Software Engineers Sing The Song of 3 Idiots

How does software engineers sing the song of 3 idiots?

Saari umar hum
Coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Saari umar hum
Errors fix kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Saari umar hum
Nightouts kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me bed of mine....
Give me some peace of Mind... ..
Give me another night...
i wanna sleep once again..

 
Kandhon ko programming
Ke bojh ne jhukaya
Faltu program banana to khud
Team Lead ne sikhaya
50% without errors bana to botal chadi,
varna neend udi.

Likh likh kar code hatheli par
Functions, procedures, modules ka chaala
Repeated Programming errors ne poora
Poora jawani ka maza jalaa daala

Jawani to gayi
Sar k bal bhi gaye
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do

Jawani to gayi
Girlfriend bhi gayi
Ek pal to ab humein
Jeene do jeene do

Saari umar hum
coding kar ke jee liye
Ek pal to ab humein jeene do
Jeene do

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

Give me bed of mine....
Give me some peace of Mind... ..
Give me another night...
i wanna sleep once aggaain..

Give me bed of mine....
Give me some peace of Mind... ..
Give me another night...
i wanna sleep once aggaain..

Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na….

- Loveable Poet                          Give Comment

PATNI CHALISA (LOL HA HA)

PATNI CHALISA (LOL HA HA)

Namo-namo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani... || 1 ||

Hamne samjha tum abla ho,
par tumto sabse badi bala ho... || 2 ||

Jis din haath me belana aawe,
Uss din PATI khub chillave.... || 3 ||

Saare bed pe PATNI sove,
PATI baith farsh par rove.... || 4 ||

Tumse hi ghar MATHURA KASI,
aur tumse hi ghar Satyanasi... . || 5 ||

PATNI CHALISA jo nar gave,
sab sukh chhod param dukh paave..... || 6 ||

- - LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

ŕσ¢к ση!!

dil kya kehta hai mera
kya main bataoon
tum ye samjhoge shaayad
main pagal hoon

dil karta hai tv tower pe
main chad jaoon
chilla chilla ke main ye
sabse kehdoon

rock on!!
hai ye waqt ka ishaara
rock on!!
har lamha pukaara
rock on!!
yuheen dekhta hai kya tu
rock on!! zindagi millegi na dubaara…

dil karta hai sadkon par
zor se gaoon
sab apne apne ghar ki khidki kholen
phir main aise josheelay geet sunaoon
mere geeton ko sunke sab ye bolen

rock on!!
hai ye waqt ka ishaara
rock on!!
har lamha pukaara
rock on!!
yuheen dekhta hai kya tu
rock on!!
zindagi millegi na dubaara…

jaise jeene ko dil chahe
jee waise tu
meri toh hai bas ye raaye ki
apne jitne bhi armaan
hain poore karle tu

rock on!!
hai ye waqt ka ishaara
rock on!!
har lamha pukaara
rock on!!
yuheen dekhta hai kya tu
rock on!!
zindagi millegi na dubaara…

rock on!!
hai ye waqt ka ishaara
rock on!!
har lamha pukaara
rock on!!
yuheen dekhta hai kya tu
rock on!!
zindagi millegi na dubaara…

SO ŕσ¢к ση!! GUYS
LIFE IS TOO SHORT LIVE EVERY INSTANT OF IT

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- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

તો શું થયું?

એક ટીપું આંખથી સરકી ગયું તો શું થયું?

એક જણ પાછું ફરી જીવી ગયું તો શું થયું?

જાગતા હોવા છતા મેં ડોળ ઊંઘ્યાનો કર્યો

એક સપનુ ભૂલથી આવી ગયું તો શું થયું?

લાગણી મારી ટકોરા બારણે પાછી વળી

ખોલવામાં સહેજ મોડું થઈ ગયું તો શું થયું?

જીંદગી આખી વીત્યું મારા ઉપર જે એ બધું,

એક પળ તારી ઉપર વીતી ગયું તો શું થયું?

કેટલી ઈચ્છાની ઉંમર ખૂબ મોટી થઈ હતી

એક-બે ઈચ્છાનું સગપણ થઈ ગયું તો શું થયું

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa

"Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa
Bheed Mein Yun Na Chodo Mujhe
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Maa
Bhej Na Itna Door Mujkko Tu
Yaad Bhi Tujhko Aa Naa Paoon Maa
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa
Kya Itna Bura Meri Maa
Jab Bhi Kabhi Papa Mujhe
Jo Zor Se Jhoola Jhulate Hain Maa
Meri Nazar Dhoondhe Tujhe
Sochu Yahi Tu Aa Ke Thaamegi Maa"

-TarE JaMin PaR.