BANTA SINGH'S LETTER TO BILL GATES

Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,

which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any’re-scooter' is available in system? I find only’re-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows say 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'.

11. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Last one from me to Mr. Bill Gates:

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

Regards,

- Banta Singh

LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

UR DAY reaLLy bad?

I was feeling boxed in,

And had to get out;

My day was so bad,

I wanted to shout.

The kids were misbehaving,

The cat pooped on the floor;

My spouse was inattentive,

And the cops were at my door.

They said I had to find,

A way to shush the dog;

The neighbors were complaining,

Saying, I should own a frog.

Just then, the phone rang;

And in my heart I knew;

Twas yet another bill collector,

Trying to get his due.

My in-laws were coming for dinner,

And I had burned the meal;

Another reason for them to think,

That I was less than ideal.

The TV cable went out again;

The toilet overflowed;

The basement flooded

'Cause the pump was shot;

The floors all warped and bowed.

Just then the freezer quit,

Spoiling all the food;

And the headache that I got

Did nothing to help my mood.

I went out for a movie,

Just to get away;

But the show was sold out;

Adding more to my lousy day.

I drove over to the local pub,

To get myself a drink;

But when it slipped

And spilled into my lap,

I knew I had to re-think.

I decided it might be best,

If I just go on home;

But when I got there,

What a surprise;

My kids were not alone.

The house was in shambles,

The kids tried to make amends;

They'd thrown a party

While I was gone, And invited all their friends.

I couldn't face anymore today,

So I went online instead;

But when I got that familiar boot,

I decided to go to bed !

So if you think your day is bad;

Remember these words, my friend;

Someone else may have it worse;

So it's not so bad in the end!

Have a great day!!

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

The Right Brain vs Left Brain

The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?

If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.

Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it.

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

शहर की इस दौड़ में दौड़ के करना क्या है?

शहर की इस दौड़ में दौड़ के करना क्या है?
जब यही जीना है दोस्तों तो फ़िर मरना क्या है?

पहली बारिश में ट्रेन लेट होने की फ़िक्र है
भूल गये भीगते हुए टहलना क्या है?

सीरियल्स् के किर्दारों का सारा हाल है मालूम
पर माँ का हाल पूछ्ने की फ़ुर्सत कहाँ है?

अब रेत पे नंगे पाँव टहलते क्यूं नहीं?
108 हैं चैनल् फ़िर दिल बहलते क्यूं नहीं?

इन्टरनेट से दुनिया के तो टच में हैं,
लेकिन पडोस में कौन रहता है जानते तक नहीं.

मोबाइल, लैन्डलाइन सब की भरमार है,
लेकिन जिग्ररी दोस्त तक पहुँचे ऐसे तार कहाँ हैं?

कब डूबते हुए सुरज को देखा था , याद है?
कब जाना था शाम का गुज़रना क्या है?

तो दोस्तों शहर की इस दौड़ में दौड़् के करना क्या है
जब् यही जीना है तो फ़िर मरना क्या है?

- LoveNismi

कोई दीवाना कहता है कोई पागल समझता है

कोई दीवाना कहता है कोई पागल समझता है
मगर धरती की बैचेनी को बस बादल समझता है।
तू मुझसे दूर कैसी है, मैं तुझसे दूर कैसा हूँ
ये तेरा दिल समझता है या मेरा दिल समझता है।
मुहब्बत एक अहसासों की पावन सी कहानी है
कभी कबिरा दिवाना था, कभी मीरा दिवानी है।
यहाँ सब लोग कहते हैं, मेरी आंखों में आँसू हैं
जो तू समझे तो मोती है , जो ना समझे तो पानी है।


इस छोटी सी जिन्दगी के, गिले-शिकवे मिटाना चाहता हूँ,
सब को अपना कह सकूँ, ऐसा ठिकाना चाहता हूँ,
टूटे तारों को जोड़ कर, फिर आजमाना चाहता हूँ,
बिछुड़े जनों से स्नेह का, मंदिर बनाना चाहता हूँ.

हर अन्धेरे घर मे फिर, दीपक जलाना चाहता हूँ,
खुला आकाश मे हो घर मेरा, नही आशियाना चाहता हूँ,
जो कुछ दिया खुदा ने, दूना लौटाना चाहता हूँ,
जब तक रहे ये जिन्दगी, खुशियाँ लुटाना चाहता हूँ.

