom, and named The Flying Penthouse after being used in World War II. It was originally owned by Howard Hughes which he bought in 1939.

This Boeing 307, the Clipper Flying Cloud belongs to the Pan American Airways and has been restored for the National Air and Space Museum (the Smithsonian). The fully functional plane is the worlds only remaining Statelier.

This villa in South Africa was not meant to have an aircraft as a penthouse, but a funny incident made it that way. Until the plane is removed, the inhabitants enjoy their own private, fully equipped plane. This is not as uncommon as the rest, but it's certainly something worth seeing while in Russia. The aviation museum in Russia is one of a kind.

When you see an abandoned airplane, you naturally try to make the best of it. This is what some clever Romanians did somewhere near a national road - a functional restaurant in a deserted aircraft. An aircraft turned into a yacht. Until the rescue team arrives, one can enjoy the sun and water on the wing of the plane.

The following Fairchild C-123 was a part of one of the biggest scandals in the mid 1980's, involved in Reagan's plan to free US hostages held in Lebanon. Long story short, the plane was shot down in southern Nicaragua and was eventually abandoned at the International Airport in San Jose. The current owners bought it for $3,000 and turned it into "El avion" - a restaurant, bar, coffee store, and a relic of the Cold War.

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

NOW READ THIS.......

No one has ever challenged it except Prof. P. N. Oak, who believes the whole world has been duped. In his book Taj Mahal: The True Story, Oak says the Taj Mahal is not Queen Mumtaz's tomb but an ancient **Hindu temple **palace* * of** **Lord Shiva** (then known as **Tajo Meghalaya**). In the course of his research O asks discovered that the Shiva temple palace was usurped by Shah Jahan from then Maharaja of Jaipur, Jai Singh. In his own court ch ronicle, Badshahnama, Shah Jahan admits that an exceptionally beautiful grand mansion in.

** Agra **

Was taken from Jai Singh for Mumtaz's burial. The ex-Maharaja of Jaipur still retains in his secret collection two orders from Shah Jahan for surrendering the Taj building. Using captured temples and mansions, as a burial place for dead courtiers and royalty was a common practice among Muslim rulers.

For example, Humayun, Akbar, Etmud-ud-Daula and Safdarjung are all buried in such mansions. Oak's inquiries began with the name of Taj Mahal. He says the term "** **Mahal** " has **never been used for a building in any Muslim countries from Afghanis than to **Algeria **. **"The unusual explanation that the term Taj Mahal derives from Mumtaz Mahal was illogical in at least two respects.

Firstly, her name was never **Mumtaz Mahal **but **Mumtaz-ul-Zamani**," he writes. Secondly, one cannot omit the first three letters 'Mum' from a woman's name to derive the remainder as the name for the building."Taj Mahal, he claims, is a corrupt version of **Tajo Meghalaya or Lord Shiva's Palace ****... Oak also says the love story of Mumtaz and Shah Jahan is a fairy tale created by court sycophants, blundering historians and sloppy archaeologists Not a single royal chronicle of Shah Jahan's time corroborates the love story.

Furthermore, Oak cites several documents suggesting the Taj Mahal predates Shah Jahan's era, and was a temple dedicated to Shiva, worshipped by Raj puts off **Agra** city. For example, Prof. Marvin Miller of **New York **took a few samples from the riverside doorway of the Taj. Carbon dating tests revealed that the door was 300 years older than Shah Jahan. European traveler Johan Albert Mandelslo, who visited **Agra** in 1638 (only seven years after Mumtaz's death), describes the life of the cit y in his memoirs. But he makes no reference to the Taj Mahal being built. The writings of Peter Mundy, an English visitor to **Agra **within a year of Mumtaz's death, also suggest the Taj was a noteworthy building well before Shah Jahan's time.

