just to laugh

Lighter side of Poems........To make U Smile

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you.. should be kept in the zoo.

Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you...

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And....
I got a heart attack straight away...

God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

Teri Yaad

Ae dost teri yaad bahaut aati hai
Tanhai mein mujhe bahaut sataati hai.

Kis se kahoon apne dil ki baat main
Ye hawa bhi kab tak saath nibhati hai.

Ye baarish ki boondein, ye matti ki khushbu
Mujhe tanha dekh kar mera mazaak uraati hein.

Mujhe tum se hai mohabbat itni
Tanhai mein tumhari awaaz aati hai.

Deta hai sadaa koi mujhe door se
Lagta hai mujhe meri dost bulati hai.

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

when u Love.someone

When you love someone so deep inside,
It seems like it's so easy to hide.
You've loved her for so very long,
You would think she could do no wrong.

Every day you would hope and pray,
hat she would always stay this way.
She treated you like you should be treated,
You thought your life was finally completed.

You thought your love was growing true,
And then one day it was all so blue.
She started putting you down and it hurt,
You thought all you were to her was dirt.

She started ignoring you and you wondered why,
All you wanted to do was curl up and die.
You thought your relationship would never end,
But that was all so fake and pretend.

One day She was so sweet to you,
You thought all those things were maybe untrue,
Two days later she was back the same,
You thought you were the one to blame.

She thought the relationship was getting too serious
And that you had become a little too curious.
By this time you knew it wouldn't last,
ll the nice things She said were in the past.

You thought that you would marry her some day,
But this time God wanted to get her way.
ou wanted things back how they were before,
But you knew this couldn't happen anymore.

It was a Wednesday morning about 3 o'clock,
You heard the news and it wasn't a shock.
You knew this was going to happen soon,
As you laid there and cried in the pale lit moon.
- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

बहुत बार कहना चाह था में पर. तुम नही समझे

बहुत बार कहना चाह था में पर. तुम नही समझे

हमारी दोस्ती और प्यार के भीच की पतली लाखीर में पार कर नही पतों नाज्देकियो का सबब बताना चाह था में पर. तुम नही समझे

संग चाहता था तुम्हारे, सादा के लिए तुम्हारे लिए अपना प्यार जाताना चाह था में पर. तुम नही समझे

कभी झाककर मेरी आंखों में देखा होतासारी दस्ता पड़ लेते तुम्बे इन्तहा प्यार झलकता था तुम्हारे लिए इन में पर. तुम नही समझे

बदल को पर कर, तारो के चादर से जब छलकती चांदनी छु था मुझ्कोतो लगता बाहों में भर लिया तुम नेमें तडपता रहा तुम्हारे लिए पर इस तड़प को...तुम नही समझे

अपना काम, अपने दोस्त, अपने सपनो में खोया रहा, अपनी मसरूफियत से तुम्हें न वक्त मिला, मेरे सपने, मेरी आरजू, मेरे अरमानो को...तुम नही समझे

अपने अरमानो को दफना कर जब में किसी और का हुआ मेरे आन्सो पोचते तुम, मुझे समझाते राहयूं आंसू का कारण, अपना प्यार खोने की तड़प, मेरी अधूरी कहानी को... तुम नही समाझे

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

Definition of friendship

The definition of Friendship

What is a true friend? Often, I have struggled to understand what makes one person there, truly, more than the next. We all go through life with different people by our sides at different times in our lives. But some people distinguish themselves. They are true friends.

There are times in all of our lives when we need the comfort and solace of someone who understands completely, and for some reason, continues to help us when we are at our worst, perhaps even exhausting them.

Going through a time of crisis reveals that your real friends are. It's not to say that those who are not there for you in these bad times are not good people or good friends. But you get to see their true dedication and moral character when you face adversity.
But your real, true, friends are the ones who come through with flying colors, when you do not even have to ask. There is something magical about the bonds of true friendship. Though you may not have many kinds of these people in your life, be thankful for the ones who are there. The people in our lives are a blessing.
When going through rough times, don't expect everyone to understand—you will just be let down more if they do not. Reach out to your friends if you want them to understand, and give them the opportunity to help. (They aren't mind readers!)

If you do not find someone to understand, you know that the person has not defined themselves in your eyes as the kind of person who will be there through thick and thin.

You can still value people in your life who are not "till the end" friends. These people have just as much to offer, and it should be said that each person in your life is there for a reason. If a friend just does not get the idea that you need him or her, try and understand what that person is going through, or how they view the relationship. Don't be afraid to confront your friend to see if everything is okay. And most of all, don't expect everyone to run to your aid. Everyone is busy with his or her own lives. Rest assured, however, you will find a friend who will be there for you, and you will never truly be alone. Open your eyes to the people in your life and look for someone who you can depend on.

Most of all return the favor! When someone goes out on the live for you. You should do the same. Thank friends who have helped you through rough times and let them know how much you appreciate all they have done and who they are!

