ફાલતુ’ સવાલોના ‘ફાલતુ’ જવાબો

મંદિરના પગથીયા ઉતરતા હોઈએ ત્યારે કોઈક સામે મળે ને પૂછે: “કેમ? દર્શન કરી આવ્યા?”
“ના. મંદિરમાં અંદર લાઈન મારવા ગયો હતો!”
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સવારે તૈયાર થઈ બ્રીફકેસ લઈ ઘરેથી બહાર નીકળીએ, પડોસી પૂછેઃ “શું નોકરી પર જાવ છો?”
“ના. બગીચામાં આંટો મારવા નીકળ્યો છુ!”
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દીકરીના લગન પછી…“શું દીકરી ને વરાવી?”
“ના., આ તો હવાફેર કરવા એના સાસરે ગઈ છે!”
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” શું દીકરાને પરણાવી આવ્યા?”
” ના., ના, આ તો બાજુના ગામમાંથી સાતફેરા ફેરવીને, મંગલસુત્ર પહેરાવીને, વીંટી પહેરાવીને અને છેડા બાંધીને ઓળખીતાની દીકરીને ઘરે લઈ આવ્યા!”
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કાકાને વરંડામાં ચા પીતાં જોઈ ને…” શું કાકા ચા પીવો છો?”
” ના., રકાબી ચાટું છું!”

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Truth about Failure...

Failure doesn't mean you are a failure...
--- it does mean you haven't succeeded yet.

Failure doesn't mean you have accomplished nothing...
--- it does mean you have learned something.

Failure doesn't mean you have been a fool...
--- it does mean you had a lot of faith.

Failure doesn't mean you have been disgraced...
--- it does mean you were willing to try.

Failure doesn't mean you don't have it...
--- it does mean you have to do something in a different
way.

Failure doesn't mean you are inferior...
--- it does mean you are not perfect.

Failure doesn't mean you've wasted your life...
--- it does mean you've got a reason to start afresh.

Failure doesn't mean you should give up...
--- it does mean you should try harder.

Failure doesn't mean you'll never make it...
--- it does mean it will take a little longer.

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा

अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा,
गैरों में कहाँ दम था.
मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.
मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला,
उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था.
मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया,
क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था.
मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया,
नर्सों में कहाँ दम था.
मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था.
मुझे तो बम से उड़ाया,
गोली में कहाँ दम था.
और मुझे सड़क में दफनाया,
क्योंकि कब्रिस्तान में फंक्शन था

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

The Kiss Of Life

*The Kiss Of Life*

It was a unforgettable day...

Before you kissed me only winds of heaven
Had kissed me, and the tenderness of rain -
Now you have come, how can I care for kisses
Like theirs again?

I sought the sea, she sent her winds to meet me,
They surged about me singing of the south -
I turned my head away to keep still holy
Your kiss upon my mouth.

And swift sweet rains of shining April weather
Found not my lips where living kisses are;
I bowed my head lest they put out my glory
As rain puts out a star.

I am my love's and she is mine forever,
Sealed with a seal and safe forevermore -
Think you that I could let a beggar enter
Where a king stood before?

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Jab bhi qareeb aati hoon batanay ke liye....

Jab bhi qareeb aati hoon batanay ke liye
Zindagi door rakhti hai satanay ke liye

Mehfilon ki shaan na samajhna mujhay
Main to hansti hoon gham chupanay ke liye

In faaslon ko na samjho  meri be-Wafayi
Main door hoon tumse, paas aanay ke liye

jano haqeeqat mere in Aansuon ko
Main to rooti hoon tumhein  rulanay ke liye

Koi gila nahi hai mujhay apni barbadi ka
Main to khaili thi aag se jal janay ke liye

Ab duniya kuch bhi kahay, mujhay parwa nahi
Main to jeeti thi zindagi, mar janay k liye

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

No matter

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,

I just want to tell YOU….

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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",

Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

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Aap itrate bahut ho
Dil ko behlate bahut ho

Sochte hai aap ko DINNER par le jaaye
Par kya kare ZALIM tum khate bahut ho.

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Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,

Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
Aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)