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Thursday, November 10, 2011
Feelings
A thousand words rose to my lips but fell silent,
A million emotions churned out from my heart
Outnumbering the stars in the night sky,
In that silence tears rolled down my cheeks
to find the gentle palm of yours holding mine.
The warmth of your hand gave my soul wings to fly
from the year-long separation that we have had,
Your very presence cleared all the doubts
just as the sun drives away the clouds.
It was bliss to lose myself
in the infinite love of your perfect eyes,
It was heaven to melt away
in the honey dew smile of yours,
which said you will never leave me!
Some Amazing Lines...
A true quote:
if silence is meant to be the best for all situations...then why we all get o hurt when people don't talk to us??
one of the very true & greatest illusions of life is that.... "we always believe there is more time in tomorrow then today"
We work for making better tomorrow but when tomorrow comes instead of enjoying again we start thinking for better tomorrow.
thts life
When we were small we laughed less but there was infinite hidden happiness as we grow up we learn to laugh more to hide the unspoken sadness
Perfect Pearl:
Remember that no one will understand you perfectly in life just give credit to those who have at least tried to do it...
A heart dies when it is not able to share its feelings... but a heart kills itself when another heart doesn't understand its feelings...
Loving someone doesn't need a reason if u can explain why u love someone it's called 'like'
If u can't explain it's simply called 'love'
Heart Melting Words:
Tears will'nt come when u miss a person, it comes when u don't want to miss a person....just feel it!!!
Beautiful truth against gravity:
The heart feels light when someone is in it. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it......
Sharing problems & asking for help doesn't mean that we are weak or incompetent, it usually indicates an advanced level of trust...
Walking alone is not difficult... but when we walked a mile with someone, then coming back alone is more difficult....
A very nice observation:
The world's best friends never have the same nature they just have the best 'understanding' of their 'differences'
Don't judge a person by what other's say the person may be true to you but not to others because the same sun which melts the ice hardens the clay too…
don't feel bitter that people remember you only when they need you feel privileged that you are like a candle that comes to mind when there's a power failure
Truth of Life:
we make them cry who care for us, we cry for them who never care for us & we care for them who will never cry for us... smooth roads never make good drivers clear sky never make good pilots problem free life never makes strong person so don't ask life 'why me?' say 'try me'...
you can fall in love with the personality of any one but remember finally you have to live with the character & not with the personality....
mistakes are painful when they happen but years later a collection of mistakes is called experience
which leads you to success....
life is like a piano. shite keys are happy moments & black keys are sad moments but remember both keys are played together to give sweet music…
often we stand at life's crossroads & view what we think is the end. but GOD has much vision &
he tells us 'relax my child' its just a 'bend'...
we live in our dreams,but dreams may die. don't get shattered,never ever cry; the world is big & has lots to give pick up a new dream thats the way to live...
when you feel you are alone in a crowd when you think no one can understand you when you hate your life just close your eyes & see her face who loves you more than anyone else who cares for you in loneliness & dies for you when you cry she is no one but your sweet loving MOM...
the best relationship is not the one which is free from problems & Misunderstandings its the one where a sorry & a smile can make everything perfect as before...
a good relation does not depend on how good understanding we have but it depends on how better we avoid misunderstandings...
care is the sweetest form of love when someone says take care it really means that you will stay in their heart till its last beat...
one can cross an ocean without wetting his legs but cannot cross his love & life without wetting his eyes...
every one has a 'best friend' during each stage of life but only lucky ones have the same friend in all stages of life...
Life is different than teacher,A Teacher teaches lesson. then keeps the exam. But the life keeps the exam first then teaches the lesson...
Affection Is Not Measured When Both Take Care Of Each Other It Is Measured When One Ignores And The Other Still Continues To Care...
In life, we seldom find true love if ever you find it, hold on to it and never let it go, for it is the only true thing in life...
Thoughts lead on to purpose leads into actions form habits habits decide character and Character fixes our destiny...
It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime to forget someone...
Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be. Because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do... Never allow someone to be your priority when you're just an option for them...
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment...
