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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Ways 2 Make You Smile

01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.

02. Hold a door open for a stranger.

03. Invite someone to lunch.

04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.

05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.

06. Bring cookies to work.

07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.

08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.

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09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.

10. Call your parents.

11. Let someone know you miss them.

12. Treat someone to a movie.

13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.

14. Visit a retirement center.

15. Take a child to the zoo.

16. Fill up your spouse’s car with gas.

17. Surprise someone with a small gift.

18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.

19. Write a letter to a distant relative.

20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.

21. Put a dime in a stranger’s parking meter before the time expires.

22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.

23. Send someone flowers to where they work.

24. Invite a friend to tea.

25. Recommend a good book to someone.

26. Donate clothing to a charity.

27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.

28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.

29. Give blood.

30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who’s really busy or just needs a break.

31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.

32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren’t any left.

33. Help someone with a heavy load.

34. Ask to see a store’s manager and comment on the great service.

35. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.

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36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.

37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.

38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.

39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.

40. Leave a joke on someone’s answering machine.

41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.

42. Forgive a loan.

43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you’re done using it.

44. Tell someone you believe in them.

45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.

46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.

47. Offer to watch a friend’s home while they’re away.

48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you’re out shopping.

49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.

50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.

51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.

52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.

53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.

54. Dance with someone who hasn’t been asked.

55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.

56. Give children’s clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.

57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole neighborhood.

58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.

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59. Call someone’s attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.

60. Invite someone to go bowling.

61. Figure out someone’s half-birthday by adding 182 days, and surprise them with a cake.

62. Ask someone about their children.

63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.

64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.

65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.

66. Encourage someone’s dream, no matter how big or mall it is.

67. Pay for a stranger’s cup of coffee without them knowing it.

68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.

69. Ask an older person for their advice.

70. Offer to take care of someone’s pet while they’re away.

71. Tell a child you’re proud of them.

72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.

73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.

74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker’s desk.

75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.

76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.

77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.

78. Give someone a homemade gift.

79. Write a poem for someone.

80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.

81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.

82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.

83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they’re okay.

84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone’s house.

85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.

86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.

87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.

88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid’s lemonade stand.

89. Forgive someone when they apologize.

90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you’re about to leave a shopping center.

91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.

92. Leave a pint of your spouse’s favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.

93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.

94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.

95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.

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96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.

97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.

98. Ask someone if they’ve lost weight.

99. Make a donation to a charity in someone’s honor.

100. Take a child to a ballgame.

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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

प्यार हुआ भी है कि नहीं

कई बार आप खुद समझ नहीं पाते कि आपको प्यार हुआ भी है कि नहीं..आइए हम करते  हैं आपकी मदद...ये 12 बातें साबित कर देंगी कि आप प्यार में है कि नहीं...

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जब आप रात को उससे फोन पर बात कर देते हैं और फोन रख देते हैं, तो फोन रखने के दो मिनट बाद भी आपको उनकी याद आती है...

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जब आप उनके साथ होते है तो खुद ही धीरे चलने लगते हैं....

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उनके आसपास होने से खुद आपको शर्म आने लगती है.....

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उनकी आवाज सुनते ही आपके चेहरे पर हंसी खिल जाती है......

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जब उनकी तरफ आप देखते हैं तो आसपास खड़ा कोई और नजर नहीं आता, बस वही नजर आता है....

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वहीं है बस जिसके बारे में आप सोचते हैं.......

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आप को यह एहसास है कि जब भी आप उन्हें देखते हैं तो हमेशा हंसते रहते है.....

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उन्हें देखने के लिए आप कुछ भी कर सकते हैं......

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यह सब पढ़ते समय आपके दिमाग में किसी एक इंसान की सूरत घूम रही है......

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यह पढ़ते समय आप उस इंसान के बारे में पढ़ने में इतने मशगूल थे कि आपको ध्यान ही नहीं रहा कि सातवें नंबर का पाइंट तो है ही नहीं.......

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अब आप ऊपर जा कर 7 वां नंबर ढूंढेगे, और नीचे आकर खुदko.


....PLZ..YE
MAT PUCHHNA
.....ki mai ko.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Words from married wise men...

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

-David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

-Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

-Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,"What does a woman want?"

-Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

-Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

-Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

-Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

-James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

-Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

-Nash

You know what I did before I married?

Anything I wanted to.

-Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.

-Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

-Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the cl-assifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

-Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

-Anonymous

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Its Balle Balle time again!

Sardarji one

Manager asked sardar at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Sardarji two

After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”

Sardarji three

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

Sardarji four

Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes - Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.

Sardarji five

Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the third floor, and it has caught fire, so how will you escape?
Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!

Sardarji six

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardarji seven

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new.

Sardarji eight

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife.
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!

Sardarji nine

Sardar attending an interview.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Sardar: If you give me the address I will go there sir.

Sardarji ten

Sardar in airplane going to Bombay.
While it is landing he is excited and shouts: Bombay.. Bombay
Airhostess: Be silent.
Sardar: Ok. Ombay… Ombay!

Funny

4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola.
1 bhi customer nahi aaya ..
Kyun..?
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petrol pump was on 1st floor..
*Chal ek aur*
Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola.
1 bhi customer nahi..
Kyu..?
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petrol pump ka board nahi hataya..
*Chal ek aur*
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.
Kyu..?
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2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..
*Chal ek aur*
Taxi
kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.
but taxi wahi ki wahi.
Kyu..?
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2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..
*Chal ek aur*
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa.
warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye.
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bachhe ka baap bhi sardar tha..

Good jokes-sardar again

Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?
Ans.
1) It saves revision time.
2) He likes combined studies.
3) Lastly he wants sum1 2 keep an eye on him.....


Sardar saw a board at the center of a pond
He tried to read but couldn’t


At last he swims to the center of the pond just to read
“Crocodile present, don’t swim”


2 Sardars bank lootne gaye,
Par gun bhool gaye…
Phir bhi bank loot liya
Kaise???
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Bank Manager bhi sardar tha. Bola
“I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”
One day sardar found cigarette in daughter’s room
“Oh God, she smokes?”
Then found whisky,
“Oh God, she drinks?”
Then finally saw a nude boy,
“Thank god, toh yeh sab is munde ka hai”
Santa ke pita USA se aaye.
Pita: teri maa kahan hai?
Santa: Woh toh marr gayee!
Pita: Saale tune mujhe bataya q nahin?
Santa : Maine socha aapko surprise dunga
Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha
Santa ne new sim car kharid kar usse sms kiya
“Mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tang
nahin kar sakta“
Santa : I kiss my wife before i go to office
Friend: I also kiss your wife after you go to your office
Santa: Haha.., but I am first!
Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, upar ka seat mila tha…
Dost: Toh exchange kyun nahin kiya
Sardar: Arrey bewakoof, kisse karta... neeche ke seat pe koi bhi nahin tha.
Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarentee hai:
Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin
tutega
Sardar: Wah!! Pack it..
Sardarni: Lo light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo ki na vahi sardaron waal baat,
Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayega
Sardar ko ladki hui
Sardarni: Sunoji, jab yeh badi hogi toh ladke usse patayengey
Sardar: oye, koi gal nahin kushwinder, maine is problem ka solution dhoond
liya hai
Sardarni: Kya?
Sardar: Hum iska naam “Didi” rakhengey
Sardar's dad died and he was crying
after a couple of minutes sardar cries Louder.
Friend :- What happened now?
Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......
Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 mile
chalna pada.
Sardarji :- Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete. ........
Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
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...aur sochte sochte mar gaya ke agar meri sister ke 2 bhai hai to mere
kyu nhi...
Nasa ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas
aaya.
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Unko pucha gaya to bole... : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nhi hoga.......
If sardar want to dial 9449494494..
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and then "REDIAL".....................
Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.
Sardar: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED.......
Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle
suddenly he saw a snake hanging on d tree
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sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak
And he said: " ese latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN
pee laye.. "..
Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train
Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,
Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur
wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja....
Sardar: Yeh kela(banana) kaisa diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sardar:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de........
One day a Santaji talking with his friend....
Santa ji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6
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Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
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Banta: Ab kaisi hai wo..?
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Santa: Ab theek hi hogi,
kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..
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arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi joke
chahiye tumhe...
jaan lelo bechare sardaron ki...
hahaha….

One Line Proposals, Even Shorter Rejections

1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Reply : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!

2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.

Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten?

3. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.

Reply : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!

4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

Reply : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!

6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine?

7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Reply : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would be enough)

8. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.

Reply : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place!

9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Reply : So, that's your problem.. simple mathematics otherwise!

 

 

- Love Nismi                                 Give Comment

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!

Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga

Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota

Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do :)

 

- Love Nismi                                 Give Comment

Thursday, August 5, 2010

WAQT NAHIN......

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahin.

Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahin.

Maan Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas Toh Hai,
Par Maan Ko Maan Kehne Ka Waqt Nahin.

Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhen Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahin.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahin.

Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahin.

Aankhon Mein Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka hi Waqt Nahin.

Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahin.

Paison ki Daud Mein Aise Daud padey hain,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahin.

Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apne Sapnon Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahin.

Tu Hi Bata Aey Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahin...

- Love Nismi                                 Give Comment

Friday, July 30, 2010

Software Engineers Sing The Song of 3 Idiots

How does software engineers sing the song of 3 idiots?


Saari umar hum
Coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do


Saari umar hum
Errors fix kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do


Saari umar hum
Nightouts kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do


Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….


Give me bed of mine....
Give me some peace of Mind... ..
Give me another night...
i wanna sleep once again..

 
Kandhon ko programming
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Faltu program banana to khud
Team Lead ne sikhaya
50% without errors bana to botal chadi,
varna neend udi.


Likh likh kar code hatheli par
Functions, procedures, modules ka chaala
Repeated Programming errors ne poora
Poora jawani ka maza jalaa daala


Jawani to gayi
Sar k bal bhi gaye
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do


Jawani to gayi
Girlfriend bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do


Saari umar hum
coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do


Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….


Give me bed of mine....
Give me some peace of Mind... ..
Give me another night...
i wanna sleep once aggaain..


Give me bed of mine....
Give me some peace of Mind... ..
Give me another night...
i wanna sleep once aggaain..


Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

- Loveable Poet                          Give Comment

Sunday, May 2, 2010

You Would Know Inside Of Me..!!

Inside Of Me

If you could see inside my soul
see inside my heart
you would know how I long for you
whenever we're apart

If you could see inside my head
if thoughts were things to see
you would know how I cherish you
how much you mean to me

In all the ways you comfort me
the way you hold me near
the way you know just what to do
to chase away my fear

The sparkle in your deep eyes
your smile, laugh, your touch
are just a few of many reasons
I love you oh so much

Knowing I can talk to you
about any and everything
and knowing together we will get
through whatever life may bring

I could search the whole world over
and this I know is true
I would never find another love
like the love I found with you

Though with each new day, each sunrise
we can't know what's in store
there is one thing I know for sure
each day I love you more

So if you could see inside my head
if thoughts were things to see
you would know I blessed I feel
to have you here with me

- Loveable Poet                          Give Comment

100 Simple Ways 2 Be Positive

01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.

02. Hold a door open for a stranger.

03. Invite someone to lunch.

04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.

05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.

06. Bring cookies to work.

07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.

08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.

09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.

10. Call your parents.

11. Let someone know you miss them.

12. Treat someone to a movie.

13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.

14. Visit a retirement center.

15. Take a child to the zoo.

16. Fill up your spouse's car with gas.

17. Surprise someone with a small gift.

18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.

19. Write a letter to a distant relative.

20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.

21. Put a dime in a stranger's parking meter before the time
expires.

22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.

23. Send someone flowers to where they work.

24. Invite a friend to tea.

25. Recommend a good book to someone.

26. Donate clothing to a charity.

27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to
go.

28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.

29. Give blood.

30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who's really busy or just needs a break.

31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.

32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren't any left.

33. Help someone with a heavy load.

34. Ask to see a store's manager and comment on the great service.

35. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.

36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.

37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.

38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.

39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.

40. Leave a joke on someone's answering machine.

41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.

42. Forgive a loan.

43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you're done using it.

44. Tell someone you believe in them.

45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.

46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.

47. Offer to watch a friend's home while they're away.

48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you're out shopping.

49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.

50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old
days.

51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the
family.

52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.

53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.

54. Dance with someone who hasn't been asked.

55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.

56. Give children's clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.

57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole
neighborhood.

58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.

59. Call someone's attention to a rainbow or beautiful
sunset.

60. Invite someone to go bowling.

61. Figure out someone's half-birthday by adding 182 days, and surprise them with a cake.

62. Ask someone about their children.

63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.

64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.

65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.

66. Encourage someone's dream, no matter how big or small it is.

67. Pay for a stranger's cup of coffee without them knowing it.

68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.

