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Sunday, August 2, 2009

aaj bhi wo meri rah dekhti to hogi....

aaj bhi wo meri rah dekhti to hogi
dharkno se mera pata puchhti to hogi......

yun begana na thaa mera khyaal us se
fursat mein wo mujhe soachti to hogi.....

jis roz se jalaye honge mere khat usne
sard sii aag mein khud bhi jalti to hogi.......

jaado ke mausam mein ab bhi kabhi
meri saanso ko mehsoos karti to hogi.....

achanak wo mujhe saamne dekh kar
ungliyon se aankhon ko machlti to hogi....

aaj bhi meri raakh ke dher mein yaaro
koii chingari umeed ki sulagti to hogi......

zamane ki rounko mein bhool jaati hogi
tanhai mein mujhe gungunati to hogi......

kar liya hoga usne azaad khudko mujse
magar meri yaad rah uska rokti to hogi........

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)                 Keep Comment

Remembering My Classmates...

Remembering my class mates,
after few years,
My eyes were filled with tears,
Everyone now is busy a lot,
No one escaped destinies plot

Saw the girl, whom once i thought as my best frnd,
Oops! today she is somebody else girlfrnd,
After months remembered about her for a little while,
Heard she is happy,that made me smile.

Project reviews to campus interviews,
Nicknames to last bench games,
Cultural rehearsals to love proposals,
Short term crushes to class room blushes.

Everything is fresh in our mind,
Wish life could just rewind,
Lets laugh, play & rejoice,
Once again become school guys.

Chatting & laughing. We all were in elation,
Till the painful moments of separation,
When it was time to part,
We returned with a heavy heart.

Today life is full of commitments,
And too many worries,
But those cherished moments,
Will live forever in our memories!!!

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)                     Keep Comment

Saturday, July 11, 2009

The difference between you & your boss

ME and MY BOSS

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it, 
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told, 
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, 
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, 
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating, 

When I make a mistake,
I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, 
He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked 

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

what to do?????????????

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)                     Keep Comments

Life Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand
her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW
CAN HANDLE IT.

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Friday, July 3, 2009

How's Break Friendship

Hello to all.....

Asbat

Sayz IT IS VERY TRUE.......................

HOW  FRIENDSHIPS  BREAK ?
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Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy
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And Will Not Contact image Thinking It May Be Disturbing..
As Time Passes
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Both Will Think Let The Other Contact
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After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?
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Here Your Love Will Be  Converted To Hate
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Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak
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They Forget Each Other.
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So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends...
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I Don`t Want To be One Of This Kind.
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So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One
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To Say  

Dear .
I Am Fine Here 

Please keep in touch with me 

Baapu Ne Bola Hai.......
'Agar koi tumhe Email na kare,  Good Morning/Good Evening na bole,
Call/SMS bhi na kare... to koi baat nahi, tum Email karte raho....
Good Morning/Good Evening bolate raho......

Call/SMS bhi karate raho.......
Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.
Aur vo tumhe E-Mail/Call/ SMS jaroor Karega/Karegi'

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Aur agar fir bhi koi E-Mail/Call/ SMS nahi aaye,
to uske paas jana,  use ek Guldasta dena.... aur kahna.......
'GET WELL SOON MAAMU'

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Ha Ha Ha Ha

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.... Have a Nice Day...

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With Best Regards,

dhrumil bhavsar