Khwaeishen
Hume Teri Bahon Me Fannah Hona Hain
Tere Dil Me Aaj Utar Jana Hai
Tere Aankhon Ke Sagar Me Dub Jana Hain
Tere Har Gum Ko Apna Bana Lena Hai
Tere Chehre Ki Ek Hasi
Ban Gayi Meri Har Khushi
Tere Liye Duniya Se Lad Jaun
Pyaar Ki Khatir Kuch Bhi Kar Jaun
Teri Rooh Ko Choo Jana Hai
Tujhe Apna Bana Hai
Teri Aankhon Se Gira Har Moti
Ab Toh Hume Pi Jana Hai
Tumhari Muskurahat Ke Piche Chupe Gum Ko
Aaj Apni Aankhon Me Sajana Hain
Teri Aankhon Me Ek Khwab Sajana Hai
Tuje Apna Bana Hai
Zindagi
Zindagi Ek Kitab Hai
Jiske Har Panne Par Ek Khwab Hai
Ek Rishat Hai, Ek Ehsas Hai
Koi Na Jane Uske Har Pane Ke Bad Kya Hain
Vo Toh Hum Sochte Hain Ki Zindagi Mazak Hai
Kehne Ko Toh Ziindagi Apni Hoti Hai
Par Hum Jite Kisi Or Ke Lite Hai
Yaaron Kabhi Kisi Ke Liye Marke Toh Dekho
Kabhi Mat Sochna Ki Zindagi Ek Mazak Hai
Zindagi Toh Ek Kitab Hain
Jiske Har Pane Par Ek Khwab Hai
Zindagi Kabhi Apne Liye Jiyo
Uske Har Ehsas Ko Jiyo
Fir Manoge Ki Yeh Zindagi Kitni Haseen Hai
Kabhi Mat Sochna Zindagi Mazak Hai
Yeh Toh Ek Kitab Hai
Ziske Har Paane Par Khwab Hai
Zindagi Me Ahmesha Dukh Nahi Hote
Na Hi Hamesha Khushi
Yeh Toh Bas Bhwnao Ka Sehlav Hai
Kabhi Mat Sochan Zindagi Mazak Hai
Yeh Toh Ek Kitab Hain
Jiske Har Panne Par Khwab Hai
Nighaen
Nighaen Bahut Kuch Kehti Hai
Nazre Bahut Kuch Sehti Hai
Inse Nighaen Mila Kar Toh Dekho
In Ka Dard Samjh Kar Toh Dekho
Fir Kehna Ki Mujhe Tumse Pyaar Nahi
Fir Kehna Ki In Nighaon Me Tumhara Aitbar Nahi
Meri Wafayi Par Tumhe Naaz Nahi
Kabhi In Aankhon Me Zhak Kar Toh Dekho
Har Assoon Ki Ek Kahani Hai
Bas Yahi Meri Zubani Hai
Jawani Tere Naam Ki
Teri Bewafai Mere Kis Kaam Ki
Lafzo Me Jo Mai Kah Na Saka
In Nighaon Se Dadhkar Toh Dekho
Kabhi In Aankhon Me Zhak Kar Toh Dekho
Ways 2 Make You Smile
01. Call an old friend, just to say hi.
02. Hold a door open for a stranger.
03. Invite someone to lunch.
04. Compliment someone on his or her appearance.
05. Ask a coworker for their opinion on a project.
06. Bring cookies to work.
07. Let someone cut in during rush hour traffic.
08. Leave a waitress or waiter a big tip.
09. Tell a cashier to have a nice day.
10. Call your parents.
11. Let someone know you miss them.
12. Treat someone to a movie.
13. Let a person know you really appreciate them.
14. Visit a retirement center.
15. Take a child to the zoo.
16. Fill up your spouse’s car with gas.
17. Surprise someone with a small gift.
18. Leave a thank-you note for the cleaning staff at work.
19. Write a letter to a distant relative.
20. Tell someone you thought about them the other day.
21. Put a dime in a stranger’s parking meter before the time expires.
22. Bake a cake for a neighbor.
23. Send someone flowers to where they work.
24. Invite a friend to tea.
25. Recommend a good book to someone.
26. Donate clothing to a charity.
27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go.
