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Sunday, August 2, 2009

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संता* (बंता से)- मुझे रात भर नींद नहीं आई।
*बंता* (संता से)- क्यों नहीं आई?
*संता*- क्योंकि कल रात भर नींद में मैं यही सपना देखता रहा कि मैं जाग रहा  हूं।
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जब टाइटेनिक डूब रहा था और सब भाग रहे थे, तब संता ने एक अमेरिकन से पूछा- यहां से जमीन कितनी दूर है?
*अमेरिकन* (संता से)- करीब दो मील दूर।
*संता *(अमेरिकन से)- अरे वाह! मैं तो बहुत अच्छा तैराक हूं। और वह कूद गया।
*संता *(कूदने के बाद)- जमीन किस ओर है?
*अमेरिकन*- नीचे की ओर।
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बंता आधी रात को शराब के नशे में जा रहा था। उसका एक पैर फुटपाथ पर पड़ता और दूसरा सड़क पर। पीछे से थानेदार संता ने उसे एक डंडा जमाते हुए पूछा-  क्यों रे,  कितनी पी रखी है तूने?
बंता ने संभलते हुए कहा- याद दिलाने के लिए शुक्रिया कि मैंने पी रखी है। एक घंटे से तो मैं यही सोचकर परेशान था कि मैं अचानक लंगड़ा कैसे हो गया।
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*राम* (अध्यापक से) - 'मेरा पर्चा इतना खराब तो नहीं हुआ था कि आप मुझे जीरो देते।'
*अध्यापक* (राम से) - 'यह तो मैं भी समझता हूं कि तुम्हें जीरो नहीं दिया जाना चाहिए था, पर मैं इससे कम जानता ही नहीं हूं।'
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एक गंजा मेहमान मेजबान के बच्चे से कहता है, 'बेटा तुम मुझे देखकर हंस क्यों रहे हो?'
*बच्चा- *'अंकल बात यह है कि मम्मी ने मुझे आपके कमरे में शीशा-कंघा रखने के लिए कहा है।'
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*पापा *(सोनू से)- शर्माजी की लड़की को देख, क्लास में फ‌र्स्ट आई है, और तुमने मेरी इज्जत मिट्टी में मिला दी।
*सोनू *(पापा से)- पापा, उसे ही तो देखता था, इसलिए फेल हो गया।
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*रीना *(राकेश से)- मैंने सुना है कि एक आदमी ने महज एक साइकिल के लिए अपनी पत्नी को मायके भेज दिया। तुम तो ऐसे नहीं हो न?
*राकेश *(रीना से)- नहीं डार्लिग, हरगिज नहीं। मैं इतना गिरा हुआ नहीं हूं। मैं तो कार से कम पर मानूंगा ही नहीं।
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*रीना* (राकेश से)- मैं मायके जा रही हूं, तुम्हें तलाक की नोटिस भेज दूंगी। *राकेश* (रीना से)- जाओ, जाओ मैं सब समझता हूं मीठी-मीठी बातें करके मुझे खुश करने की कोशिश मत करो।
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*पति *(पत्नी से)- अगर तुम्हें खाना बनाना आता तो मैं आया की छुट्टी कर देता।
*पत्नी *(पति से)- अगर तुम्हें प्यार करना आता तो मैं ड्राइवर की छुट्टी कर देती।
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*पत्नी* (पति से)- क्लब में आज एक दिलचस्प पार्टी है, जिसमें सदस्यों से कहा गया है कि घर से एक फालतू चीज लेकर आएं।
*पति* (पत्नी से)- तो तुम क्या ले जा रही हो?
*पत्‍‌नी *(पति से)- मुझे तो कुछ समझ में नहीं आ रहा है, लेकिन आप चल रहे हैं न!
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*संता *(अपनी बीवी को फोन करके कहता है): आज मैं घर नहीं आऊंगा।
*बीवी: *पर क्यों?
*संता: *क्योंकि मेरी गाड़ी का ब्रेक, एक्सेलरेटर, क्लच, गियर सब कुछ कोई चुरा ले गया है।
बीवी: अच्छा। संता का फिर थोड़ी देर बाद फोन आया और बोला: मैं घर आ रहा हूं।
*बीवी: *पर कैसे?
*संता: *अरी, मैं पीछे की सीट पर बैठ गया था।
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संता अपने मैरिज सर्टिफिकेट को एक घंटे से देखे जा रहा था।
*बंता *(संता से)- यार संता, तुम इतनी देर से अपनी मैरिज सर्टिफिकेट में क्या देख रहे हो?
*संता *(बंता से)- एक्सपाइरी डेट ढूंढ रहा हूं।
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*संता *(बंता से)- तुम सोकर कितने बजे उठते हो?
*बंता *(संता से)- जब सूरज की किरणें खिड़कियों से होकर मेरे कमरे में आने लगती हैं।
*संता *(बंता से)- वाह, तुम तो एकदम सुबह उठ जाते हो।
*बंता *(संता से)- नहीं, दरअसल मेरी खिड़कियां पश्चिम की तरफ खुलती हैं।
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एक बार संता सिंह को 20 लाख की लॉटरी खुली। संता सिंह पैसे लेने लॉटरी वाले के पास गए।
नंबर मिलाने के बाद लॉटरी वाले ने कहा कि ठीक है सर हम आपको अभी 1 लाख रुपए देंगे और बाकी के 19 लाख आप अगले 19 हफ्तों तक ले सकते हैं।
संता सिंह बोले नहीं मुझे अपने पूरे पैसे अभी ही चाहिए नहीं तो आप मेरे 5 रुपए वापस कर दीजिए।
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संता और बंता को तीन बम मिले।
दोनों पुलिस थाने में देने गए।
*बंता* (संता से)- अगर इसमें से एक बम फट गया तो..
*संता* (बंता से)- हम कह देंगे कि हमें केवल दो ही बम मिले थे।
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*बंता* (संता से)- ऐसा लगता है कि वो लड़की ऊंचा सुनती है। मैं कुछ कहता हूं वो कुछ और ही बोलती है।
*संता *(बंता से)- वो कैसे?
*बंता*- मैने कहा आई लव यू, तो वह बोली मैंने कल ही नए सैंडल खरीदे हैं।
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*सोनू *(मोनू से)- तुम्हारी छतरी में तो छेद है।
*मोनू *(सोनू से)- हां पता है और इसे मैंने ही किया है।
*सोनू*- लेकिन क्यों?
*मोनू*- अरे यार जब बारिश बंद होती है तो पता चल जाता है।
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*मास्टर जी *(रोहन से)- तुम्हारी जेब में तीन पाई हैं। अगर इसमें एक पाई और डाल दें तो क्या होगा?
*रोहन *(मास्टर जी से)- मेरी जेब फट जाएगी।
*मास्टर जी*- वह कैसे?
*रोहन *- आप खुद बताइए मेरी इतनी छोटी जेब में चारपाई कैसे आएगी!
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*सुरेश *(चिंटू से)- चिंटू, तुमने अभी तक दुनिया का नक्शा क्यों नहीं खरीदा?
*चिंटृू *(सुरेश से)- पिताजी कहते हैं कि दुनिया तेजी से बदल रही है। मैंने सोचा, जब स्थिर हो जाएगी तब खरीदूंगा।
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*पिता *(पुत्र से)- बेवकूफ यह क्या कर रहा है? हाथों के बल क्यों चल रहा है?
*पुत्र *(पिता से)- आपकी इच्छा का पालन कर रहा हूं डैडी। आपने कहा था न, अगर तू फेल हो गया, तो घर में कदम नहीं रखने दूंगा।
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*पिता *(पुत्र से)- बेटा स्कूल में यह इनाम क्यों मिला है?
*पुत्र *(पिता से)- वाद विवाद में एक घंटा बोलने पर।
*पिता*- अच्छा वाद विवाद का विषय क्या था?
*पुत्र*- कम बोलने से होने वाले फायदे।
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*सोनू* (मां से)- मां, आज मेरा दोस्त मेरे घर आ रहा है घर के सभी खिलौने छुपा दे।
*मां* (सोनू से)- तुम्हारा दोस्त चोर है क्या?
