FROM MY HEART

Koi nahi jo mujhe smabhale
Koi nahi jo mujhe sahare
Koi nahi jo mujhe dekhe
Koi nahi jo mujhe samjhey
Koi nahi jo mujhe pahachane
Koi nahi jo main ruthoo to manaye
Koi nahi jo mujhe apnaye
Koi nahi jo mujhe pyar kare

Phir bhi dil kyun bekarar hai Lage ki jesay koi mere bahut karib hai Jis ke bina meri ye choti si zindegi adhuri hai Phir bhi dil bar bar ye hi kahe ki Koi to hai jo mujhe kabhi na kabhi yar karega kya ye meri kalpana hai ya phir meri dil ki bhawana hai? meri umeed hai?

With Love and Care Always

Regards,

- loveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

SARDAR JI AGAIN.......

Sardar ji-Bus station jane k kitne paise?
Rikshawala: 10 Rs
Sardarji: 2Rs mein chalega to theek hai
Rikshawala: 2Rs mein kaun le k jayega?
Sardar ji: Peeche baith main lekar jata hoon.

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Sardar ji kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sab shadi se pehle…
Sardar ji: Don't worry darling, I'm already married.

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Sardar ji: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to kisi doctor se shadi kar
Lena.
Wife: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Sardar ji: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi ek rasta hai!

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Sardar ji & his friend are walking down the road when Sardar ji'
friend says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Sardar ji covers one of his eyes and says: Where?

Sardar ji: What is the similarity between Bill Gates and Me?
Friend: Don't know.
Sardar ji: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go to his!

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Sardar ji was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'

He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

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Q: What do you call a man who can't hear anything?
Sardar ji: Anything you want because he can't hear na!!!

Sardar ji was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

His friend asks: Why r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Sardar ji: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

See what a spelling mistake can do...
Sardar ji went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u
were Her

Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Sardar ji: But I've never been able to see the numbers

A WONDERFUL STORY

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?” they asked.
"No", she replied. "He's out..."

"Then we cannot come in", they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him hat had happened... "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in" "We do not go into a House together," they replied.

"Why is that?" she asked.

One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to nother one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!” he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth... Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

His wife disagreed... "My dear, why don't we invite Success?" Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!" "Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.

"Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest." Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success!!!!! !" MY WISH FOR YOU... -Where there is pain, I wish you peace and mercy.-Where there is self-doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.

-Where there is tiredness, or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience, and renewed strength.

-Where there is fear, I wish you love, and courage. You have two choices right now:

1. Delete this email.

2. Invite love by sharing this story with all the people you care about.

I hope you will choose

As I did

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

She is a woman

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction

She is a womanIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:
So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So damning, yet so wonderful
So confusing, yet so desirable......

-Love Nismi

Lover to his Ex-gal friend

*Hi*
*Here is a letter written by a depressed to lover to his Ex-gal friend. Please read it carefully and I can see u is smiling there!!!!*

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*A letter to Ex-Girl Friend*

*Dear XXX,*

Thanks for being my love for *one and half years,* when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating.

Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend.
Monisha euro| In order to recover your missing, *I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love, from all my past experiences I have learned a lot*.

When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well EURO| I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it EURO(tm)s a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this *I* *need all my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend ,* please send it back to me, *I don EURO(tm)t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.*

Another thing MONISHA, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , *you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love. *

And also, during my 1 Â1/2 years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.

*The expenses are as follows:*
Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs. Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, Grand Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thirty Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account. I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.

Also, please advise your expenses which incurred during our dates, I don EURO (tm) I think you have got any expenditure during these dates, *I have seen many time that you always forget your purse when it comes to pay. * Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th love affair with Subil.

You’re Ex-lover

*XXXYYYZZZ*