New Theory about Women

1. To find a woman you need time and money therefore: women = time x money ............@

2. "Time is money " so time = money ...........................@

3. Therefore: women =money x money women = ( money )^2 ............@

4. "Money is the root of all problems "money = ( problems )^1/2 ......@

5. Therefore: women = (problems)^2/2

6. And the final conclusion is women = problems

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain...

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain...(Something Intresting)

Kabhi Hamain Dekh Kar Muskurati Hain

Aur Kabhi Nakhray Deekhati Hain

Aakhir Larkiyan Kia Chahti Hain

Tammam Kaam Larkon Say Nikalwati Hain

Aur Phir Moon Phair Kar Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Hamain Muskura Kar Ghar Bulati Hain

Aur Phir Apnay Bhaioon Say Pitwati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Mood Hoota Hay To Baat Karti Hain

Warna Youn Hi Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Apni Haar Say Hamain Tarpati Hain

Aur Dil Dharka Kar Chali Jati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Apnay Shohroon Ko Kabze Main Kar Kay

Saasoon Ko Rulati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Apnay Shohroon Say Ghar Kay Kaam Karwati Hain

Aur Khud Aaram Farmati Hain

Aakhir Larkian Kia Chati Hain

Aakhir Yeh Larkian Hamain Kyun Hain Pasand

Kyun Kay Sawan Ki Tarah Aati Hain Aur Chali Jatee Hain

Aur Kuch Dil Main Reh Jati Hain

Shayad Larkian Yehi Chati Hain ..!

Or Ye Kia Chahti Hai ...... ???????

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

One day Lil Johny says to his father

One day Lil Johny says to his father:

I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johny: Yes, Grandma
Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother

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L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?
L.Johnny: But I asked first!

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Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota." The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?" Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio."

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"Johnny, did your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked.
"No, she did it all," Little Johnny replied.

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"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"

Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."

"That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?"

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Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

Little Johnny: One dollar.

Teacher (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father

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Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."

Little Johnny: "OK sir, could you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again."

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

What is 'Governance System

What is 'Governance System’?

As a daily habit Pintu was reading newspaper.

Suddenly he asked his father, “Dad! What does it mean by 'Governance System?"

“It’s like...” father said while thinking, “See! I earn and bring money to home, mean's I am a 'Money Holder'. Your mother decides where and how to spend that money and that means she is 'Government'. That maid in our home is doing all the household works, so she will be 'Labour Class'.

You are a 'Common man' or 'Public'. Your kid brother is 'Future' or the 'Next Generation', understand?”

That day Pintu slept with all those thoughts. In the middle of the night he woke-up because his kid brother was crying. He wetted the matrices so he was crying. Pintu went to woke-up his mother. She was in deep sleep so Pintu went to the Maiden's room to wake her up. But there his father was sleeping with the maid. So he came back with frustration.

Next morning father asked Pintu, “Hey Pintu Darling! You understood the
'Governance System'? ".

Pintu replied, “Yeah Dad, I understood! When money Holder is exploiting Labour Class, our Government is sleeping. Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering!"

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Real good explanations

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich."Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..."

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich."Marry him." -That's Advertising..."

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. "Marry me" - That's Telemarketing..."

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..."

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..."

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap..."

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

See this is called girls attitude so please be care

fullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll guys!

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)