*** A true Love Story ***

An amazing Love Story

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee."

Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.

That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.

They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.. Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".

Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee? It's sweet. She replied. Love is not 2 forget but 2 forgive, not 2 c but 2 understand, not 2 hear but 2 listen, not 2 let go but 2 HOLD ON !!!!

Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love. Find a guy, who calls you beautiful instead of hot. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."

- Kulbhushan Chaudhary

- LoveNIsmi (Ansh Rav)

*** My heart is missing you...... ***

When you are gone

I feel so alone

I miss you dear

when you are not here

You make my day

Like when the sun shines in May

I need to see your smile

and I wish I could see it more then just once in a while

You are such delight

and add joy to my nights

I want you to know what you mean to me

and oh.. I hope that you can see

My heart is missing you

and I wonder... do you miss me to?

I hope that you do

because I know I miss you!!

I always hope you are ok, and nothing is wrong

When will I see you again.. oh I hope it won't be long!

I need to know that you care

and that no matter what you will always be there

Remember this is for you, my friend

and to you I will send

So keep it close to you heart

and if you do, we will never part.

My heart is missing you!!

I Miss You...

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

*** Another Set of My Creation ***

*Teri doli uthi Kisi aur ke dar (ghar/darwaze) ke liye toh,*

*Ek jaanaje ka pegaam tere dar par aayega,*

*Ruswa hogi mohabbat meri aur naam tera liya jayega,*

*Kahega aashiq zamana mujhe aur bewafa tujh he theraya jayega*

*Ho agar aasa kabhi, ke jaanaja uthe tere dar se mera toh*

*Pehchan lena mujhe nahi toh zamane se mohabbat ka naam uth jayega,*

*Charon aur virani si chayi hai,*

*Na tu hai na teri parchai hai,*

*Kyun tere bin maausi si chayi hai,*

*Ek baar aa ke deedar de de,*

*Is tadapte dil ko apna pyaar de de*

*Na phir chayagi yeh maausi na he teri yaad aayi,*

*Honge tum aur hum aur yeh maausi faana ho jayegi...*

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*Deewane hai unke naam ke,*

*Is baat se humhe inkaar nahi,*

*Kaise kahe hame unse pyaar nahi,*

*Kuch toh kasoor hai unki addaaon ka,*

*Hum akele hi toh gunehgar nahi*

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*Teri Doli uthi to ek janaza bhi zaroor jayega,*

*Teri mehndi ka raang mere khoon se hi aayega,*

*Yaad karoge hamari wafaoo ko tab,*

*Tadpogay tum bhi lekin us waqt haath mein tere kuch na aayega,*

*Yaad aayege woh pal jo saath bitaye they,*

*Kuch pal ke liye ansoo bhi teri ankhoo mein dastak de jayege*

*Yeh woh pal hoge jo zindagi bhar teri beewafa hone ke yaad dilayege*

*Yaad rakna logon jab jab kisi aashiq ke mehbooba ki doli uthai jayegi,*

*Jab jab is jaaha mein ek aashiq ka janaza bhi zaroor uthaya jayega,*

*Tabhi to us mehbooba ke haathoo mein mendhi ka raang aayega,*

*Jo us ki vidayi ka nahi us ke beewafi ki yaad dilayegi,*

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*Dil mein Baskar Dil jalate kyon ho,*

*Mujhse nafrat hai to mere khaboo mein aate kyon ho,*

*Nahi hai tumhe mera pyaar kabool to,*

*Pyaar ke shama mere dil mein jalate kyon ho*

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*Teri yaadon se door jana chahta hu,*

*Tujhe apni har saans se mitana chahta hu,*

*Mohabbat shabd se ab nafarat hai mujhe,*

*Is shabd ko duniyan se mita dena chahta hu,*

*Ab na raha yakin mujhe teri mohabbat par,*

*Is liye is duniyan se kudh ko mita dena chahta hu*

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*Tanhie mein bhi tera esshaas hai,*

*aaj bhi mere dil mein tere aane ki aas hai,*

*malum hai mujhe ki tu is jaha mein nahi*

*lekin tere na hote hue mujhe lagta hai ki tu mere aas pass hai,*

*mana ki chood gayi hai tu mujh is jaha mein aakela,*

*magar kahi na kahi tu bhi us duniya mein jaroor udass hai,*

*yaad to tujhe bhi aati hogi meri,*

*tab tanhie tujhe bhi esshas delati hogi mera*

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*Mat roko in ansoonyo ko, inhe beh jane do,*

