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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

ALL THE REMARKABLE WOMEN YOU KNOW???

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to Amazing Theory about the Taj Mahal

*BBC says about Taj Mahal --- Hidden Truth - Never say it is a Tomb Aerial view of the Taj Mahal **

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The interior water well **

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Frontal view of the Taj Mahal and dome

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Close up of the dome with pinnacle

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Close up of the pinnacle

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Inlaid pinnacle pattern in courtyard

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Red lotus at apex of the entrance

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Rear view of the Taj & 22 apartments

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View of sealed doors & windows in back

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Typical Vedic style corridors

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The Music House--a contradiction

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A locked room on upper floor

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A marble apartment on ground floor

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The OM in the flowers on the walls

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Staircase that leads to the lower levels

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300 foot long corridor inside apartments

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One of the 22 rooms in the secret lower level

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Interior of one of the 22 secret rooms

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Interior of another of the locked rooms

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Vedic design on ceiling of a locked room

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Huge ventilator sealed shut with bricks

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Secret walled door that leads to other rooms

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Secret bricked door that hides more evidence

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Palace in Barhanpur where Mumtaz died

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Pavilion where Mumtaz is said to be buried

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-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

Seven Wonders

THE

SEVEN

WONDERS

OF THE

WORLD

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present “Seven Wonders of the World." Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes:

1. Egypt's Great Pyramids

2. Taj Mahal

3. Grand Canyon

4. Panama Canal

5. Empire State Building

6. St. Peter's Basilica

7. China's Great Wall

While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student had not finished her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many."

The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help."The girl hesitated, then read, "I think the ‘Seven Wonders of the World' is:

1. To See

2. To Hear

3. To Touch

4. To Taste

5. To Feel

6. To Laugh

7. And to Love."

The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop. The things we overlook as simple and ordinary and that we take for granted are truly wondrous!

A gentle reminder -- that the most precious things in life cannot be built by hand or bought by man.

-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Men are like

Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize

it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like. .... Laxatives. ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas....... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like...... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like..... Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like.... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like..... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ... Popcorn..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms.... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like........... Lava Lamps.... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.Men are like Parking Spots.......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

- LoveNismi( Ansh Rav )

Overconfidence!!!

Overconfidence!!!

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,

"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."

"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one bigger taste before declaring, "I give up, what it is?"

With great glee, the boy replied,

-LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha hey hey Ha ha ha !!!

Galileo used to study in small lamp,

Graham bell used to study in candle,

Shekspeare used to study in street lite,

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Mujhe yeh samaj nahi aata "SAALE DIN ME JHAK MARTE THE KYA"....

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Harbhajan Singh ne apni premika se pucha kya main tumhara pehla pyar hu,

Ladki Boli... Kar di na Sardaro wali baat... SPINNERS ko kabhi new ball milti hai....

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Bus Chali, Jhatka Laga,

1 Sarda, 1 Ladki par ja gira...

Ladki Boli - Batmeej kya kar rahe ho?

Sardar Bola - Ji Punjab University se B.Com kar raha hu...

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Judge - Why did you attack that young man?

Old Lady - He grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on the bed & shouted APRIL FOOL...

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Puri botal na sahi, ek jaam to ho jaye,

milna na sahi, dua salam to ho jaye,

jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai,

kam se kam unhe jukam to ho jaye..... Wah... Wah... Wah.

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Ashwarya - Main tere liye sab chod dungi,

Abhishek - Maa - baap,

Ash - haan,

Abhi - bhai bhehan,

Ash - haan,

Abhi - films,

Ash - haan,

Abhishek - Aur VIVEK, SALMAN & ASHISH ko bhi?

Ash - Apni aukat me reho. Vivek, Salman tak thik hai magar ASHISH nahi...

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Pramod Mahajan Ke Bhai ne usse goli marr di,

bcoz wo use ignore karta tha, na msg karta tha na mail karta tha, na reply

Aapka kya khayal hai....

Reply karenge..?

Ya Subah ghar aaun...?

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An old man marries is a young girl.

Interviewer asks to girl - Aapne in me Shaadi ke liye kya dekha.

Girl - Ek to inki "in come" our doosra inke "din come"....

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Banta kal raat ek ladki mujhe scooty par bahut durr le gaye, sare kapade

utar ke boli jo chahiye le lo, main scooty le aaya, kapado ka kya karta main.......

-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )