Koshish Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti

           

Koshish Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Lahron Se Dar Kar Nauka Par Nahin Hoti

Koshish Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Nanhi Chiti Jab Dana Lekar Chalti Hai

Chadhti Deewaron Par Sau Bar Phislati Hain
Man Ka Viswas Ragon Mein Sahas Bharta Hain

Chadhkar Girna Girkar Chadhna Na Akharta Hain
Akhir Uski Mehnat Bekar Nahin Hoti

Koshis Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Dubkiyan Sindhu Mein Gotakhor Lagata Hain

Ja Jakar Khali Haath Laut Aata Hain
Milte Nahin Sahaj Hi Moti Gahre Pani Mein

Badhta Duna Utsah Isi Hairani Mein
Muthi Uski Khali Her Bar Nahi Hoti

Koshis Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Asaflta Ek Chunauti Hain Swavikar Karo

Kya Kami Rah Gayi Dekho Aur Sudhar Karo
Jab Tak Na Safal Ho Nid Chain Ko Tyago Tum

Sangharshon Ka Maidan Chod Mat Bhago Tum
Kuch Kiye Bina Hi Jayjaykar Nahin Hoti
Koshis Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti

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Jaan Bhi Tere Paas Hai !!

Sari Duniya Ki Muskan Tere Pass Hai
Ye Jamin Or Asman Tere Pass Hai
Gum Na Karna Ki Tuje Yaad Nahi Karte
Ae Dost Meri To Jaan Bhi Tere Paas Hai !!

Dard Dene Wale Bahut Milte Hai
Mgar Dard Lene Wale Bahut Kam Milte Hai
Najuk Waqt Me Hame Yaad Karna Kyoki
Jingdi Me Sachhe Dost Bahut Kam Milte Hai !!

Firaq-E-Yaar Me Jo Ja Milenge
To Mere Jaise Hosle Kam Milenge
Jahan Saari Duniya Nigahe Fer Legi
Wahan E Dost Tumhe Sirf Hum Milenge !!

Sache Dost Ki Ek Nishani -"Wo Aapki”
Aankhon Me Us Waqt Dard Dekh Leta Hai,
Jab Duniya Aapse Keh Rahi Hoti Hai
Yaar Tum Muskurate Bahut Ho !!

Chor Ki Chori Me Shor Nahi Hota,
Nayi Patang Me Dor Nahi Hota,
Har Gali Me Mod Nahi Hota,
Aur Humse Dosti Karne Wala Kabhi "Bor" Nahi Hota !!

Aapki Yaad Karte Hai Itni Asman Me
Rosani Hai Jitni Yakeen Nahi To Call Karke Dekhiye
Hum Karenge Baat Aapse Utni Aapke Mobile Me Laxmi Hai Jitni !!

Dosti Me Baat Karo Jaise "Ful Talktime"Yad Karo
Jaise "Free Roaming"Pyaar Karo Jaise "Life Time"
Jhagada Karo Jaise "No Coverage"Or Smile Jaise "Toll Free !!

Har Majboori Se Ladna Sikh Lo
Har Gum Ke Saath Jeena Sikh Lo
Busy Hum Bhi Kam Nahi
Par Hamari Tarah Dosto Ko Yaad Karna Sikh Lo !!

1 Hassi Jo Hasa De 1 Ansoo Jo Rula De
1 Aarzoo Jo Jaga De 1 Chahat Jo Samza De
Har Aahat Jo Jaan Le Us Rishte Ka Naam Hai Dosti!!

Kya Karege Ishq Kar Ke Dosto
Jab Cahane Wale Ne Hi Dil Tod Diya
Hum Par Shak Na Karo Dosto
Kyu Ki Humne To Ab Ishq Karna Hi Chhod Diya !!

Kaise Ho Tum Jo Chodkr Ja Rahe Ho
Aapne Sab Kasme Wade Todkar Ja Rahe Ho
Teri Dosti Pe Bhi Yakin Tha Humko
Phir Kis Liye Tum Muh Modkar Ja Rahe Ho !!

Dosti Kisi Ki Riyasat Nahi Hoti
Maut Kisiki Amanat Nahi Hoti
Sambhal Ke Rakna Qadam Yaaha
Don Ki Dosti Todne Wale Ki Zamanat Nahi Hoti !!

Kabhi To Teri Palko Pe Jhilmil Aau Mai
Tu Intzaar Kare Aur Na Aau Mai
Dost Samundar Me Pahuch Ke Fareb
Mat Karna Kaho To Kinare Pe Hi Doob Jau Mai !!

Dosti Yakeen Pe Tiki Hoti Hai,
Ye Deevar Badi Mushkil Se Khadi Hoti Hai,
Kabi Fursat Mile To Padhna Kitab Rishto Ki,
Dosti Khoon Ke Rishton Se Bhi Badi Hoti Hai !!

Samundar Me Na Koi Jab Kinara Milega
Na Apno Ka Jab Tumhe Sahara Milega
Dubte Waqt Zara Tum Yeh Dekh Lena
Ki Us Waqt Bhi Tumhe Hath Hamara Milega !!

 

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Software Engineers Sing The Song of 3 Idiots

How does software engineers sing the song of 3 idiots?

Saari umar hum
Coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Saari umar hum
Errors fix kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Saari umar hum
Nightouts kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me bed of mine....
Give me some peace of Mind... ..
Give me another night...
i wanna sleep once again..

 
Kandhon ko programming
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Faltu program banana to khud
Team Lead ne sikhaya
50% without errors bana to botal chadi,
varna neend udi.

Likh likh kar code hatheli par
Functions, procedures, modules ka chaala
Repeated Programming errors ne poora
Poora jawani ka maza jalaa daala

Jawani to gayi
Sar k bal bhi gaye
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do

Jawani to gayi
Girlfriend bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do

Saari umar hum
coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me bed of mine....
Give me some peace of Mind... ..
Give me another night...
i wanna sleep once aggaain..

Give me bed of mine....
Give me some peace of Mind... ..
Give me another night...
i wanna sleep once aggaain..

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

- Loveable Poet                          Give Comment

हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा

अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा,
गैरों में कहाँ दम था.
मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.
मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला,
उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था.
मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया,
क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था.
मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया,
नर्सों में कहाँ दम था.
मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था.
मुझे तो बम से उड़ाया,
गोली में कहाँ दम था.
और मुझे सड़क में दफनाया,
क्योंकि कब्रिस्तान में फंक्शन था

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

School Vs Hindi Film

School ------- Yaadein
Pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman
Classes ------- Kabhi Kabhi
Canteen------- Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
Home Work -------- Godzilla
Exams -------- Kalyug
Examination Hall---- Chamber Of Secret
Exam-Time ---------- Qayamat Se Qayamt Tak
Question Paper --------- Paheli
Answer Paper ---------- Kora Kagaz
Cheating ---------- Aksar/Chupke Chupke
Paper Out ---------- Plan
Examiner ------------- The Killer
Last Exam ----------- Independence Day
aper Correction --------- Andha Kanoon
Marks ----------- Assambhav
Result ----------- Murder
Pass ------------ Ajjoba/ Chamatkar
Fail ----------- Devdas
Supplementary ------- Aakhri Raas
- Lovenismi (Ansh Rav)

Computer Vs. Hindi Films

Pentium III & Pentium I - Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.
Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
F1 - Guide.
Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.
CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
Super User Password - Gupt.
BackUp - Jaagteraho.
UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
Server -Godfather.
Proxy Server - Padosan.
Security -Nakabandi.
Storage - Tehkhana.
Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
DumbTerminal - Anari.
Mouse - Jaanwar.
Hard Disk partition- Batwara.
Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
Tempo rary file - Khote Sikkey.
Operator vs Computer - Meinkhiladi Tu Anadi

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)