*Jo chod gaye saath apna un ki yaad dilane do,*

*hogi nahi un se mulakat zindagi mein aab,*

*is hakkikat ko samjane do,*

*diya tha saath dene ka wada magar chod gaye rah mein,*

*is sachi ko mano aur in ansoonyo ko, inhe beh jane do,*

- Kulbhushan Chaudhary

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

*** HAMARI ADHOORI KAHANI ***

Saath Rooti Thi Mere Saath Hansa Karti Thi,

Wo Larki Jo Mere DiL Mei Basa Karti Thi.

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Meri Chahat Ki Talabgar Thi Is Darja Kay,

Wo Masjidon Pay Namazon Mei Duaa Karti Thi.

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Ek Lamhey Ka Bicharna Bhi Giran Tha Usko,

Rootey Huwe Mujhko Khud Se Juda Karti Thi.

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Mere Dil Mei Raha Karti Thi Dhadkan Ban Kar,

Or Saaye Ki Tarha Saath Raha Karti Thi.

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Rog Dil Ko Laga Bethi Anjaney Mei,

Meri Aaghosh Mei Marne Ki Duaa Karti Thi.

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Baat Qismat Ki Hai Sirf Juda Ho Gaey Hum,

Warna Wo Toh Mujhey Taqdeer Kaha Karti Thi..

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- Ramu Garg

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

*** પ્રેમ તો પ્રેમ છે. ***

પ્રેમ તો પ્રેમ છે.
શાને પૂછો એ કેમ છે.

ન ઘટે, ન ખૂટે.
બસ, સતત વહેતો રહે એમ છે.

ન કરે વાયદો, ન જુએ ફાયદો
વહેવારે એને ક્યાં બને એમ છે.

કારણ બતાવે એ તો નર્યો વ્હેમ છે.
બહાનાની જરૂર પ્રેમને કેમ છે.

- Kuldeep
- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

*** જોજો તો ખરા કેવી મલકાય છે. ***

નયનથી જો મળે નયન બે ઘડી,
દિલમાં કોઈના ઉતરાય છે.

આંખો જો હોય કોઈની દર્પણ સમી,
અંતરના બધાં ભેદ કળાય છે.

અંશ મળે જો આ નયનમાં પ્રેમ તણો,
કંઈક સરિતાના વ્હેણ રચાય છે.

જાત હશે જો એ કોઈ પરમ તણી,
વાત દરિયાની કરી છલકાય છે.

પામી જો એ સરિતા પંથ સાગર ભણી,
જોજો તો ખરા કેવી મલકાય છે.

- Kuldeep (Orkut)

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa

"Main Kabhi Batlata Nahin
Par Andhere Se Darta Hoon Main Maa
Yun To Main,Dikhlata Nahin
Teri Parwaah Karta Hoon Main Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata, Hain Na Maa
Tujhe Sab Hain Pata,,Meri Maa
Bheed Mein Yun Na Chodo Mujhe
Ghar Laut Ke Bhi Aa Naa Paoon Maa
Bhej Na Itna Door Mujkko Tu
Yaad Bhi Tujhko Aa Naa Paoon Maa
Kya Itna Bura Hoon Main Maa
Kya Itna Bura Meri Maa
Jab Bhi Kabhi Papa Mujhe
Jo Zor Se Jhoola Jhulate Hain Maa
Meri Nazar Dhoondhe Tujhe
Sochu Yahi Tu Aa Ke Thaamegi Maa"

-TarE JaMin PaR.

*** JAL JAATE HAI ***

Garmi e a hasrat e nakam se jal jaate hai,

Hum chiraghoon ki tarha shama se jal jaate hai,

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Shama jis aag mein jalti hai numaish ke liye,

Hum isi aag mein gumnam se jal jaate hai,

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Bach nikalte hai agar atish e siyaal se hum,

Shola aariz e gulfam se jal jaate hai,

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Jab bhi aata hai mera naam tere naam ke saath,

Jaane kyun log mere naam se jal jaate hai.

