FRIENDSHIP

FRIENDSHIP Mean Beauty Of A Human
FRIENDSHIP Mean Like Gold’s
FRIENDSHIP Mean Fresh Flower
FRIENDSHIP Mean Feeling
FRIENDSHIP Mean Happiness
FRIENDSHIP Mean Pleased
FRIENDSHIP Mean Sharing
FRIENDSHIP Mean Thinking
FRIENDSHIP Mean Suggestion
FRIENDSHIP Mean Connection
FRIENDSHIP Mean Wasting Time
FRIENDSHIP Mean Killer Of Life
FRIENDSHIP Mean Teasing
FRIENDSHIP Mean Joking
FRIENDSHIP Mean Good Relationship
FRIENDSHIP Mean Good Partner
FRIENDSHIP Mean Calling In A Savior Condition
FRIENDSHIP Mean Leaving In A Savior Condition
FRIENDSHIP Mean Living In A Good Condition
FRIENDSHIP Mean Time Pass
FRIENDSHIP Mean Investigate
FRIENDSHIP Means A Part Of Life
FRIENDSHIP Means A Nice Thing
FRIENDSHIP Means A River
FRIENDSHIP Mean Winds
FRIENDSHIP Mean Very Sensitive Relation
FRIENDSHIP Mean Trees Of Food
FRIENDSHIP Mean Taste Than Sugarversation
- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

School Vs Hindi Film

School ------- Yaadein
Pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman
Classes ------- Kabhi Kabhi
Canteen------- Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
Home Work -------- Godzilla
Exams -------- Kalyug
Examination Hall---- Chamber Of Secret
Exam-Time ---------- Qayamat Se Qayamt Tak
Question Paper --------- Paheli
Answer Paper ---------- Kora Kagaz
Cheating ---------- Aksar/Chupke Chupke
Paper Out ---------- Plan
Examiner ------------- The Killer
Last Exam ----------- Independence Day
aper Correction --------- Andha Kanoon
Marks ----------- Assambhav
Result ----------- Murder
Pass ------------ Ajjoba/ Chamatkar
Fail ----------- Devdas
Supplementary ------- Aakhri Raas
- Lovenismi (Ansh Rav)

Computer Vs. Hindi Films

Pentium III & Pentium I - Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.
Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.
Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.
F1 - Guide.
Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.
Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.
CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.
Undo - Aa ab lautchale.
Super User Password - Gupt.
BackUp - Jaagteraho.
UPS - Janta Hawaldar.
Server -Godfather.
Proxy Server - Padosan.
Security -Nakabandi.
Storage - Tehkhana.
Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.
Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.
Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.
System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.
DumbTerminal - Anari.
Mouse - Jaanwar.
Hard Disk partition- Batwara.
Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.
Tempo rary file - Khote Sikkey.
Operator vs Computer - Meinkhiladi Tu Anadi

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Lifes like that..

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES . . .

. . . you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

Tum Mujhko Achi lagti Ho

Ek Baat Kahoon Agar Sunti Ho?
Tum Mujhko Achi Lagti Ho,
Kuch Chanchal Si, Kuch Chup Chap Si,
Kuch Pagal Pagal Lagti Ho,
Hai Chahne Waale Aur Buhut Par,
Tum Mein Hai Ek Baat Bahut..
Tum Apni Apni Lagti Ho,
Ek Baat Kahoon Agar Sunti Ho?
Tum Mujhko Achi lagti ho,
Yeh Baat Baat Pe Kho Jaana,
Kuch Kehte Kehte Ruk Jaana,
Yeh Kis Uljhan Mein Rehti Ho.?
Kya Baat Hai HumSe Keh Daalo,
Ek Baat Kahoon Agar Sunti Ho?
Tum MujhKo Achi Lagti Ho.
- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )