The difference between you & your boss

ME and MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it, 
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told, 
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, 
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, 
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating, 

When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, 
He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked 

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

what to do?????????????

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)                     Keep Comments

Life Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW
CAN HANDLE IT.

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

How's Break Friendship

Hello to all.....

Asbat

Sayz IT IS VERY TRUE.......................

HOW  FRIENDSHIPS  BREAK ?

Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy

And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing..
As Time Passes

Both Will Think Let The Other Contact

After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?

Here Your Love Will Be  Converted To Hate

Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak

They Forget Each Other.

So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends...
.
I Don`t Want To be One Of This Kind.

So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One

To Say  

Dear .
I Am Fine Here 

Please keep in touch with me 

Baapu Ne Bola Hai.......
'Agar koi tumhe Email na kare,  Good Morning/Good Evening na bole,
Call/SMS bhi na kare... to koi baat nahi, tum Email karte raho....
Good Morning/Good Evening bolate raho......
Call/SMS bhi karate raho.......
Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.
Aur vo tumhe E-Mail/Call/ SMS jaroor Karega/Karegi'


Aur agar fir bhi koi E-Mail/Call/ SMS nahi aaye,
to uske paas jana,  use ek Guldasta dena.... aur kahna.......
'GET WELL SOON MAAMU'

Ha Ha Ha Ha

.... Have a Nice Day...
.
With Best Regards,

dhrumil bhavsar

यदि बिल गेट्स बॉलीवुड फिल्में बनाने लगें तो उनकी फिल्मों के नाम कैसे होंगे ?

जरा इन नामों पर गौर फरमाएं -

1. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
17. Naukar PC Ka
18. 1942 -- A Bug Story
19. Kaho Na Virus Hai
20. Crash Se Crash Tak
21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
22. Password De Ke Dekh

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

PATNI CHALISA (LOL HA HA)

PATNI CHALISA (LOL HA HA)

Namo-namo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani... || 1 ||

Hamne samjha tum abla ho,
par tumto sabse badi bala ho... || 2 ||

Jis din haath me belana aawe,
Uss din PATI khub chillave.... || 3 ||

Saare bed pe PATNI sove,
PATI baith farsh par rove.... || 4 ||

Tumse hi ghar MATHURA KASI,
aur tumse hi ghar Satyanasi... . || 5 ||

PATNI CHALISA jo nar gave,
sab sukh chhod param dukh paave..... || 6 ||

- - LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)