Words from married wise men...

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

-David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

-Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

-Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,"What does a woman want?"

-Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

-Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

-Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

-Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

-James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

-Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

-Nash

You know what I did before I married?

Anything I wanted to.

-Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.

-Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

-Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the cl-assifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

-Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

-Anonymous

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

5 Ways to Make Sex Sexier

A good sex life takes time. Also efforts to maintain it. It won't always be easy our busy lives are taxing and often leave us tired and devoid of the imagination and motivation required to keep up the pace. Having good sex doesn't necessarily mean spending hours and hours of frolicking, it can be as simple as doing something a little different just for a change.

While sex drive is natural, how we express our sexuality varies from instinctual mating just to get off or have children, to expressing caring intimacy and loving sensuality with our partners. Mating sex is natural. Caring, intimate sexuality is learned.

People view sexuality in different ways depending on their culture, personal attitudes and expectations, which are often based on past experiences. Sadly, many are exposed to negative sexual experience in childhood, which greatly inhibits positive, other-centered sexual sharing. But we often become defensive and resistant to learning new sexual attitudes.

1 Sex in a new locale is definitely up there in exciting things to do for better sex. You can take a drive somewhere secluded where you can get a bit risqué.

2 Cock rings slow the drain of blood out of your erection, and keep you harder for longer. A very hard penis stimulates a woman's insides slightly differently -- and much better -- than one that is getting soft around the edges. Cockrings serve many different purposes for different people. First, they are safe, provided that you do not wear one for more than 15-20 minutes at a time. Basically, they trap the blood vessels that drain the penis, allowing it to stay firm for 15-20 minutes at a time. Wearing one for longer than that risks that the structures will not be getting fresh oxygenated blood, and cells may start to die.

3 Sex should be something to which you look forward. Foreplay is what gets you excited and anticipating the main event. It doesn't have to be limited to the 15 minutes before you'd like to have sex. You could start the day with sexy text messages (think MMS with a revealing photo or an e-mail expressing how hot your husband looked as you both left for work).

4 Reaching orgasm at the same time is easier said than done. But if the woman can orgasm (it's usually more difficult for her) and she gives her husband fair warning that it's about to happen, he might be able to reach orgasm with her. This intensifies the moment and truly has the two of you feeling like one (not to mention feeling like porn stars). In the end, you'll probably collapse into each others' arms from exhaustion - and have the best sleep ever.

5 It's extreme, yes, but highly effective. That's because when you tell yourself you can't have something, you want it even more. The same is true in the bedroom -- especially if you and your partner have been together for a while and sex has become automatic. Instead of focusing on the end game, learn to enjoy the sensuality of sex. Tease yourself -- and him. Get undressed, dim the lights and take turns exploring each other's bodies.