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Sunday, August 29, 2010

Thoughts For The Day

No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.

God didn't promise days without pain, laughter, without sorrow, sun, without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way.

Disappointments are like road bumps, they slow you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards. Don't stay on the bumps too long. Move on!

When you feel down because you didn't get what you want, just sit tight and be happy, because God has thought of something better to give you.

When something happens to you, good or bad, consider what it means.

There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you how to laugh more or not to cry too hard.

You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the prson to realize your worth.

It's better to lose your pride to the one you love, than to lose the one you love because of pride.

We spend too much time looking for the right person to love or finding fault with those we already love, when instead we should be perfecting the love we give.

Never abandon an old friend. You will never find one who can take there place.

Friendship is like wine, it gets better as it grows older.

BHEEGI RATON MEIN !

Koi Waqat Purana Yaad Aya
Phir Daor Suhana Yaad Aaya,

Aor Chupky Se In dewaron Pe
Kuch Likh Kar JanaYaad Aaya,

Tera Milna Paidh Ki Chaon Mein
Aor Sir Rakh Dena Kandhy Per,

Mera Ye Kehna Koi Dekh Na Le
Tera Wo Ghabrana Yaad Aaya,

Aisa Bhi To Aksar Hota Tha
Mein Tujh Ko Chorny Jata Tha,

Barish Ki Bheegi Raton Mein
Tera Hath Hilana Yaad Aaya,

Wo Waqat Geya Beety Lamhy
Ab Har Janib Tanhaie Hai,

Bas Ek Hai Manzar Ankhon Mein
Tera Chorr K Jana Yaad Aaya !

 

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One Line Proposals, Even Shorter Rejections

1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Reply : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!

2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.

Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten?

3. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.

Reply : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!

4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?

5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

Reply : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!

6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine?

7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Reply : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would be enough)

8. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.

Reply : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place!

9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Reply : So, that's your problem.. simple mathematics otherwise!

 

 

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Sunday, August 22, 2010

Teacher and Student

Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!

Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga

Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota

Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do :)

 

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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Jaan Bhi Tere Paas Hai !!

Sari Duniya Ki Muskan Tere Pass Hai
Ye Jamin Or Asman Tere Pass Hai
Gum Na Karna Ki Tuje Yaad Nahi Karte
Ae Dost Meri To Jaan Bhi Tere Paas Hai !!

Dard Dene Wale Bahut Milte Hai
Mgar Dard Lene Wale Bahut Kam Milte Hai
Najuk Waqt Me Hame Yaad Karna Kyoki
Jingdi Me Sachhe Dost Bahut Kam Milte Hai !!

Firaq-E-Yaar Me Jo Ja Milenge
To Mere Jaise Hosle Kam Milenge
Jahan Saari Duniya Nigahe Fer Legi
Wahan E Dost Tumhe Sirf Hum Milenge !!

Sache Dost Ki Ek Nishani -"Wo Aapki”
Aankhon Me Us Waqt Dard Dekh Leta Hai,
Jab Duniya Aapse Keh Rahi Hoti Hai
Yaar Tum Muskurate Bahut Ho !!

Chor Ki Chori Me Shor Nahi Hota,
Nayi Patang Me Dor Nahi Hota,
Har Gali Me Mod Nahi Hota,
Aur Humse Dosti Karne Wala Kabhi "Bor" Nahi Hota !!

Aapki Yaad Karte Hai Itni Asman Me
Rosani Hai Jitni Yakeen Nahi To Call Karke Dekhiye
Hum Karenge Baat Aapse Utni Aapke Mobile Me Laxmi Hai Jitni !!

Dosti Me Baat Karo Jaise "Ful Talktime"Yad Karo
Jaise "Free Roaming"Pyaar Karo Jaise "Life Time"
Jhagada Karo Jaise "No Coverage"Or Smile Jaise "Toll Free !!

Har Majboori Se Ladna Sikh Lo
Har Gum Ke Saath Jeena Sikh Lo
Busy Hum Bhi Kam Nahi
Par Hamari Tarah Dosto Ko Yaad Karna Sikh Lo !!

1 Hassi Jo Hasa De 1 Ansoo Jo Rula De
1 Aarzoo Jo Jaga De 1 Chahat Jo Samza De
Har Aahat Jo Jaan Le Us Rishte Ka Naam Hai Dosti!!

Kya Karege Ishq Kar Ke Dosto
Jab Cahane Wale Ne Hi Dil Tod Diya
Hum Par Shak Na Karo Dosto
Kyu Ki Humne To Ab Ishq Karna Hi Chhod Diya !!

Kaise Ho Tum Jo Chodkr Ja Rahe Ho
Aapne Sab Kasme Wade Todkar Ja Rahe Ho
Teri Dosti Pe Bhi Yakin Tha Humko
Phir Kis Liye Tum Muh Modkar Ja Rahe Ho !!

Dosti Kisi Ki Riyasat Nahi Hoti
Maut Kisiki Amanat Nahi Hoti
Sambhal Ke Rakna Qadam Yaaha
Don Ki Dosti Todne Wale Ki Zamanat Nahi Hoti !!

Kabhi To Teri Palko Pe Jhilmil Aau Mai
Tu Intzaar Kare Aur Na Aau Mai
Dost Samundar Me Pahuch Ke Fareb
Mat Karna Kaho To Kinare Pe Hi Doob Jau Mai !!

Dosti Yakeen Pe Tiki Hoti Hai,
Ye Deevar Badi Mushkil Se Khadi Hoti Hai,
Kabi Fursat Mile To Padhna Kitab Rishto Ki,
Dosti Khoon Ke Rishton Se Bhi Badi Hoti Hai !!

Samundar Me Na Koi Jab Kinara Milega
Na Apno Ka Jab Tumhe Sahara Milega
Dubte Waqt Zara Tum Yeh Dekh Lena
Ki Us Waqt Bhi Tumhe Hath Hamara Milega !!

 

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