69. Ask an older person for their advice.

70. Offer to take care of someone's pet while they're
away.

71. Tell a child you're proud of them.

72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.

73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.

74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker's desk.

75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.

76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.

77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.

78. Give someone a homemade gift.

79. Write a poem for someone.

80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.

81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue
afterwards.

82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.

83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they're
okay.

84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone's
house.

85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.

86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.

87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.

88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid's lemonade stand.

89. Forgive someone when they apologize.

90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you're about to leave a shopping center.

91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood
friend.

92. Leave a pint of your spouse's favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.

93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.

94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.

95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful
project.

96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.

97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.

98. Ask someone if they've lost weight.

99. Make a donation to a charity in someone's honor.

100. Take a child to a ballgame.

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Saturday, May 1, 2010

Life is Still Beautiful

20 years back - School bag. Today - Office bag.

20 years back - Lekhak Note book. Today - HP Note book.

20 years back - Hero Ranger. Today - Hero Honda.

20 years back - Half pants. Today - Full pants.

20 years back - Playing with plastic car running on battery and remote. Today - Playing with metal car running on petrol and gear.

20 years back - Scared of Teachers and exams. Today - Scared of Bosses and targets.

20 years back - Wanting to be class topper. Today - Wanting to be 'Employee of the month'.

20 years back - Quarterly exams. Today - Quarterly results.

20 years back - Annual School Magazine. Today - Company Annual Report.

20 years back - Annual exams. Today - Annual appraisals.

20 years back - Pocket money. Today - Salary.

20 years back - Waiting for Diwali crackers. Today - Waiting for Diwali bonus.

20 years back - Running after grades and prize cups. Today - Running after incentives and promotions.

20 years back - Craving for the latest toy in the market. Today – Craving for the latest gadget in the market.

20 years back - Eager to watch the latest cartoon show. Today - Eager to watch the latest blockbuster.

20 years back - Crush on class mate. Today - Crush on colleague.

So essentially nothing has changed!!

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I'm With You...

I'm With You..

I'll always be there

in any time,

in every place,

to touch you,

to love you,

to wipe the

tears from your face.

I'll be the

warm wind

between shadow

and stone,

taking your heart

into the depths

of my own.

I'll be with you

wherever you go,

on the clouds

on high,

on the firm

ground below.

I'll be with you

in unexpected ways,

to guide you,

to watch you,

through all your days.

For you're in my heart,

and you're in my mind,

and I'm with you now

and for all time.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

boy and a girl were in love

A boy and a girl were in love.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them .

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot..

The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady.

The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream , he also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible would happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied...

..

.. .

..

..

..

..

..

"This is Nirma Washing Powder"

"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma

Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,

Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,

sabki pasand nirma

Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma. Nirma"

10 ka 1, do pe ek free

I know how you all are feeling now...

I have been through this too.

I'm also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me

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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Men v/s Women

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others.

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.

7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their Mistakes and still try their luck with others.

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Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something To wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still Expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't Believe you!!!

Monday, January 18, 2010

Boss said to secretary

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private Tution:

I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy.

Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary:

This week I am spending my time with my grandson.
We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class.

Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement
hmmmmmmmmm

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Kuch der hamare saath chalo

Kuch der hamare saath chalo,

Hum dil ki kahani keh denge,

Samjhe na jisse tum aankho se,

Woh baat zubani keh denge,

Pholon ki tarah jab hontho se,

Ek shouk tabasum bikhrega,

Dheere se tumhare kaano mein,

Ek baat purani keh denge,

Izhar wafa tum kya jaanoo,

Ikrar wafa tum kya jaano,

Hum zikr karenge gairo ka,

Aur apni kahani keh denge,

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12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

TWELVE: You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN: You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away...

NINE: You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT: When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX: He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE: You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR: You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE: While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO: You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE: You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST...

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I WILL B THE ONE

 

I ll Be The One

I'll be the one to love you

When you're feeling sad and blue

I'll be the one to help you

When the road's too rough for you.

I'll be the one to hold you

When the world has let you down

I'll be the one to save you

And turn it all around.

I'll be the one to let you know

How much you mean to me

I'll be the one to tell you

You're the only one I need.

I'll be the one to miss you

If you ever go away

I'll be the one whose love will grow

Throughout each passing day.

I chose to love you in silence

for in silence I find no rejection

I chose to love you in loneliness

for in loneliness i felt no pain...

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