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Wo chandani ka badan

Wo chandani ka badan, khushbu ka saya hai
Bohat aziz hamein hai, magar praya hai

Utar bhi aao kabhi asman ke zeenoun se
tumhe khuda ne hamare liye banaya hai

Usse kisi ki mohabbat ka eitbar nahi
Usse zamaane ne shayad bohatt sataya hai

Mehk rahi hai zameen chandni ke phoolon se
Khuda kisi ki mohabbat pe muskuraya hai

Kahan se ayi ye khushbu, ye ghar ki khushbu hai
Iss ajnabi ke andherey mein kaun aya hai

Tamam umar mera dam ussi dhuyen mein ghuta
Wo ek diya tha mein ne usse bujhaya hai

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

I Need You Now

I Need You Now
My friend, I need you now-
Please take me by the hand.
Stand by me in my hour of need,
Take time to understand.
Take my hand, dear friend,
And lead me from this place.
Chase away my doubts and fears,
Wipe the tears from off my face.
Friend, I cannot stand alone.
I need your hand to hold,
The warmth of your gentle touch
In my world that's grown so cold.
Please be a friend to me
And hold me day by day.
Because with your loving hand in mine,
I know we'll find the way.
- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

Mera Bharat Mahaan???

Dear All,
Just think once & act.
Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)
Monthly Salary : 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month : 10,000
Office expenditure per month : 14,000
Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : 48,000 ( eg.For a visit from kerala to Delhi & return: 6000 km)
Daily DA TA during parliament meets : 500/day
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train: Free (For any number of times) (All over India )
Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or P.A.)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi : Free
lectricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units
Local phone call charge : Free up to 1 ,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense for a MP [having no qualification] per year : 32,00,000[i.e . 2.66 lakh/month]
TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000
For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :8,54,40,00,000 (nearly 855 crores)
AND THE PRIME MINISTER IS ASKING THE HIGHLY QUALIFIED, OUT PERFORMING CEOs TO CUT DOWN THEIR SALARIES…..
This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities...
And this is the present condition of our country:
855 crores could make their life livable !!
Think of the great democracy we have..............
PLEASE FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO ALL REAL CITIZENSOF INDIA ....
but,
STILL Proud to be INDIAN
I know hitting a delete button is easier.......bt........try 2 press fwd button 2 make people aware of it!
And after all this............. MERA DESH MAHAAN or should be say MERE NETA MAHAAN….
- LoveNIsmi ( Ansh Rav)

Jo Na Mil saka Wohi Bewafa

*Jo Na Mil saka Wohi Bewafa ,
Ye Bari Ajeeb si baat hai
Jo chala gaya mujhay Chorh kar ,
Wohi Aaj tak Meray Saath hai*
*Jo Kisi Nazar Say Ata hui,
Wohi Roshni hai Khayal main
Woh Na asakay, Rahoon Muntazir,
Ye Khalish Kahan Thee Visaal main*
*Meri Justujoo Ko Khabar Nahin,
Na Woh Din Rahay Na Raat Rahay
Jo Chala Gaya Mujhay Chorh Kar,
Wohi Aaj Tak Meray Saath Hai*
*Karay Pyar Lub Per Gila Na Hoo,
Ye Kisi Kisi Ka Naseeb hai
Ye Karam Hai Iski Jifa Nahin ,
Woh Juda Bhi Reh Kar Kareeb Hai*
*Wohi Ankh hai Meray Rubaroo,
Ussi Haath main Mera Haath hai
Jo Chala gaya Mujhey Chorh Kar,
Wohi Aaj Tak meray saath hai*
*Mera naam tak jo na lesaka,
jo mujhe qaraar na de saka
Jisaay Ikhtiayaar Tu tha Magar,
Mujhay apna Pyar na Dey saka*

Jai Maharastra -- Controversy

This is a wonderful mail circulating in favour of RAJ Thackerey have a look and tell these foolish minds to stop dividing INDIA

We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...

1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school.
2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi.
3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi.
4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.
5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men
6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals
7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)
8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only
9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?
10. Let's support kashmiri Militants because they are right to killing and injuring innocent people for benifit of there state and community......
11. Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world .
12. Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi.
13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states.
14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside.
15. We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari.
16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then they will become true Marathi's…
This mail should somehow reach Raj Thackrey so forward it to as many ppl as possible.
This mail needs to be read by all INDIANS.
So please help in this cause.Keep Forwarding.
- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Daddy

HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES:

At 4 Years My daddy is great.

At 6 Years My daddy knows everybody.

At 10 Years My daddy is good but is short tempered

At 12 Years My daddy was very nice to me when I was young.

At 14 Years My daddy is getting fastidious.

At 16 Years My daddy is not in line with the current times.

At 18 Years My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky.

At 20 Years Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy.

Wonder how Mother puts up with him.

At 25 Years Daddy is objecting to everything.

At 30 Years It's becoming difficult to manage my son.

I was so scared of my father when I was young.

At 40 Years Daddy brought me up with so much discipline.

Even I should do the same.

At 45 Years I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up.

At 50 Years My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up.

I am unable to manage a single son.

At 55 Years My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us.

He is one of his kind and unique.

At 60 Years My daddy is great.

Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st. stage. Realize the true value of your parents before its too late.

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)