Galileo used to study in small lamp,
Graham bell used to study in candle,
Shekspeare used to study in street lite,
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Mujhe yeh samaj nahi aata "SAALE DIN ME JHAK MARTE THE KYA"....
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Harbhajan Singh ne apni premika se pucha kya main tumhara pehla pyar hu,
Ladki Boli... Kar di na Sardaro wali baat... SPINNERS ko kabhi new ball milti hai....
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Bus Chali, Jhatka Laga,
1 Sarda, 1 Ladki par ja gira...
Ladki Boli - Batmeej kya kar rahe ho?
Sardar Bola - Ji Punjab University se B.Com kar raha hu...
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Judge - Why did you attack that young man?
Old Lady - He grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on the bed & shouted APRIL FOOL...
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Puri botal na sahi, ek jaam to ho jaye,
milna na sahi, dua salam to ho jaye,
jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai,
kam se kam unhe jukam to ho jaye..... Wah... Wah... Wah.
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Ashwarya - Main tere liye sab chod dungi,
Abhishek - Maa - baap,
Ash - haan,
Abhi - bhai bhehan,
Ash - haan,
Abhi - films,
Ash - haan,
Abhishek - Aur VIVEK, SALMAN & ASHISH ko bhi?
Ash - Apni aukat me reho. Vivek, Salman tak thik hai magar ASHISH nahi...
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Pramod Mahajan Ke Bhai ne usse goli marr di,
bcoz wo use ignore karta tha, na msg karta tha na mail karta tha, na reply
Aapka kya khayal hai....
Reply karenge..?
Ya Subah ghar aaun...?
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An old man marries is a young girl.
Interviewer asks to girl - Aapne in me Shaadi ke liye kya dekha.
Girl - Ek to inki "in come" our doosra inke "din come"....
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Banta kal raat ek ladki mujhe scooty par bahut durr le gaye, sare kapade
utar ke boli jo chahiye le lo, main scooty le aaya, kapado ka kya karta main.......
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