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For You Productions

-Ramu Garg

-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

Poem by a Father...

Chance to help someone who is in desperate need

Subject: Poem by a Father... ( plz do read )

A beautiful poem written by a Father to save his Daughter!!!

Do read it once... I am sure u also won't be left untouched by the words and the feelings that they depict.

The last stanza, after reading from the beginning, suddenly slows down the heart-beats...

DAD - BABY RACHEL - MOM *

A sad Dad's poem...

This is a beautiful poem. There is an appeal from a Zimbabwean

couple at the bottom of message, not asking for anything more

than that you hand the poem on.

The husband wrote the poem. *

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TO MY CHILD

Just for this morning, I am going to

smile when I see your face and laugh

when I feel like crying.

Just for this morning, I will let you* *

choose what you want to wear,

and smile and say how perfect it is.

Just for this morning, I am going to step* *

over the laundry and pick you up and take you to

the park to play.* *

Just for this morning, I will leave the

dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put

that puzzle of yours together.* *

Just for this afternoon, I will unplug

the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with

you in the backyard and blow bubbles.* *

Just for this afternoon, I will not yell

once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and

whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one

if he comes by.

Just for this afternoon, I won't worry

about what you are going to be when you grow up, or

second guess every decision I have made where you are

concern ed.* *

Just for this afternoon, I will let you

help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you

trying to fix them.* *

Just for this afternoon, I will take us

to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can

have both toys.* *

Just for this evening, I will hold you in

my arms and tell you a story about how you were

born and how much I love you.* *

Just for this evening, I will let you

splash in the tub and not get angry.

Just for this evening, I will let you* *

stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.

Just for this evening, I will snuggle* *

beside you for hours, and miss my favorite TV shows...

Just for this evening when I run my

finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be

grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given.

I will think about the mothers and

fathers who are searching for their missing children, the

mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's

graves instead of their bedrooms. The mothers

and fathers who are in hospital rooms* *

watching their children suffer senselessly and screaming

inside that little body* *

And when I kiss you goodnight I will hold* *

you a little tighter, a little longer. It is then,

that I will thank God for you, and ask him for

nothing, except one more day..............* *

Hi! I am a 29-year-old father. My wife and I have had a wonderful life together. God blessed us with a child too. Our daughter's name is Rachel and she is 10 months old. Not long ago did the doctors detect brain cancer in her little body.

There is only one way to save her and that is an operation. Sadly we don't have the money for the operation. AOL and Zdnet (in Zimbabwe) have agreed to help us.

The only way they can help is this: If you send this email to other people AOL will track this email and count how many people get it. Every person that opens this email and sends it to at least 3 people will give us 32c.

It hardly takes a min for you to forward this to your friends, Please do it.

(in Zimbabwe dollars) Please help us. * Please Donate this Site.

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

*** APNE HONTHON PAR SAJANNA CHAHTA HOON ***

Apne hothon pe sajaana chahta hoon,

Aa tujhe main gungunaana chahta hoon,

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Koi aansoo tere daman par gira kar,

Boond ko moti banaana chahta hoon,

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Thak gaya main karte karte yaad tujhko,

Ab tujhe main yaad aana chahta hoon,

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Chhaa raha hai saari basti main andhera,

Roshni ka ghar jalaana chahta hoon.

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For You Productions

-Ramu Garg

-LoveNismi ( Ansh rav )

Publish Post

10 Odd Uses for Airplanes

This is a house built by Bruce Campbell out of the Boeing 727 - he got a trendy, one-of-a-kind villa in the woods.

"Cosmic Muffin" is the most unusual boat, made out of a rare and historic aircraft - the Boeing 307 Statelier "(dating back from 1937) Before the Cosmic Muffin, there was the Penthouse. The Boeing 307 Statelier was fitted with a luxury interior, including a bedroom, and named The Flying Penthouse after being used in World War II. It was originally owned by Howard Hughes which he bought in 1939.

This Boeing 307, the Clipper Flying Cloud belongs to the Pan American Airways and has been restored for the National Air and Space Museum (the Smithsonian). The fully functional plane is the worlds only remaining Statelier.

This villa in South Africa was not meant to have an aircraft as a penthouse, but a funny incident made it that way. Until the plane is removed, the inhabitants enjoy their own private, fully equipped plane. This is not as uncommon as the rest, but it's certainly something worth seeing while in Russia. The aviation museum in Russia is one of a kind.

