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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

boy and a girl were in love

A boy and a girl were in love.

When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future.

The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them .

At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home thru a local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they returned home.

The couple next day went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in a white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot..

The girl was devastated and lost her senses. It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock.

The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly.

Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady.

The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same dream , he also ignored it. Then the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately.

She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream. She again washed the stains but some still remained. But again the next night she had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible would happen.

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked on the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied...

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"This is Nirma Washing Powder"

"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma

Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,

Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,

sabki pasand nirma

Washing powder nirma,Washing powder nirma. Nirma"

10 ka 1, do pe ek free

I know how you all are feeling now...

I have been through this too.

I'm also hunting for the idiot who mailed this to me

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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Men v/s Women

Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others.

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.

7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their Mistakes and still try their luck with others.

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Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something To wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still Expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't Believe you!!!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Aap aatey hain to milney se khushi hoti hai

Aap aatey hain to milney se khushi hoti hai

Haey kya cheez mohabbat ki ghadi hoti hai

Dil jo duniyan se utha to mila khud ka pata

Bekhudi may bhi nehan rasm-e-khudi hoti hai

Manzil-e-ishq ki asaaniyan ALLAH ALLAH

Sahel samjho jisey dushwaar wohi hoti hai

Main jo hansta hoon to koi nahi hansne wala

Aur rota hoon to duniyan ko khushi hoti hai

Ihsq may hosh udey jab to samajh may aaaya

Zamin-e-hosh yehi bekhabri hoti hai

Lakh dil us se lagao bhi to hota kya hai?

Dost kis ki bhala duniya-e-dani hoti hai

Ham ko shamsheer-o-silasil se darane walo!

Kahin aese bhi mohabbat may kami hoti hai?

Kya mazey aate hain phir sham-e-tamanna serwer

Main idhar aur udhar ashifta sari hoti hai…!!!

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I forgot to say "I love you".

I forgot to say "I love you".

When angry words came and made demands you weren't ready to meet…
I forgot to say "I love you".

When the hurt inside grew and the only pain I could feel was my own…
I forgot to say "I love you".

When tears began to fall and stubborn pride led me to close my heart to yours...
I forgot to say "I love you".

When you said maybe it was best that we end this to go our separate ways and disbelief washed over me…
I forgot to say "I love you".

When you turned to leave; when I could have reached out but didn't because my pain clouded my judgment…
I forgot to say "I love you".

When the door closed and all that remained was silence and my quiet tears…

I forgot to say "I love you".

I forgot to tell you how much joy you brought into my life.

I forgot to tell you that you were the most interesting part of my day.

I forgot to tell you that a day without you left something empty inside me.

I forgot to tell you how I thrilled to the sight of your sweet smile and the sound of your quiet voice.

I forgot to tell you how much I valued you as a person.

I simply forgot...

Time has passed. Our lives have moved forward and what we shared remains in the past.

I hope somehow you know just what you did mean to me; what my memories still hold so dear.

Yet my strongest regret is not expressing my heart's constant whisper...
I love you...

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Monday, January 18, 2010

Boss said to secretary

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private Tution:

I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy.

Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary:

This week I am spending my time with my grandson.
We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class.

Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement
hmmmmmmmmm

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