28. Bag your own groceries at the checkout counter.
29. Give blood.
30. Offer free baby-sitting to a friend who’s really busy or just needs a break.
31. Help your neighbor rake leaves or shovel snow.
32. Offer your seat to someone when there aren’t any left.
33. Help someone with a heavy load.
34. Ask to see a store’s manager and comment on the great service.
35. Give your place in line at the grocery store to someone who has only a few items.
36. Hug someone in your family for no reason.
37. Wave to a child in the car next to you.
38. Send a thank-you note to your doctor.
39. Repeat something nice you heard about someone else.
40. Leave a joke on someone’s answering machine.
41. Be a mentor or coach to someone.
42. Forgive a loan.
43. Fill up the copier machine with paper after you’re done using it.
44. Tell someone you believe in them.
45. Share your umbrella on a rainy day.
46. Welcome new neighbors with flowers or a plant.
47. Offer to watch a friend’s home while they’re away.
48. Ask someone if they need you to pick up anything while you’re out shopping.
49. Ask a child to play a board game, and let them win.
50. Ask an elderly person to tell you about the good old days.
51. During bad weather, plan an indoor picnic with the family.
52. Buy someone a goldfish and bowl.
53. Compliment someone on their cooking and politely ask for a second helping.
54. Dance with someone who hasn’t been asked.
55. Tell someone you mentioned them in your prayers.
56. Give children’s clothes to another family when your kids outgrow them.
57. Deliver extra vegetables from your garden to the whole neighborhood.
58. Call your spouse just to say, I love you.
59. Call someone’s attention to a rainbow or beautiful sunset.
60. Invite someone to go bowling.
61. Figure out someone’s half-birthday by adding 182 days, and surprise them with a cake.
62. Ask someone about their children.
63. Tell someone which quality you like most about them.
64. Brush the snow off of the car next to yours.
65. Return your shopping cart to the front of the store.
66. Encourage someone’s dream, no matter how big or mall it is.
67. Pay for a stranger’s cup of coffee without them knowing it.
68. Leave a love letter where your partner will find it.
69. Ask an older person for their advice.
70. Offer to take care of someone’s pet while they’re away.
71. Tell a child you’re proud of them.
72. Visit a sick person, or send them a care package.
73. Join a Big Brother or Sister program.
74. Leave a piece of candy on a coworker’s desk.
75. Bring your child to work with you for the afternoon.
76. Give someone a recording of their favorite music.
77. Email a friend some information about a topic they are especially interested in.
78. Give someone a homemade gift.
79. Write a poem for someone.
80. Bake some cookies for your local fire or police department.
81. Organize a neighborhood cleanup and have a barbecue afterwards.
82. Help a child build a birdhouse or similar project.
83. Check in on an old person, just to see if they’re okay.
84. Ask for the recipe after you eat over at someone’s house.
85. Personally welcome a new employee at work and offer to take them out for lunch.
86. While in a car, ask everyone to buckle up because they are important to you.
87. Let someone else eat the last slice of cake or pizza.
88. Stop and buy a drink from a kid’s lemonade stand.
89. Forgive someone when they apologize.
90. Wave to someone looking for a parking space when you’re about to leave a shopping center.
91. Send a copy of an old photograph to a childhood friend.
92. Leave a pint of your spouse’s favorite flavor of ice cream in the freezer with a bow on it.
93. Do a household chore that is usually done by someone else in the family.
94. Be especially happy for someone when they tell you their good news.
95. Compliment a coworker on their role in a successful project.
96. Give your spouse a spontaneous back rub at the end of the day.
97. Serve someone in your family breakfast in bed.
98. Ask someone if they’ve lost weight.
99. Make a donation to a charity in someone’s honor.
100. Take a child to a ballgame.
And last, but not least…
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Thursday, July 14, 2011
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE YOUR FACE,
YOUR SMILE SHINES SO BRIGHT
I AM IN PARADISE.
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
I CAN SEE THE STARS,
YOU CAME INTO MY LIFE
NOW I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
YOU ARE ALL I SEE
YOU ARE HEAVEN TO ME.
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
THIS FEELING NEVER ENDS
PLEASE GUIDE ME FROM THIS UNKNOWN
MAKE ME YOUR VERY OWN.
WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE BEAUTY ALL AROUND
I CAN HEAR THE BIRDS SING,
WE ARE WALKING IN THE SAND
YOU ARE WITH ME
HOLDING MY HAND.