*सोनू*- नहीं वह अपने खिलौने पहचान लेगा।
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सोनू को मैथ्स के पेपर में जीरो मिला।
*मां *(सोनू से)- सोनू ! तुम्हें मैथ्स में जीरो क्यों मिला?
*सोनू *(मां से)- मां टीचर के पास स्टार खत्म हो गए थे तो उन्होंने प्लेनेट देना शुरू कर दिया।
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*पति* (पत्नी से)- क्यों न आज की चाय बाहर चलकर पी जाए।
*पत्नी* (पति से)- क्यों तुम्हें क्या लगता है कि मैं चाय बनाते-बनाते थक गई हूं।
*पति*- अरे नहीं, दरअसल मैं ही कप प्लेट धोते-धोते तंग आ गया हूं।
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*प्रिया* (पति से)- मैंने सुना है कि इस मौसम की चांदनी रातों में समझदार लोग भी पागल हो जाते हैं?
पति ने लंबी सांस लेते हुए जवाब दिया, हां, ऐसे ही मौसम की एक चादंनी रात में मैंने तुम्हें शादी के लिए प्रपोज किया था।
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*पत्नी* (पति से) - आज तक तुमने अपनी जिंदगी में किया ही क्या है?
*पति *(पत्नी से)- मैंने अपना जीवन खुद बनाया है।
*पत्नी*- लो, और मैं हूं कि अब तक ईश्वर को दोष दे रही थी।
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*पत्नी* (पति से)- सुनो जी, अगर इसी रफ्तार से तुम्हारे सिर के बाल झड़ते रहे तो एक दिन मैं तुम्हें तलाक दे दूंगी। मुझे गंजे लोग बिलकुल पसंद नहीं है।
*पति* (पत्नी से)- ऐं मैं भी कितना बेवकूफ हूं, जो कुछ अच्छा मांगने के बजाए भगवान से हमेशा कहता रहा कि मेरे बाल सही सलामत रहे।
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*शीना* (रमेश से)- जानते हो मैंने 16 सोमवार व्रत रखा, सालों मंदिरों में मन्नत मांगी, सैंकड़ों गरीबों को दान दिया, तब जाकर कहीं तुम्हें पाया है।
*रमेश* (शीना से)- अच्छा! अगर यह सब न करती तो क्या होता?
*शीना-* तो क्या, तुमसे भी गया गुजरा कोई पल्ले पड़ जाता।
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*पति *(पत्नी से)- मैंने आज रात को एक दोस्त को खाने पर बुलाया है।
*पत्नी* (गुस्से में)- तुम्हें हो क्या गया है, घर कैसे फैला हुआ है, मैं
शॅपिंग के लिए भी नहीं गई, बर्तन भी गंदे पड़े हैं और खाना भी आज अच्छा नहीं बनने वाला।
*पति *- मुझे पता है।
*पत्नी* - फिर तुमने अपने दोस्त को क्यों बुलाया?
*पति* - क्योंकि वह बेवकूफ शादी करना चाहता है।
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मालिक ने अपने सेक्रेटरी से डांटकर पूछा- मिस रीता, तुम ऑफिस में देर से क्यों आई?
*रीता *- जी, एक नौजवान मेरा पीछा कर रहा था।
*मालिक *(गुस्से में)- यह भी कोई वजह है?
*रीता *- हां बॉस..वह बहुत धीरे-धीरे चल रहा था।
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एक किशोर शराब पीकर नशे की हालत में सड़क पर खड़ा था।
*हवलदार* (किशोर से)- यहां क्यों खड़े हो?
*किशोर* - इस समय सारा शहर मेरी आंखों के सामने घूम रहा है, अपना घर आते ही घुस जाऊंगा।
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एक बार दो मनचले युवक एक समारोह में खाना खाना चले गए। समारोह के घर वालों ने एक युवक से पूछा- जी हमने आपको पहचाना नहीं, आप कैसे आए है?
युवक ने कहा- मैं लड़के वाले की तरफ से हूं। दूसरे युवक से पूछा तो उसने कहा- जी मैं लड़की वालों की तरफ से हूं।
घर वालों ने कहा- खाना बेशक खाओ, लेकिन यहां कोई शादी नहीं हो रही है, हमारे पिता जी की तेरहवीं है आज।

