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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Ways 2 Make You Smile

01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.

02. Hold a door open for a stranger.

03. Invite someone to lunch.

04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.

05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.

06. Bring cookies to work.

07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.

08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.

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09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.

10. Call your parents.

11. Let someone know you miss them.

12. Treat someone to a movie.

13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.

14. Visit a retirement center.

15. Take a child to the zoo.

16. Fill up your spouse’s car with gas.

17. Surprise someone with a small gift.

18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.

19. Write a letter to a distant relative.

20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.

21. Put a dime in a stranger’s parking meter before the time expires.

22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.

23. Send someone flowers to where they work.

24. Invite a friend to tea.

25. Recommend a good book to someone.

26. Donate clothing to a charity.

27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.

28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.

29. Give blood.

30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who’s really busy or just needs a break.

31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.

32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren’t any left.

33. Help someone with a heavy load.

34. Ask to see a store’s manager and comment on the great service.

35. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.

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36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.

37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.

38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.

39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.

40. Leave a joke on someone’s answering machine.

41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.

42. Forgive a loan.

43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you’re done using it.

44. Tell someone you believe in them.

45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.

46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.

47. Offer to watch a friend’s home while they’re away.

48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you’re out shopping.

49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.

50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.

51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.

52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.

53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.

54. Dance with someone who hasn’t been asked.

55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.

56. Give children’s clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.

57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole neighborhood.

58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.

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59. Call someone’s attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.

60. Invite someone to go bowling.

61. Figure out someone’s half-birthday by adding 182 days, and surprise them with a cake.

62. Ask someone about their children.

63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.

64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.

65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.

66. Encourage someone’s dream, no matter how big or mall it is.

67. Pay for a stranger’s cup of coffee without them knowing it.

68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.

69. Ask an older person for their advice.

70. Offer to take care of someone’s pet while they’re away.

71. Tell a child you’re proud of them.

72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.

73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.

74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker’s desk.

75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.

76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.

77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.

78. Give someone a homemade gift.

79. Write a poem for someone.

80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.

81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.

82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.

83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they’re okay.

84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone’s house.

85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.

86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.

87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.

88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid’s lemonade stand.

89. Forgive someone when they apologize.

90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you’re about to leave a shopping center.

91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.

92. Leave a pint of your spouse’s favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.

93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.

94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.

95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.

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96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.

97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.

98. Ask someone if they’ve lost weight.

99. Make a donation to a charity in someone’s honor.

100. Take a child to a ballgame.

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Thursday, July 14, 2011

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

I SEE YOUR FACE,

YOUR SMILE SHINES SO BRIGHT

I AM IN PARADISE.

 

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

I CAN SEE THE STARS,

YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE

NOW I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE

 

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

YOU ARE ALL I SEE

YOU ARE HEAVEN TO ME.

 

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

THIS FEELING NEVER ENDS

PLEASE GUIDE ME FROM THIS UNKNOWN

MAKE ME YOUR VERY OWN.

 

WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES

I SEE BEAUTY ALL AROUND

I CAN HEAR THE BIRDS SING,

WE ARE WALKING IN THE SAND

YOU ARE WITH ME

HOLDING MY HAND.

 

WHEN I OPEN MY EYES

YOU ARE REALLY THERE,

TO TAKE AWAY MY TROUBLES

YOU DO SO MUCH TO CARE.

 

I WILL KEEP MY EYES WIDE OPEN

LOOK AT THINGS, I DID NOT SEE,

WE HAVE A DREAM COME TRUE

IT WILL ALWAYS LAST WITH YOU AND ME

 

Jinki tamanna dilme thi,

Judai ab hum unki sehte hai,

fursat nahi unhein humse baat karne ki,

isliye hum har waqt khamosh se rehte hai...

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

प्यार हुआ भी है कि नहीं

कई बार आप खुद समझ नहीं पाते कि आपको प्यार हुआ भी है कि नहीं..आइए हम करते  हैं आपकी मदद...ये 12 बातें साबित कर देंगी कि आप प्यार में है कि नहीं...

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जब आप रात को उससे फोन पर बात कर देते हैं और फोन रख देते हैं, तो फोन रखने के दो मिनट बाद भी आपको उनकी याद आती है...