WHEN I OPEN MY EYES
YOU ARE REALLY THERE,
TO TAKE AWAY MY TROUBLES
YOU DO SO MUCH TO CARE.
I WILL KEEP MY EYES WIDE OPEN
LOOK AT THINGS, I DID NOT SEE,
WE HAVE A DREAM COME TRUE
IT WILL ALWAYS LAST WITH YOU AND ME
Jinki tamanna dilme thi,
Judai ab hum unki sehte hai,
fursat nahi unhein humse baat karne ki,
isliye hum har waqt khamosh se rehte hai...
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
प्यार हुआ भी है कि नहीं
कई बार आप खुद समझ नहीं पाते कि आपको प्यार हुआ भी है कि नहीं..आइए हम करते हैं आपकी मदद...ये 12 बातें साबित कर देंगी कि आप प्यार में है कि नहीं...
12
जब आप रात को उससे फोन पर बात कर देते हैं और फोन रख देते हैं, तो फोन रखने के दो मिनट बाद भी आपको उनकी याद आती है...
11
जब आप उनके साथ होते है तो खुद ही धीरे चलने लगते हैं....
10
उनके आसपास होने से खुद आपको शर्म आने लगती है.....
9
उनकी आवाज सुनते ही आपके चेहरे पर हंसी खिल जाती है......
8
जब उनकी तरफ आप देखते हैं तो आसपास खड़ा कोई और नजर नहीं आता, बस वही नजर आता है....
6
वहीं है बस जिसके बारे में आप सोचते हैं.......
5
आप को यह एहसास है कि जब भी आप उन्हें देखते हैं तो हमेशा हंसते रहते है.....
4
उन्हें देखने के लिए आप कुछ भी कर सकते हैं......
3
यह सब पढ़ते समय आपके दिमाग में किसी एक इंसान की सूरत घूम रही है......
2
यह पढ़ते समय आप उस इंसान के बारे में पढ़ने में इतने मशगूल थे कि आपको ध्यान ही नहीं रहा कि सातवें नंबर का पाइंट तो है ही नहीं.......
1
अब आप ऊपर जा कर 7 वां नंबर ढूंढेगे, और नीचे आकर खुदko.
....PLZ..YE
MAT PUCHHNA
.....ki mai ko.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Words from married wise men...
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,"What does a woman want?"
-Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
-Anonymous
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
-Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
-James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Patrick Murra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
-Nash
You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.
-Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.
-Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the cl-assifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
-Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
-Anonymous
SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
Monday, April 4, 2011
5 Ways to Make Sex Sexier
A good sex life takes time. Also efforts to maintain it. It won't always be easy our busy lives are taxing and often leave us tired and devoid of the imagination and motivation required to keep up the pace. Having good sex doesn't necessarily mean spending hours and hours of frolicking, it can be as simple as doing something a little different just for a change.
While sex drive is natural, how we express our sexuality varies from instinctual mating just to get off or have children, to expressing caring intimacy and loving sensuality with our partners. Mating sex is natural. Caring, intimate sexuality is learned.
People view sexuality in different ways depending on their culture, personal attitudes and expectations, which are often based on past experiences. Sadly, many are exposed to negative sexual experience in childhood, which greatly inhibits positive, other-centered sexual sharing. But we often become defensive and resistant to learning new sexual attitudes.
1 Sex in a new locale is definitely up there in exciting things to do for better sex. You can take a drive somewhere secluded where you can get a bit risqué.
2 Cock rings slow the drain of blood out of your erection, and keep you harder for longer. A very hard penis stimulates a woman's insides slightly differently -- and much better -- than one that is getting soft around the edges. Cockrings serve many different purposes for different people. First, they are safe, provided that you do not wear one for more than 15-20 minutes at a time. Basically, they trap the blood vessels that drain the penis, allowing it to stay firm for 15-20 minutes at a time. Wearing one for longer than that risks that the structures will not be getting fresh oxygenated blood, and cells may start to die.
3 Sex should be something to which you look forward. Foreplay is what gets you excited and anticipating the main event. It doesn't have to be limited to the 15 minutes before you'd like to have sex. You could start the day with sexy text messages (think MMS with a revealing photo or an e-mail expressing how hot your husband looked as you both left for work).
