11 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

IT'S TRUE!!!!

11 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

ELEVEN:

You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

TEN:

You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

NINE:

You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.

EIGHT:

You smile when you hear his/her voice.

SEVEN:

When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX:

He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE:

You realize that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:

You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:

While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:

You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:

You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST...

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Kalyug ka Maths

1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT.

2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movies.

5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.

6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.

7.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

8.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

9.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

10.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

11.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol

12.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

13.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas

14.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie

15.) Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder

16.) Old heroes + old heroins = timepass

17.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story - clothes = Indiansuperhit movie

18.) Do aur do paanch = Indian algebra

19.) 1 Lady - 1/2 Clothes = Mallika Sherawat

20.) 1 Lady + 1 Buffalo = Yana Gupta,

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

ABCD of friendship...

A: accepts you as you are..

B: believes in you

C: calls you just to say "hi"

D: Does not give up on you...

E: Envisions the whole of you..

F: Forgives your mistakes..

G: Gives uncondionally

H: helps you

I: invites you over

J: just likes to be with you..

K: keeps you close at heart

L: loves for who you are

M: makes a difference in ur life

N: Never judges you..

O: offers support

P: picks up when you are down

Q: quiets ur tears

R: respects you

S: says nice things abt u

T: tells you the truth when u need to hear it

U: understands you

V: values you

W: walks besides you

X: xplains things u don't understand

Y: yells you that how important is you in life

Z: Zaps you when u are e

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Special Friend of Mine

Dear: want to make u as a special friend of mine i 'am leaving it to you to decide what u want to be with me which a are as fallows:-

AF - A friend
BF - Boy friend
CF - Close friend
DF - Dear friend
EF - Ever friend
FF - Familiar friend
GF - girl friend
HF - Helping friend
IF - Innocent friend
JF - Jovial friend
KF - Kind friend
LF - Lovely friend
MF - Merry friend
NF - Naughty friend
OF - Only friend
PF - Personal friend
QF - Quiet friend
RF - Rare friend
SF - Special friend
TF - Thick friend
UV - Understanding friend
VF - Valuable friend
WF - Wonderful friend
XF - Xcellent friend
YF - Youth friend
ZF - Zeal friend

Which One Uuuuuuu Select for our Friendship reply is must...plz. I'm ready to accept ur what so response is i'ld be eage.

Umar ka Khel

Umar 2 Saal.. Nurse Ko ankh mAre..

Umar 3 saal... Bhai ke Cigrate mein Charas dali...

Umar 4 Saal... mandir se Pandit maharaj ke chapal lay key bhaga...

Umer 5 saal... Padosiyoon ki bell Baja ke bhaga...

Umar 6 saal... school ke teacher ko luv letter likha..

Umar 7 saal... pehli baar ghar se bina paise leke bhaga...

Umar 8 Saal... Papa ki Poket se wallet gayab....

Umer 9 saal... aise waise ki cd's Ka dhaanda...

Umar 10 saal... Papa Ki car Road pe..

Umar 11 saal... his 1st candle lite date wit a gal whose 7yr elder then him..

Umar 12 saal... raat Ko subaH, subaH Ko raat....

Umar 13 saal... Hostel mein admmison...

Umar 14 saal... HeadMaster ki baitee ko ley ke Faraar...

Umar 15 saal... Sutte kI duniya Ka baenam baadshah...

Umar 16 saal... pehli baar pakhda gayaa...

Umar 17 Saal... DAaroo kuppi Ki dunya mein naya naam...

Umar 18 saal... Apne college ke principle ko Chaamat mara..

AB maLOOm padha ke Yeh Ladka kaisa Hai...!!!

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)