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जब आप उनके साथ होते है तो खुद ही धीरे चलने लगते हैं....

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उनके आसपास होने से खुद आपको शर्म आने लगती है.....

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उनकी आवाज सुनते ही आपके चेहरे पर हंसी खिल जाती है......

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जब उनकी तरफ आप देखते हैं तो आसपास खड़ा कोई और नजर नहीं आता, बस वही नजर आता है....

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वहीं है बस जिसके बारे में आप सोचते हैं.......

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आप को यह एहसास है कि जब भी आप उन्हें देखते हैं तो हमेशा हंसते रहते है.....

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उन्हें देखने के लिए आप कुछ भी कर सकते हैं......

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यह सब पढ़ते समय आपके दिमाग में किसी एक इंसान की सूरत घूम रही है......

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यह पढ़ते समय आप उस इंसान के बारे में पढ़ने में इतने मशगूल थे कि आपको ध्यान ही नहीं रहा कि सातवें नंबर का पाइंट तो है ही नहीं.......

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अब आप ऊपर जा कर 7 वां नंबर ढूंढेगे, और नीचे आकर खुदko.


....PLZ..YE
MAT PUCHHNA
.....ki mai ko.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Words from married wise men...

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

-David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

-Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

-Anonymous

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,"What does a woman want?"

-Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

-Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

-Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

-Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

-James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

-Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

-Nash

You know what I did before I married?

Anything I wanted to.

-Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.

-Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

-Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the cl-assifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

-Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

-Anonymous

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

Monday, April 4, 2011

5 Ways to Make Sex Sexier

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A good sex life takes time. Also efforts to maintain it. It won't always be easy our busy lives are taxing and often leave us tired and devoid of the imagination and motivation required to keep up the pace. Having good sex doesn't necessarily mean spending hours and hours of frolicking, it can be as simple as doing something a little different just for a change.

While sex drive is natural, how we express our sexuality varies from instinctual mating just to get off or have children, to expressing caring intimacy and loving sensuality with our partners. Mating sex is natural. Caring, intimate sexuality is learned.

People view sexuality in different ways depending on their culture, personal attitudes and expectations, which are often based on past experiences. Sadly, many are exposed to negative sexual experience in childhood, which greatly inhibits positive, other-centered sexual sharing. But we often become defensive and resistant to learning new sexual attitudes.

1 Sex in a new locale is definitely up there in exciting things to do for better sex. You can take a drive somewhere secluded where you can get a bit risqué.

2 Cock rings slow the drain of blood out of your erection, and keep you harder for longer. A very hard penis stimulates a woman's insides slightly differently -- and much better -- than one that is getting soft around the edges. Cockrings serve many different purposes for different people. First, they are safe, provided that you do not wear one for more than 15-20 minutes at a time. Basically, they trap the blood vessels that drain the penis, allowing it to stay firm for 15-20 minutes at a time. Wearing one for longer than that risks that the structures will not be getting fresh oxygenated blood, and cells may start to die.

3 Sex should be something to which you look forward. Foreplay is what gets you excited and anticipating the main event. It doesn't have to be limited to the 15 minutes before you'd like to have sex. You could start the day with sexy text messages (think MMS with a revealing photo or an e-mail expressing how hot your husband looked as you both left for work).

4 Reaching orgasm at the same time is easier said than done. But if the woman can orgasm (it's usually more difficult for her) and she gives her husband fair warning that it's about to happen, he might be able to reach orgasm with her. This intensifies the moment and truly has the two of you feeling like one (not to mention feeling like porn stars). In the end, you'll probably collapse into each others' arms from exhaustion - and have the best sleep ever.

5 It's extreme, yes, but highly effective. That's because when you tell yourself you can't have something, you want it even more. The same is true in the bedroom -- especially if you and your partner have been together for a while and sex has become automatic. Instead of focusing on the end game, learn to enjoy the sensuality of sex. Tease yourself -- and him. Get undressed, dim the lights and take turns exploring each other's bodies.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Koshish Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti

           

Koshish Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Lahron Se Dar Kar Nauka Par Nahin Hoti

Koshish Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Nanhi Chiti Jab Dana Lekar Chalti Hai

Chadhti Deewaron Par Sau Bar Phislati Hain
Man Ka Viswas Ragon Mein Sahas Bharta Hain

Chadhkar Girna Girkar Chadhna Na Akharta Hain
Akhir Uski Mehnat Bekar Nahin Hoti

Koshis Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Dubkiyan Sindhu Mein Gotakhor Lagata Hain

Ja Jakar Khali Haath Laut Aata Hain
Milte Nahin Sahaj Hi Moti Gahre Pani Mein

Badhta Duna Utsah Isi Hairani Mein
Muthi Uski Khali Her Bar Nahi Hoti

Koshis Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Asaflta Ek Chunauti Hain Swavikar Karo

Kya Kami Rah Gayi Dekho Aur Sudhar Karo
Jab Tak Na Safal Ho Nid Chain Ko Tyago Tum

Sangharshon Ka Maidan Chod Mat Bhago Tum
Kuch Kiye Bina Hi Jayjaykar Nahin Hoti
Koshis Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti

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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Diwali Poems for You to Cherish......Happy Diwali to All My Friends

It's the "Festival of Lights" today,
It's again the day of Diwali,
It's time to dress up folks,
It's time to adorn the thali.


It's the occasion to throng the temples,
Pray to the Gods and give them offerings,
It's an opportunity to entreat the deities,
To bless us all and rid us of sufferings.

It's the day to light the diyas,
Ignite the rockets and burst crackers,
But it's also the time to be safe,
From the fireworks and all the sparklers.

It's the season to pay a visit,
To all our friends and relations,
To hand them over sweets and presents,
Diwali is our splendid chance.

But while you spend a time of joy,
Don't think it's merriment all the way,
Out there wait many of those,
For whom it's no time to be gay.

Denied of laughter and smiles for days,
They know not what it is to enjoy,
Can you not share something you have,
Can you not bring them a little joy?

When you can make someone else smile
When you can be someone's ally
That's when you can yourself be glad
That's when you'll have a HAPPY DIWALI!

MY LOVE FOR YOU

When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"


When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..

When U Were 20 Yrs Old, vinod Said I Love U....
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear..

When U Were 25 Yrs Old, vinod Said I Love U....
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N

Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."

When U Were 30 Yrs Old, vinod Said I Love U....
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.."

When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."

When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me..
When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Smile At Me..

When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U....
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'm Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..With Our Hand Crossing Together..

When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried..
That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of vinod's Life!

Because U Said U Love

Me!!!

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Phir Chand Khila

Phir Chand Khila
Phir Raat Thami

phir Dil Ne Kaha
Hai Teri kami

Phir Yaado'n K Jhonkey Mehk Gaye
Phir Dil k Armaa'n Behk Gaye

Phir Jannat c Lagti hai Zamee'n
Phir Dil Ne Kaha

Hai Teri Kami
Phir Guzray Lamho'n Ki Baaten

Phir Jagi Jagi c Raaten
Phir Theher Gai Palko'n Pe Nami

Phir Dil na Kaha
Hai Teri Kami....

agar kabhi koi lamha

agar kabhi koi lamha
aisa zakhm de jaye
k koi bhi marham us
zakhm ko na bhar paye
Tum udas mat hona

Tum mayush mat hona
zindgi k sub mausam
saray log ay humdum
aik se nahi hote

zindgi ki rahon main
hadsey bhi atey hain
hadson se barh ker kuch
waaqay bhi atay hain

waqt k hi marhum se
zakhm bhar bhi jatay hain
din buray hon ya achay
bus guzer hi jatay hain

waqt ko guzerna hai
zakhm ko bhi bherna hai
dard k charhay derya
ko abhi uterna hai
Tum udas mat hona
Tum mayush mat hona

Its Balle Balle time again!

Sardarji one

Manager asked sardar at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Sardarji two

After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”

Sardarji three

One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

Sardarji four

Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes - Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.

Sardarji five

Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the third floor, and it has caught fire, so how will you escape?
Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!

Sardarji six

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardarji seven

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new.

Sardarji eight

Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife.
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!

Sardarji nine

Sardar attending an interview.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Sardar: If you give me the address I will go there sir.

Sardarji ten

Sardar in airplane going to Bombay.
While it is landing he is excited and shouts: Bombay.. Bombay
Airhostess: Be silent.
Sardar: Ok. Ombay… Ombay!