4 Reaching orgasm at the same time is easier said than done. But if the woman can orgasm (it's usually more difficult for her) and she gives her husband fair warning that it's about to happen, he might be able to reach orgasm with her. This intensifies the moment and truly has the two of you feeling like one (not to mention feeling like porn stars). In the end, you'll probably collapse into each others' arms from exhaustion - and have the best sleep ever.
5 It's extreme, yes, but highly effective. That's because when you tell yourself you can't have something, you want it even more. The same is true in the bedroom -- especially if you and your partner have been together for a while and sex has become automatic. Instead of focusing on the end game, learn to enjoy the sensuality of sex. Tease yourself -- and him. Get undressed, dim the lights and take turns exploring each other's bodies.
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Koshish Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Koshish Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Lahron Se Dar Kar Nauka Par Nahin Hoti
Koshish Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Nanhi Chiti Jab Dana Lekar Chalti Hai
Chadhti Deewaron Par Sau Bar Phislati Hain
Man Ka Viswas Ragon Mein Sahas Bharta Hain
Chadhkar Girna Girkar Chadhna Na Akharta Hain
Akhir Uski Mehnat Bekar Nahin Hoti
Koshis Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Dubkiyan Sindhu Mein Gotakhor Lagata Hain
Ja Jakar Khali Haath Laut Aata Hain
Milte Nahin Sahaj Hi Moti Gahre Pani Mein
Badhta Duna Utsah Isi Hairani Mein
Muthi Uski Khali Her Bar Nahi Hoti
Koshis Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
Asaflta Ek Chunauti Hain Swavikar Karo
Kya Kami Rah Gayi Dekho Aur Sudhar Karo
Jab Tak Na Safal Ho Nid Chain Ko Tyago Tum
Sangharshon Ka Maidan Chod Mat Bhago Tum
Kuch Kiye Bina Hi Jayjaykar Nahin Hoti
Koshis Karne Walon Ki Her Nahin Hoti
- Love Nismi Give Comment
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Diwali Poems for You to Cherish......Happy Diwali to All My Friends
It's the "Festival of Lights" today,
It's again the day of Diwali,
It's time to dress up folks,
It's time to adorn the thali.
It's the occasion to throng the temples,
Pray to the Gods and give them offerings,
It's an opportunity to entreat the deities,
To bless us all and rid us of sufferings.
It's the day to light the diyas,
Ignite the rockets and burst crackers,
But it's also the time to be safe,
From the fireworks and all the sparklers.
It's the season to pay a visit,
To all our friends and relations,
To hand them over sweets and presents,
Diwali is our splendid chance.
But while you spend a time of joy,
Don't think it's merriment all the way,
Out there wait many of those,
For whom it's no time to be gay.
Denied of laughter and smiles for days,
They know not what it is to enjoy,
Can you not share something you have,
Can you not bring them a little joy?
When you can make someone else smile
When you can be someone's ally
That's when you can yourself be glad
That's when you'll have a HAPPY DIWALI!
MY LOVE FOR YOU
When U Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U...
U Asked Me: "What Is It?"
When U Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Blushed.. U Look Down And Smile..
When U Were 20 Yrs Old, vinod Said I Love U....
U Put Ur Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear..
When U Were 25 Yrs Old, vinod Said I Love U....
U Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N
Said : "U Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.."
When U Were 30 Yrs Old, vinod Said I Love U....
U Said: "If U Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.."
When U Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For U To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.."
When U Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Were Knitting And U Laugh At Me..
When U Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love U....
U Smile At Me..
When U Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love U....
We Sitting On The Rocking Chair With Our Glasses On.. I'm Reading Your Love Letter That U Sent To Me 50 Yrs Ago..With Our Hand Crossing Together..
When U Were 80 Yrs Old, U Said U Love Me!
I Didn't Say Anything But Cried..
That Day Must Be The Happiest Day Of vinod's Life!
Because U Said U Love
Me!!!
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Phir Chand Khila
Phir Chand Khila
Phir Raat Thami
phir Dil Ne Kaha
Hai Teri kami
Phir Yaado'n K Jhonkey Mehk Gaye
Phir Dil k Armaa'n Behk Gaye
Phir Jannat c Lagti hai Zamee'n
Phir Dil Ne Kaha
Hai Teri Kami
Phir Guzray Lamho'n Ki Baaten
Phir Jagi Jagi c Raaten
Phir Theher Gai Palko'n Pe Nami
Phir Dil na Kaha
Hai Teri Kami....
agar kabhi koi lamha
agar kabhi koi lamha
aisa zakhm de jaye
k koi bhi marham us
zakhm ko na bhar paye
Tum udas mat hona
Tum mayush mat hona
zindgi k sub mausam
saray log ay humdum
aik se nahi hote
zindgi ki rahon main
hadsey bhi atey hain
hadson se barh ker kuch
waaqay bhi atay hain
waqt k hi marhum se
zakhm bhar bhi jatay hain
din buray hon ya achay
bus guzer hi jatay hain
waqt ko guzerna hai
zakhm ko bhi bherna hai
dard k charhay derya
ko abhi uterna hai
Tum udas mat hona
Tum mayush mat hona
Its Balle Balle time again!
Sardarji one
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
-Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Sardarji two
After returning from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife - Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me “are you a foreigner?”
Sardarji three
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village?
Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
Sardarji four
Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Sardar writes - Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.
Sardarji five
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the third floor, and it has caught fire, so how will you escape?
Sardar: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!
Sardarji six
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status.
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardarji seven
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf.
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I love her, but she said her chappals are new.
Sardarji eight
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife.
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!
Sardarji nine
Sardar attending an interview.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Sardar: If you give me the address I will go there sir.
Sardarji ten
Sardar in airplane going to Bombay.
While it is landing he is excited and shouts: Bombay.. Bombay
Airhostess: Be silent.
Sardar: Ok. Ombay… Ombay!
Funny
4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola.
1 bhi customer nahi aaya ..
Kyun..?
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*Chal ek aur*
Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola.
1 bhi customer nahi..
Kyu..?
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petrol pump ka board nahi hataya..
*Chal ek aur*
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.
Kyu..?
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2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..
*Chal ek aur*
Taxi
kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.
but taxi wahi ki wahi.
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*Chal ek aur*
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa.
warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye.
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bachhe ka baap bhi sardar tha..
Good jokes-sardar again
Why does a sardar study in front of mirror?
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1) It saves revision time.
2) He likes combined studies.
3) Lastly he wants sum1 2 keep an eye on him.....
Sardar saw a board at the center of a pond
He tried to read but couldn’t
At last he swims to the center of the pond just to read
“Crocodile present, don’t swim”
2 Sardars bank lootne gaye,
Par gun bhool gaye…
Phir bhi bank loot liya
Kaise???
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Bank Manager bhi sardar tha. Bola
“I trust you, gun kal dikha dena”
One day sardar found cigarette in daughter’s room
“Oh God, she smokes?”
Then found whisky,
“Oh God, she drinks?”
Then finally saw a nude boy,
“Thank god, toh yeh sab is munde ka hai”
Santa ke pita USA se aaye.
Pita: teri maa kahan hai?
Santa: Woh toh marr gayee!
Pita: Saale tune mujhe bataya q nahin?
Santa : Maine socha aapko surprise dunga
Santa ko koi mobile pe tang karta tha
Santa ne new sim car kharid kar usse sms kiya
“Mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tang
nahin kar sakta“
Santa : I kiss my wife before i go to office
Friend: I also kiss your wife after you go to your office
Santa: Haha.., but I am first!
Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, upar ka seat mila tha…
Dost: Toh exchange kyun nahin kiya
Sardar: Arrey bewakoof, kisse karta... neeche ke seat pe koi bhi nahin tha.
Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarentee hai:
Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin
tutega
Sardar: Wah!! Pack it..
Sardarni: Lo light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo ki na vahi sardaron waal baat,
Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayega
Sardar ko ladki hui
Sardarni: Sunoji, jab yeh badi hogi toh ladke usse patayengey
Sardar: oye, koi gal nahin kushwinder, maine is problem ka solution dhoond
liya hai
Sardarni: Kya?
Sardar: Hum iska naam “Didi” rakhengey
Sardar's dad died and he was crying
after a couple of minutes sardar cries Louder.
Friend :- What happened now?
Sardar :- My sister just call me. Her dad also died......
Postman :- Oye Pappe ! pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 mile
chalna pada.
Sardarji :- Kyu? Aap Courier kar dete. ........
Ek sardar puri zindgi sochta raha, sochta raha
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Nasa ne 3 sardaro ko chand pe bheja, rocket uda magar adhe raste se vapas
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Unko pucha gaya to bole... : Aaj amaswas hai chand to nhi hoga.......
If sardar want to dial 9449494494..
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar ji.
Sardar: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
Sardar:So what? You hv writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED.......
Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle
suddenly he saw a snake hanging on d tree
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sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree nearly d snak
And he said: " ese latak ne se height nhi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAIN
pee laye.. "..
Sardar n Wife waiting 4 train
Itane me PUNJAB MAIL aayi,
Sardar bhag k train me chad gaya aur
wife se bola Jab PUNJAB FEMALE aaye to chad ja....
Sardar: Yeh kela(banana) kaisa diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sardar:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de........
One day a Santaji talking with his friend....
Santa ji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Santaji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6
months. ..
Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwe me gir gayi,
bahut chot lagi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
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Santa: Ab theek hi hogi,
kal se kuwe se awaz nhi aa rahi hai..
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arrey ab kya ek sardar chain se paani bhi naih pi sakta..ismein bhi joke
chahiye tumhe...
jaan lelo bechare sardaron ki...
hahaha….
Thoughts For The Day
No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending.
God didn't promise days without pain, laughter, without sorrow, sun, without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way.
Disappointments are like road bumps, they slow you down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards. Don't stay on the bumps too long. Move on!
When you feel down because you didn't get what you want, just sit tight and be happy, because God has thought of something better to give you.
When something happens to you, good or bad, consider what it means.
There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you how to laugh more or not to cry too hard.
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the prson to realize your worth.
It's better to lose your pride to the one you love, than to lose the one you love because of pride.
We spend too much time looking for the right person to love or finding fault with those we already love, when instead we should be perfecting the love we give.
Never abandon an old friend. You will never find one who can take there place.
Friendship is like wine, it gets better as it grows older.
BHEEGI RATON MEIN !
Koi Waqat Purana Yaad Aya
Phir Daor Suhana Yaad Aaya,
Aor Chupky Se In dewaron Pe
Kuch Likh Kar JanaYaad Aaya,
Tera Milna Paidh Ki Chaon Mein
Aor Sir Rakh Dena Kandhy Per,
Mera Ye Kehna Koi Dekh Na Le
Tera Wo Ghabrana Yaad Aaya,
Aisa Bhi To Aksar Hota Tha
Mein Tujh Ko Chorny Jata Tha,
Barish Ki Bheegi Raton Mein
Tera Hath Hilana Yaad Aaya,
Wo Waqat Geya Beety Lamhy
Ab Har Janib Tanhaie Hai,
Bas Ek Hai Manzar Ankhon Mein
Tera Chorr K Jana Yaad Aaya !
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One Line Proposals, Even Shorter Rejections
1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Reply : I don't mind where you die.. as long as you do!
2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten?
3. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.
Reply : Yes, they are. I've been running away from you!
4. Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
Reply : Yeah.. why don't you walk by and just keep walking!
6. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.
Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Reply : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would be enough)
8. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.
Reply : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place!
9. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.
Reply : So, that's your problem.. simple mathematics otherwise!
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Sunday, August 22, 2010
Teacher and Student
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Student: shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?.....
Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan
Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Student- bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Student: pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Student: hum do humare do :)
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Thursday, August 12, 2010
Jaan Bhi Tere Paas Hai !!
Sari Duniya Ki Muskan Tere Pass Hai
Ye Jamin Or Asman Tere Pass Hai
Gum Na Karna Ki Tuje Yaad Nahi Karte
Ae Dost Meri To Jaan Bhi Tere Paas Hai !!
Dard Dene Wale Bahut Milte Hai
Mgar Dard Lene Wale Bahut Kam Milte Hai
Najuk Waqt Me Hame Yaad Karna Kyoki
Jingdi Me Sachhe Dost Bahut Kam Milte Hai !!
Firaq-E-Yaar Me Jo Ja Milenge
To Mere Jaise Hosle Kam Milenge
Jahan Saari Duniya Nigahe Fer Legi
Wahan E Dost Tumhe Sirf Hum Milenge !!
Sache Dost Ki Ek Nishani -"Wo Aapki”
Aankhon Me Us Waqt Dard Dekh Leta Hai,
Jab Duniya Aapse Keh Rahi Hoti Hai
Yaar Tum Muskurate Bahut Ho !!
Chor Ki Chori Me Shor Nahi Hota,
Nayi Patang Me Dor Nahi Hota,
Har Gali Me Mod Nahi Hota,
Aur Humse Dosti Karne Wala Kabhi "Bor" Nahi Hota !!
Aapki Yaad Karte Hai Itni Asman Me
Rosani Hai Jitni Yakeen Nahi To Call Karke Dekhiye
Hum Karenge Baat Aapse Utni Aapke Mobile Me Laxmi Hai Jitni !!
Dosti Me Baat Karo Jaise "Ful Talktime"Yad Karo
Jaise "Free Roaming"Pyaar Karo Jaise "Life Time"
Jhagada Karo Jaise "No Coverage"Or Smile Jaise "Toll Free !!
Har Majboori Se Ladna Sikh Lo
Har Gum Ke Saath Jeena Sikh Lo
Busy Hum Bhi Kam Nahi
Par Hamari Tarah Dosto Ko Yaad Karna Sikh Lo !!
1 Hassi Jo Hasa De 1 Ansoo Jo Rula De
1 Aarzoo Jo Jaga De 1 Chahat Jo Samza De
Har Aahat Jo Jaan Le Us Rishte Ka Naam Hai Dosti!!
Kya Karege Ishq Kar Ke Dosto
Jab Cahane Wale Ne Hi Dil Tod Diya
Hum Par Shak Na Karo Dosto
Kyu Ki Humne To Ab Ishq Karna Hi Chhod Diya !!
Kaise Ho Tum Jo Chodkr Ja Rahe Ho
Aapne Sab Kasme Wade Todkar Ja Rahe Ho
Teri Dosti Pe Bhi Yakin Tha Humko
Phir Kis Liye Tum Muh Modkar Ja Rahe Ho !!
Dosti Kisi Ki Riyasat Nahi Hoti
Maut Kisiki Amanat Nahi Hoti
Sambhal Ke Rakna Qadam Yaaha
Don Ki Dosti Todne Wale Ki Zamanat Nahi Hoti !!
Kabhi To Teri Palko Pe Jhilmil Aau Mai
Tu Intzaar Kare Aur Na Aau Mai
Dost Samundar Me Pahuch Ke Fareb
Mat Karna Kaho To Kinare Pe Hi Doob Jau Mai !!
Dosti Yakeen Pe Tiki Hoti Hai,
Ye Deevar Badi Mushkil Se Khadi Hoti Hai,
Kabi Fursat Mile To Padhna Kitab Rishto Ki,
Dosti Khoon Ke Rishton Se Bhi Badi Hoti Hai !!
Samundar Me Na Koi Jab Kinara Milega
Na Apno Ka Jab Tumhe Sahara Milega
Dubte Waqt Zara Tum Yeh Dekh Lena
Ki Us Waqt Bhi Tumhe Hath Hamara Milega !!
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Friday, August 6, 2010
list of our progressive states & cities
I have a list of our progressive states and cities
The most corrupt state: New Delhi (Corruption is taught @ the Age of 10 here) Hence children's cheat their own parents most here in the North..
The most Violent State: Jammu & Kashmir
The Most Lazy state: Himachal
The Most Educated state: Kerala
The most Devoted State: Chennai
Neighbors pride owners envy state: Andhra
Determined state: Bangalore
Colourful state: Goa
The most Vibrant: Gujrat
Raw materials State: Bihar
Confused State: Haryana
Green State : Punjab.
No Mans Land: Nagaland
State run by the Bureucrats only : U.P
Silent State: Orissa
Dead State: West Bengal :-) [?]
Wet State: Arunachal
Anonymus state: Manipur
Foreign state: Pondicherry, tripura, Meghalaya (none of he youngsters are aware of these states as part of india (sic)
Warriors state: Maharashtra
Disciplined state: Madhya Pradesh
Simple state: Rajasthan
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