Prof. Oak points out a number of design and architectural inconsistencies that support the belief of the Taj Mahal being a typical Hindu temple rather than a mausoleum. Many rooms in the Taj! Mahal have remained sealed since Shah Jahan's time and are still inaccessible to the public** **. Oak asserts they contain a headless statue of Lord Shiva and other objects

commonly used for worship rituals in Hindu temples **Fearing political backlash, Indira Gandhi's government t ride to have Prof. Oak's book withdrawn from the bookstores, and threatened the Indian publisher of the first edition dire consequences . There is only one way to discredit or validate Oak's research.

The current government should open the sealed rooms of the Taj Mahal under U.N. supervision, and let international experts investigate. Do circulate this to all you know and let them know about this reality.....

-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

ALL THE REMARKABLE WOMEN YOU KNOW???

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to Amazing Theory about the Taj Mahal

*BBC says about Taj Mahal --- Hidden Truth - Never say it is a Tomb Aerial view of the Taj Mahal **

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The interior water well **

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Frontal view of the Taj Mahal and dome

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Close up of the dome with pinnacle

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Close up of the pinnacle

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Inlaid pinnacle pattern in courtyard

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Red lotus at apex of the entrance

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Rear view of the Taj & 22 apartments

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View of sealed doors & windows in back

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Typical Vedic style corridors

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The Music House--a contradiction

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A locked room on upper floor

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A marble apartment on ground floor

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The OM in the flowers on the walls

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Staircase that leads to the lower levels

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300 foot long corridor inside apartments

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One of the 22 rooms in the secret lower level

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Interior of one of the 22 secret rooms

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Interior of another of the locked rooms

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Vedic design on ceiling of a locked room

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Huge ventilator sealed shut with bricks

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Secret walled door that leads to other rooms

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Secret bricked door that hides more evidence

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Palace in Barhanpur where Mumtaz died

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Pavilion where Mumtaz is said to be buried

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-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

Seven Wonders

THE

SEVEN

WONDERS

OF THE

WORLD

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present “Seven Wonders of the World." Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes:

1. Egypt's Great Pyramids

2. Taj Mahal

3. Grand Canyon

4. Panama Canal

5. Empire State Building

6. St. Peter's Basilica

7. China's Great Wall

While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student had not finished her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many."

The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help."The girl hesitated, then read, "I think the ‘Seven Wonders of the World' is:

1. To See

2. To Hear

3. To Touch

4. To Taste

5. To Feel

6. To Laugh

7. And to Love."

The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop. The things we overlook as simple and ordinary and that we take for granted are truly wondrous!

A gentle reminder -- that the most precious things in life cannot be built by hand or bought by man.

-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Men are like

Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize

it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like. .... Laxatives. ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas....... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like...... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like..... Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like.... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like..... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ... Popcorn..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms.... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like........... Lava Lamps.... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.Men are like Parking Spots.......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

- LoveNismi( Ansh Rav )

Overconfidence!!!

Overconfidence!!!

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,

"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."

"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one bigger taste before declaring, "I give up, what it is?"

With great glee, the boy replied,

-LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha hey hey Ha ha ha !!!

Galileo used to study in small lamp,

Graham bell used to study in candle,

Shekspeare used to study in street lite,

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Mujhe yeh samaj nahi aata "SAALE DIN ME JHAK MARTE THE KYA"....

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Harbhajan Singh ne apni premika se pucha kya main tumhara pehla pyar hu,

Ladki Boli... Kar di na Sardaro wali baat... SPINNERS ko kabhi new ball milti hai....

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Bus Chali, Jhatka Laga,

1 Sarda, 1 Ladki par ja gira...

Ladki Boli - Batmeej kya kar rahe ho?

Sardar Bola - Ji Punjab University se B.Com kar raha hu...

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Judge - Why did you attack that young man?

Old Lady - He grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on the bed & shouted APRIL FOOL...

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Puri botal na sahi, ek jaam to ho jaye,

milna na sahi, dua salam to ho jaye,

jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai,

kam se kam unhe jukam to ho jaye..... Wah... Wah... Wah.

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Ashwarya - Main tere liye sab chod dungi,

Abhishek - Maa - baap,

Ash - haan,

Abhi - bhai bhehan,

Ash - haan,

Abhi - films,

Ash - haan,

Abhishek - Aur VIVEK, SALMAN & ASHISH ko bhi?

Ash - Apni aukat me reho. Vivek, Salman tak thik hai magar ASHISH nahi...

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Pramod Mahajan Ke Bhai ne usse goli marr di,

bcoz wo use ignore karta tha, na msg karta tha na mail karta tha, na reply

Aapka kya khayal hai....

Reply karenge..?

Ya Subah ghar aaun...?

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An old man marries is a young girl.

Interviewer asks to girl - Aapne in me Shaadi ke liye kya dekha.

Girl - Ek to inki "in come" our doosra inke "din come"....

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Banta kal raat ek ladki mujhe scooty par bahut durr le gaye, sare kapade

utar ke boli jo chahiye le lo, main scooty le aaya, kapado ka kya karta main.......

-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

FROM MY HEART

Koi nahi jo mujhe smabhale
Koi nahi jo mujhe sahare
Koi nahi jo mujhe dekhe
Koi nahi jo mujhe samjhey
Koi nahi jo mujhe pahachane
Koi nahi jo main ruthoo to manaye
Koi nahi jo mujhe apnaye
Koi nahi jo mujhe pyar kare

Phir bhi dil kyun bekarar hai Lage ki jesay koi mere bahut karib hai Jis ke bina meri ye choti si zindegi adhuri hai Phir bhi dil bar bar ye hi kahe ki Koi to hai jo mujhe kabhi na kabhi yar karega kya ye meri kalpana hai ya phir meri dil ki bhawana hai? meri umeed hai?

With Love and Care Always

Regards,

- loveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

SARDAR JI AGAIN.......

Sardar ji-Bus station jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Sardarji: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Sardar ji: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.

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Sardar ji kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sab shadi se pehle…
Sardar ji: Don't worry darling, I'm already married.

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Sardar ji: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to kisi doctor se shadi kar
Lena.
Wife: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Sardar ji: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi ek rasta hai!

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Sardar ji & his friend are walking down the road when Sardar ji'
friend says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Sardar ji covers one of his eyes and says: Where?

Sardar ji: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me?
Friend: Don't know.
Sardar ji: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go to his!

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Sardar ji was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'

He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

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Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?
Sardar ji: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!

Sardar ji was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

His friend asks: Why r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Sardar ji: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

See what a spelling mistake can do...
Sardar ji went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u
were Her

Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Sardar ji: But I've never been able to see the numbers

A WONDERFUL STORY

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?” they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out..."

"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him hat had happened... "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in" "We do not go into a House together," they replied.

"Why is that?" she asked.

One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to nother one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!” he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth... Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

His wife disagreed... "My dear, why don't we invite Success?" Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!" "Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.


"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!! !" MY WISH FOR YOU... -Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.

-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.

-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage. You have two choices right now:

1. Delete this email.

2. Invite love by sharing this story with all the people you care about.

I hope you will choose

As I did

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

She is a woman

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable......

-Love Nismi

Lover to his Ex-gal friend

*Hi*
*Here is a letter written by a depressed to lover to his Ex-gal friend. Please read it carefully and I can see u is smiling there!!!!*

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*A letter to Ex-Girl Friend*

*Dear XXX,*

Thanks for being my love for *one and half years,* when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating.

Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend.
Monisha euro| In order to recover your missing, *I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love, from all my past experiences I have learned a lot*.

When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well EURO| I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it EURO(tm)s a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this *I* *need all my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend ,* please send it back to me, *I don EURO(tm)t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.*

Another thing MONISHA, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , *you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love. *

And also, during my 1 Â1/2 years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.

*The expenses are as follows:*
Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs. Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, Grand Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thirty Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account. I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.

Also, please advise your expenses which incurred during our dates, I don EURO (tm) I think you have got any expenditure during these dates, *I have seen many time that you always forget your purse when it comes to pay. * Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th love affair with Subil.

You’re Ex-lover

*XXXYYYZZZ*