When you see an abandoned airplane, you naturally try to make the best of it. This is what some clever Romanians did somewhere near a national road - a functional restaurant in a deserted aircraft. An aircraft turned into a yacht. Until the rescue team arrives, one can enjoy the sun and water on the wing of the plane.

The following Fairchild C-123 was a part of one of the biggest scandals in the mid 1980's, involved in Reagan's plan to free US hostages held in Lebanon. Long story short, the plane was shot down in southern Nicaragua and was eventually abandoned at the International Airport in San Jose. The current owners bought it for $3,000 and turned it into "El avion" - a restaurant, bar, coffee store, and a relic of the Cold War.

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

NOW READ THIS.......

No one has ever challenged it except Prof. P. N. Oak, who believes the whole world has been duped. In his book Taj Mahal: The True Story, Oak says the Taj Mahal is not Queen Mumtaz's tomb but an ancient **Hindu temple **palace* * of** **Lord Shiva** (then known as **Tajo Meghalaya**). In the course of his research O asks discovered that the Shiva temple palace was usurped by Shah Jahan from then Maharaja of Jaipur, Jai Singh. In his own court ch ronicle, Badshahnama, Shah Jahan admits that an exceptionally beautiful grand mansion in.

** Agra **

Was taken from Jai Singh for Mumtaz's burial. The ex-Maharaja of Jaipur still retains in his secret collection two orders from Shah Jahan for surrendering the Taj building. Using captured temples and mansions, as a burial place for dead courtiers and royalty was a common practice among Muslim rulers.

For example, Humayun, Akbar, Etmud-ud-Daula and Safdarjung are all buried in such mansions. Oak's inquiries began with the name of Taj Mahal. He says the term "** **Mahal** " has **never been used for a building in any Muslim countries from Afghanis than to **Algeria **. **"The unusual explanation that the term Taj Mahal derives from Mumtaz Mahal was illogical in at least two respects.

Firstly, her name was never **Mumtaz Mahal **but **Mumtaz-ul-Zamani**," he writes. Secondly, one cannot omit the first three letters 'Mum' from a woman's name to derive the remainder as the name for the building."Taj Mahal, he claims, is a corrupt version of **Tajo Meghalaya or Lord Shiva's Palace ****... Oak also says the love story of Mumtaz and Shah Jahan is a fairy tale created by court sycophants, blundering historians and sloppy archaeologists Not a single royal chronicle of Shah Jahan's time corroborates the love story.

Furthermore, Oak cites several documents suggesting the Taj Mahal predates Shah Jahan's era, and was a temple dedicated to Shiva, worshipped by Raj puts off **Agra** city. For example, Prof. Marvin Miller of **New York **took a few samples from the riverside doorway of the Taj. Carbon dating tests revealed that the door was 300 years older than Shah Jahan. European traveler Johan Albert Mandelslo, who visited **Agra** in 1638 (only seven years after Mumtaz's death), describes the life of the cit y in his memoirs. But he makes no reference to the Taj Mahal being built. The writings of Peter Mundy, an English visitor to **Agra **within a year of Mumtaz's death, also suggest the Taj was a noteworthy building well before Shah Jahan's time.

Prof. Oak points out a number of design and architectural inconsistencies that support the belief of the Taj Mahal being a typical Hindu temple rather than a mausoleum. Many rooms in the Taj! Mahal have remained sealed since Shah Jahan's time and are still inaccessible to the public** **. Oak asserts they contain a headless statue of Lord Shiva and other objects

commonly used for worship rituals in Hindu temples **Fearing political backlash, Indira Gandhi's government t ride to have Prof. Oak's book withdrawn from the bookstores, and threatened the Indian publisher of the first edition dire consequences . There is only one way to discredit or validate Oak's research.

The current government should open the sealed rooms of the Taj Mahal under U.N. supervision, and let international experts investigate. Do circulate this to all you know and let them know about this reality.....

-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

ALL THE REMARKABLE WOMEN YOU KNOW???

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to Amazing Theory about the Taj Mahal

*BBC says about Taj Mahal --- Hidden Truth - Never say it is a Tomb Aerial view of the Taj Mahal **

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The interior water well **

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Frontal view of the Taj Mahal and dome

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Close up of the dome with pinnacle

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Close up of the pinnacle

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Inlaid pinnacle pattern in courtyard

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Red lotus at apex of the entrance

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Rear view of the Taj & 22 apartments

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View of sealed doors & windows in back

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Typical Vedic style corridors

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The Music House--a contradiction

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A locked room on upper floor

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A marble apartment on ground floor

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The OM in the flowers on the walls

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Staircase that leads to the lower levels

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300 foot long corridor inside apartments

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One of the 22 rooms in the secret lower level

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Interior of one of the 22 secret rooms

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Interior of another of the locked rooms

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Vedic design on ceiling of a locked room

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Huge ventilator sealed shut with bricks

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Secret walled door that leads to other rooms

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Secret bricked door that hides more evidence

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Palace in Barhanpur where Mumtaz died

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Pavilion where Mumtaz is said to be buried

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-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )

Seven Wonders

THE

SEVEN

WONDERS

OF THE

WORLD

A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present “Seven Wonders of the World." Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes:

1. Egypt's Great Pyramids

2. Taj Mahal

3. Grand Canyon

4. Panama Canal

5. Empire State Building

6. St. Peter's Basilica

7. China's Great Wall

While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one student had not finished her paper yet. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list. The girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many."

The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help."The girl hesitated, then read, "I think the ‘Seven Wonders of the World' is:

1. To See

2. To Hear

3. To Touch

4. To Taste

5. To Feel

6. To Laugh

7. And to Love."

The room was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop. The things we overlook as simple and ordinary and that we take for granted are truly wondrous!

A gentle reminder -- that the most precious things in life cannot be built by hand or bought by man.

-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

Men are like

Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize

it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

1. Men are like. .... Laxatives. ..... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas....... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like...... Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like..... Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like.... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like..... . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like..... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ... Popcorn..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms.... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like........... Lava Lamps.... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13.Men are like Parking Spots.......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

- LoveNismi( Ansh Rav )

Overconfidence!!!

Overconfidence!!!

It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.

The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,

"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.

The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."

"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.

The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one bigger taste before declaring, "I give up, what it is?"

With great glee, the boy replied,

-LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha hey hey Ha ha ha !!!

Galileo used to study in small lamp,

Graham bell used to study in candle,

Shekspeare used to study in street lite,

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Mujhe yeh samaj nahi aata "SAALE DIN ME JHAK MARTE THE KYA"....

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Harbhajan Singh ne apni premika se pucha kya main tumhara pehla pyar hu,

Ladki Boli... Kar di na Sardaro wali baat... SPINNERS ko kabhi new ball milti hai....

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Bus Chali, Jhatka Laga,

1 Sarda, 1 Ladki par ja gira...

Ladki Boli - Batmeej kya kar rahe ho?

Sardar Bola - Ji Punjab University se B.Com kar raha hu...

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Judge - Why did you attack that young man?

Old Lady - He grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on the bed & shouted APRIL FOOL...

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Puri botal na sahi, ek jaam to ho jaye,

milna na sahi, dua salam to ho jaye,

jinki yaad mai hum bimar pade hai,

kam se kam unhe jukam to ho jaye..... Wah... Wah... Wah.

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Ashwarya - Main tere liye sab chod dungi,

Abhishek - Maa - baap,

Ash - haan,

Abhi - bhai bhehan,

Ash - haan,

Abhi - films,

Ash - haan,

Abhishek - Aur VIVEK, SALMAN & ASHISH ko bhi?

Ash - Apni aukat me reho. Vivek, Salman tak thik hai magar ASHISH nahi...

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Pramod Mahajan Ke Bhai ne usse goli marr di,

bcoz wo use ignore karta tha, na msg karta tha na mail karta tha, na reply

Aapka kya khayal hai....

Reply karenge..?

Ya Subah ghar aaun...?

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An old man marries is a young girl.

Interviewer asks to girl - Aapne in me Shaadi ke liye kya dekha.

Girl - Ek to inki "in come" our doosra inke "din come"....

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Banta kal raat ek ladki mujhe scooty par bahut durr le gaye, sare kapade

utar ke boli jo chahiye le lo, main scooty le aaya, kapado ka kya karta main.......

-LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav )