Chinese to Chinese

Chinese speaking to a Chinese operator...
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree..

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Jai Maharastra -- Controversy

This is a wonderful mail circulating in favour of RAJ Thackerey have a look and tell these foolish minds to stop dividing INDIA

We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...

1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school.
2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi.
3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi.
4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men
6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals
7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)
8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only
9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?
10. Let's support kashmiri Militants because they are right to killing and injuring innocent people for benifit of there state and community......
11. Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world .
12. Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi.
13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states.
14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside.
15. We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari.
16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then they will become true Marathi's…
This mail should somehow reach Raj Thackrey so forward it to as many ppl as possible.
This mail needs to be read by all INDIANS.
So please help in this cause.Keep Forwarding.
- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

चांदणे माझ्या मनीचे पसरले क्षितिजावरी

चांदणे माझ्या मनीचे पसरले क्षितिजावरी
काजळाचे बोट घे तू लावुनी गालावरी

मन्मनीचे भाव सारे उमलले चेहऱ्यावरी

पाहतो जेव्हा तुला मी गजल उमटे अंतरी

शब्द झाले सप्तरंगी झेप घेण्या अंबरी

सागराशी भेटण्या आतूर झाला हा रवी

भवतीचे तेज सारे वाटते दुनिया नवी

हासता तू सूर ही झंकारले वाऱ्यावरी

मी न माझी राहिले ही नशा जादुभरी

-Miss Puja Patil
-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

मन मोकळं

मन मोकळं, अगदी मोकळं करायचं,
पाखरू होऊन पाखराशी बोलायचं !

तुमचं दु:ख खरं आहे,
कळतं मला,
शपथ सान्गतो, तुमच्याइतकंच
छळतं मला;
पण आज माझ्यासाठी
सगळं सगळं विसरायचं,
आपण आपलं चांदणं होऊन
अंगणभर पसरायचं !

सूर तर आहेतच : आपण फक्त झुलायचं !
मन मोकळं, अगदी मोकळं करायचं,
पाखरू होऊन पाखराशी बोलायचं !

आयुष्यात काय केवळ
काटेरी डंख आहेत?
डोळे उघडून पहा तरी :
प्रत्येकाला फुलपाखराचे पंख आहेत !

हिरव्या रानात,
पिवळ्या उन्हात जीव उधळून भुलायचं !
मन मोकळं,
अगदी मोकळं करायचं,
पाखरू होऊन पाखराशी बोलायचं !

प्रत्येकाच्या मनात एक गोड गोड गुपीत असतं,
दरवळणारं अत्तर जसं इवल्याशा कुपीत असतं !

आतून आतून फुलत फुलत विश्वासाने चालायचं !
मन मोकळं,
अगदी मोकळं करायचं,
पाखरू होऊन पाखराशी बोलायचं

-POOJA PATIL
- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

कधी कधी मैत्री अशीही असते कि

कधी कधी मैत्री अशीही असते कि

तुझं माझं ज़मेना आणि तुझ्यावाचून करमेना.

खूप भांडणं होतात पण मैत्रीचा पाया इतका भक्कम असतो की

मैत्रीला तडा ज़ाण्याएवज़ी ती अधिक मज़बूत होते.

वाट्टेल तसं भांडता येईल तरीही गैरसमज़ होणार नाहीत

अशी हक्काची ज़ागा हवीशी वाटते माणसाला.

एखादी मैत्री मशागत करून फुलवलेल्या सुंदर बागेसराखी असते

तर एखादी निसर्गदत्त देवारासारखी.

निगराणी न करताही हिरवीगार घनदाट!

मैत्रीचा गज़रा नेहमीच टवटवीत असावा

त्याचा धागा समजूतदारपनाचा असावा.

दोन्ही बाजूंनी ताज़ी फुलं अखंड गुंफत राहावं......!!

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

- Miss Pooja Patil