Wah Wah!!!

Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!

1)Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

2)Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ....
Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

3)Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !

4) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ....!!"

5)Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....
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Waah! Waah!
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Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ...."

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Free from all formalities,

Right to say anything,

Either good or bad.

No sorry and No thanks

Dear to dearest one.

 

 

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The Four Cats

Four men were bragging about how smart Their cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,

The second man was an Accountant,

The third man was a Chemist, and

The fourth man was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called his cat,

'T - square, do your stuff.'

T-square pranced over to the desk,

Took out some paper and pen and promptly

Drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

 

But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,

'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.'

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned

With a dozen cookies.

He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good!

 

But the Chemist said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,

'Measure, do your stuff.'

Measure got up, walked to the fridge,

Took out a quart of milk,

Got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard

And poured exactly 8 ounces

Without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.

Then the three men turned to the

Government Employee and said,

'What can your cat do?'

 

The Government Employee called his cat and said,

'Coffee Break, do your stuff.'

Coffee Break jumped to his feet.......

Ate the cookies..... ..

Drank the milk.......

Ripped the paper into pieces.......

Incited a brawl with the other three cats.......

Claimed he injured his back while doing so.......

 

Filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.. .....

Put in for Workers' Compensation. ......... .....and

Went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO

WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!

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