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Har Ghadi Khud Se

Har ghadi khud se ulajhna hai mukadar mera,
Main hi kashti hoon mujhme hai samundar mera,

Ek se ho gaye mousamon ke chehre saare,
Meri aankhon se kahi kho gaya manzar mera,

Kisse poochu ke kaha gum hoon kai barso se,
Har jagah dhoondta phirta hai mujhe ghar mera,

Mudadtein ho gayi ek khawaab sunehra dekhe,
Jagta rehta hai har neend mein bistar mera,

Har ghadi khud se ulajhna hai mukkadar mera,
Main hi kashti hoon mujhie mein hai sumandar mera..

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Jokes

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".

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Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

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Boss: I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k.
Sardar: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k. ......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?

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Sardar's theory: Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night
when light is needed
& Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to
check whether its working,
He puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES...NO...

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How Girls turn Guys down

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share !

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck !

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

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ENJOY... Jokes

If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to wear a condom after sex.

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Fact of life: When a girl attains maturity, she wants to wear a bra...
When a boy attains maturity, he wants to remove that bra.....

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Teacher: Jimmedari kya hoti hai?
Student: Madam agar apke blouse ke 4 button me se 3 tut jaye to 4th pe Jo
aati hai, usko jimmedari kehte hai.

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Love is not measured by Hugging, Kissing & sex.
It's all about Trusting Respecting & Accepting a person
With open legs, closed eyes & wet lips saying push it more.

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Lady: What is a good time for Sex?
Doctor: In the afternoon between 2 to 4.
Lady: Why?
Dr: The compounder will not be here...

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Mother found a condom in daughter's cupboard.
She went straight to her n asked: What is this?
Girl: To aap kya chahti hain, main is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?!

*.*.*.*.*

Sex is evil
Evil is sin
Sin is forgiven
So let's begin.

*.*.*.*

Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREAST?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.

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The Most – Greatest – Deadliest

The Most Destructive Habit............................. Worry

The Greatest Joy..........................................Giving

The Greatest Loss.......................... Loss of Self-Respect

The Most Satisfying Work...........Helping Others

The Ugliest Personality Trait...................Selfishness

The Most Endangered Species............Dedicated Leaders

Our Greatest Natural Resource...................Our Youth

The Greatest "Shot in the Arm"...............Encouragement

The Greatest Problem to Overcome...................Fear

The Most Effective Sleeping Pill...........Peace of Mind

The Most Crippling Failure Disease................Excuses

The Most Powerful Force in Life...................Love

The Most Dangerous Pariah...................A Gossiper

The World's Most Incredible Computer............The Brain

The Worst Thing to Be Without.......................Hope

The Deadliest Weapon...........................The Tongue

The Two Most Power-Filled Words...................”I Can"

The Greatest Asset........................................Faith

The Most Worthless Emotion........................Self- Pity

The Most Beautiful Attire...........................Smile!

The Most Prized Possession...................Integrity

The Most Powerful Channel of Communication........Prayer

The Most Contagious Spirit......................Enthusiasm

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Uth Ke Mehfil Se

Kuch na kuch to zaroor hona hai,

Saamna aaj unse hona hai,

Todo, phenko,rakho, karo kuch bhi,

Dil humara hai kya khilona hai,

Zindagi aur maut ka matlab,

Tumko paana hai tumko khona hai,

Itna darna bhi kya hai duniya se,

Jo bhi hona hai woh to hona hai,

Uth ke mehfil se mat chale jaana,

Tumse roshan yeh kona kona hai.

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No God or Know God?

No God or Know God?

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem

Science has with God, The Almighty.

He asks one of his new students to stand and.....

Prof: So you believe in God?

Student: Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good?

Student: Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful?

Student: Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.

Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is

This God good then? Hmm? (Student is silent.)

Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fellow. Is God

Good?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good?

Student: No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from?

Student: From...God....

Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student: Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?

Student: Yes.

Prof: So who created evil?

(Student does not answer.)

Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible

Things exist in the world, don't they?

Student: Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them?

(Student has no answer.)

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the

World around you. Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your

God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God For?

That matter?

Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student: Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable,

Demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say?

To that, son?

Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science

Has.

Student: Professor, is there such a thing as

Heat?

Prof: Yes.

Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

Prof: Yes.

Student: No sir. There isn't.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this Turn of events.)

Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even

More heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But

We don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which

Is no heat?

But we can't go any further after that. There is

No such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of

Heat. We cannot measure cold.

Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat,

Sir, just the absence of it.

(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture Theatre.)

Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there

Such a thing as darkness?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?

Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the

Absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light,

Flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and

Its called darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't.

If it were you would be able to make darkness

Darker, wouldn't you?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young

Man?

Student: Sir, my point is you’re philosophical

Premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of

Duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a

Bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something

We can measure.

Sir, science can't even explain a thought. It

Uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully

Understood either one.

To view death as the opposite of life is to be

Ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death

Is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it? Now tell me, Professor.

Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural

Evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student: Have you ever observed evolution with

Your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile,

Beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the

Process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an

On-going Endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a

Scientist but a preacher?

(The class is in uproar.)

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has

Ever seen the Professor's brain?

(The class breaks out into laughter.)

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard

The Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have

Done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable,

Demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust?

Your lectures, sir?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable. )

Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith,

Son.

Student: That is it sir... The link between man &

God is FAITH.

That is all that keeps things moving & alive..................

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Manjil Kareeb Aayi To

Muddat se jiske waaste dil beqarar tha

Wo laut kar na aaya magar intezaar tha

Jo hamsafar tha chorr gaya raah mein mujhe

Mein phans gaya bhanwar mein, wo darya ke paar tha

Manzil qareeb aayi tuo tum door ho gaye

Itna to tum batao ke ye kesa pyar tha

Devaar banadi ye kiss ne dono ke darmiyan

Na wo sukoon se bhaita, na mujhko qaraar tha

Ye baat umar bhar smajh na paya mein

Kyun dil mera uss bewafa ka talabgar tha

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MERI ZINDAGI ME GAMO KA AASMAAN

MERI ZINDAGI ME GAMO KA AASMAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

TERE HOTHON SE FAATIHA SUNNA MERI JAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

BAAD KATL KE MERE AFSOS KYUN KARTA HAI TU

LAGTA HAI TERE ANDER KA INSAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

KAB TAK MITAATE RAHOGE MERE ISHQ KI NISHAANIYA

MERE DIL ME TERI YAADO KA SHAMSHAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

WAZOOD MIT CHUKA HAI MAGAR DIL SAMHAAL RAKHA HAI

WAKIF HAI HAM TERE JALWON KA TOOFAAN ABHI BAAKI HAI

USE DEKHNE KE GUNAAH PE JAAN DE BAITHE HAIN HAM

AE " LOVENISMI " USE CHAHNE KA ILZAAM ABHI BAAKI HAI

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Jab bhi qareeb aati hoon batanay ke liye....

Jab bhi qareeb aati hoon batanay ke liye

Zindagi door rakhti hai satanay ke liye

Mehfilon ki shaan na samajhna mujhay

Main to hansti hoon gham chupanay ke liye

In faaslon ko na samjho  meri be-Wafayi

Main door hoon tumse, paas aanay ke liye

jano haqeeqat mere in Aansuon ko

Main to rooti hoon tumhein  rulanay ke liye

Koi gila nahi hai mujhay apni barbadi ka

Main to khaili thi aag se jal janay ke liye

Ab duniya kuch bhi kahay, mujhay parwa nahi

Main to jeeti thi zindagi, mar janay k liye

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Love is Everything

Love is Everything
Lisa loved basketball
Friends and parties too
And when it came to painting
That's all she wanted to do
She painted everything she saw
Birds, flowers, and the sky
Some days she sat at her window
And painted everything that passed her by
But lately she'd been feeling woozy
Her muscles ached a lot
And her parents got kind of worried
So they took her to the doc
The doctor took a couple of tests
To see if everything was okay
Then the nurse came out with a look of sadness
And this is what she had to say;
"I'm sorry but you've got leukemia,"
"You've got about 3 months more."
Then Lisa got up and ran out of the room
And slammed the office door
She ran down the street screaming
And cried her eyes out dry
And stayed up all night
Wondering what it's like to die
Her parents held her tightly
And said, "We love you,"
"We'll make your last few months the greatest,"
"We'll do anything for you."
So Lisa and her parents moved to Florida
To live by the sea
Because Lisa loved the ocean
And when she dies, that's where she wanted to be
She spent her days painting
And horseback riding in by the bay
But one day she met this guy
And his name was Jay
They collected seashells together
And talked about all kinds of things
And then one day while walking
He handed her a ring It said,"I love you,"
Which brought tears to Lisa's eyes
And when he put it on her finger
She began to cry
He asked her what was wrong, and she replied,
"I've got leukemia, and about a month more."
He said," No matter what, I love you,"
"And no matter what, you are the one I adore."
So they spent everyday together
And swam in the Atlantic all day
But Lisa was getting weaker
And it was hard for her stay awake
So one day Lisa painted her picture
And gave it to Jay She said,
"I want you to remember me,"
"Even when I leave this place."
But one day while they were walking
And searching for seashells in the sand
Lisa collapsed and started to lose her breath
And said to Jay, "Please hold my hand."
"I love you more than anyone,"
You are my only true love,"
"But now my time is up,"
"And I'll watch over you from above,"
Then Lisa's body was lifeless
As she lay in Jay's arms
And he sat there all day
And kept her safe from harm!

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Tum jo is tarha mujh se door chale jaoge

Tum jo is tarha mujh se door chale jaoge

Qasam hai sanam tum bohat yaad aaoge

Chandni raat hogi aur mai rahoungi tanha

Tum muskurate hue mujh ko nazar aaoge

Kiya to tha tum ne hi mujhe sanam beqaraar itna

Kya kabhi tum mere dil ko samjha paaoge

milna chahoun ager mai tum se kabhi sanam

kaho kis din tum mere khawaboun mein aaoge

Aa bhi jao sanam na tardpao mujhe itna

Jab mera janaza niklega kya tum deedaar ko  aaoge

Rulati hai yaad akser mujhe teri ratoun mein

In ashkoun ke badle kya mujhe khushi de paaoge

Kehte ho ki hai mohabbat tumhein bhi NaaZ se

Kya thaam kar hath mera tum zamane se keh paaoge

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bichhati apni palaken tere pairon ke tale bhi main

bichhati apni palaken tere pairon ke tale bhi main
jo tera saath milta doosari hi ban ke rahti main

tere darwaze pe main khud diya ban ke jala karti
jo ye hota to hamdam baat koi aur hi hoti

tu mujhse roothne ka ek bhi pal chhant na pata
main teri har khushi pe is tarah qurban ho jaati

hamara ghar hi phir ek bagh hota apni chahat ka
jahaan ke har ik phool ka khwab hota usme o bula lete

meri nazron hi me na tum jo meri zindagi me hote
to main ek doosari hoti zindagi khushnuma hoti

magar tum khwab the mera to bas khwabo tak rah pae
na tum tak main pahunch paai na mujh tak tum pahunch paae

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aaj bhi wo meri rah dekhti to hogi....

aaj bhi wo meri rah dekhti to hogi
dharkno se mera pata puchhti to hogi......

yun begana na thaa mera khyaal us se
fursat mein wo mujhe soachti to hogi.....

jis roz se jalaye honge mere khat usne
sard sii aag mein khud bhi jalti to hogi.......

jaado ke mausam mein ab bhi kabhi
meri saanso ko mehsoos karti to hogi.....

achanak wo mujhe saamne dekh kar
ungliyon se aankhon ko machlti to hogi....

aaj bhi meri raakh ke dher mein yaaro
koii chingari umeed ki sulagti to hogi......

zamane ki rounko mein bhool jaati hogi
tanhai mein mujhe gungunati to hogi......

kar liya hoga usne azaad khudko mujse
magar meri yaad rah uska rokti to hogi........

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Remembering My Classmates...

Remembering my class mates,
after few years,
My eyes were filled with tears,
Everyone now is busy a lot,
No one escaped destinies plot

Saw the girl, whom once i thought as my best frnd,
Oops! today she is somebody else girlfrnd,
After months remembered about her for a little while,
Heard she is happy,that made me smile.

Project reviews to campus interviews,
Nicknames to last bench games,
Cultural rehearsals to love proposals,
Short term crushes to class room blushes.

Everything is fresh in our mind,
Wish life could just rewind,
Lets laugh, play & rejoice,
Once again become school guys.

Chatting & laughing. We all were in elation,
Till the painful moments of separation,
When it was time to part,
We returned with a heavy heart.

Today life is full of commitments,
And too many worries,
But those cherished moments,
Will live forever in our memories!!!

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