याद आए कभी तो आँखें बंद मत करना,
हम ना भी मिलें तो गम मत करना,
ज़रूरी तो नही के हम नेट पेर हैर रोज़ मिलें,
मगर ये दोस्ती का एहसास कभी कम मत करना.
बहते अश्को की ज़ुबान नही होती,
लफ़्ज़ों मे मोहब्बत बयां नही होती,
मिले जो प्यार तो कदर करना,
किस्मत हर कीसी पर मेहरबां नही होती..

- LoveNismi
- Sonik

A FRIEND MOST TRUE

I need to know if you're my true friend,

will you be by my side until the end?

Can I tell you my secrets deep,

and trust them in your heart you'll keep?

We are neither of us without our flaws,

can you accept mine as I will yours?

I'll be a shoulder to cry on when you're blue,

will you be there for me when I need you?

No matter how busy I will make time for you,

if you are busy will you make time for me too?

I will take your hand and comfort your tears,

will you hold me and soothe my fears?

I will give you joy and many warm smiles,

can we share that even across many miles?

I will not forget what's important to you,

will you remember what's important to me too?

With you my most favorite things I'll share,

If only I know do you truly care?

If you can accept me as I do you,

then I will know you are a friend most true.

-LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

KABHI YUN BHI TO HO!

kabhi yun bhi tu ho!

darya ka sahil ho

pure chand ki raat ho

aur tum ao!

kabhi yun bhi tu ho!

paryon ki mehfil ho

koi tumhari baat ho

aur tum ao!

kabhi yun bhi tu ho

sooni har manzil ho

koi na mere saath ho

aur tum ao!

kabhi yun bhi tu ho!

ye badal aise toot ke barse

mere dil ki tarha milne ko

tumhara dil bhi tarse

tum niklo ghar se!

kabhi yun bhi tu ho

kabhi yun bhi tu ho

tanhaai ho, dil ho boondein ho, barsat ho

aur tum ao!

kaash !

kabhi yun bhi tu ho!

-LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

*** World's largest swimming pool, AMAZING! ***

If you like doing laps in the swimming pool, you might want to stock up on the energy drinks before diving in to this one. It is more than 1,000 yards long, covers 20 acres, had a 115ft deep end and holds 66 million gallons of water.

Yesterday the Guinness Book of Records named the vast pool beside the sea in Chile as the biggest in the world But if you fancy splashing out on one of your own - and you have the space to accommodate it - then beware: This one took five years to build, cost nearly £1billion and the annual maintenance bill will be £2million.

The man-made saltwater lagoon has been attracting huge crowds to the San Alfonso del Mar resort at Algarrobo, on Chile’s southern coast, since it opened last month. Its turquoise waters are so crystal clear that you can see the bottom even in the deep end.

It dwarfs the world's second biggest pool, the Orthlieb - nicknamed the Big Splash - in Morocco, which are a mere 150 yards long and 100 yards wide. An Olympicsize pool easures some 50 yards by 25 yards. Chile’s monster pool uses a computer- controlled suction and filtration system to keep fresh seawater in permanent circulation, drawing it in from the ocean at one end and pumping it out at the other.

The sun warms the water to 26c, nine degrees warmer than the adjoining sea. Chilean biochemist Fernando Fischmann, who’s Crystal Lagoons Corporation designed the pool, said advanced engineering meant his company could build "an impressive artificial paradise" even in inhospitable areas. "As long as we have access to unlimited seawater, we can make it work, and it causes no damage to the ocean."

- LoveNimsi (Ansh Rav)

*** BEHTEY HOYE AANSOO ***

$ *-*-*-*-* FOR YOU *-*-*-*-* $*

*behte hoye aansoo tera saath maangte hai*

*meri ye khali bahe tera haath maangte hai*

*gamo ke saaye kidher hum jaye*

*kaisi hai ye tanhayi jo mehfil main sataye*

*mere khamosh arman teri mulaqaat maangte hai*

*behte hoye aansoo tera saath maangte hai*

*aasma hai zamee hai dikhtey sabhi hai*

*jise dhonde aankhe wo sajan nahi hai*

*dil ki ye duwaye saath tere din raat maangte hai*

*akele hum jiye ja rahe hai *

*saas kaise liye jaa rahe hai*

*hayera zindagi ke sawal ye jine ki ejazat maangte hai*

-LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

*** My Friend ***

I'm so happy you are my friend

I thank God for you each day

You are only an e-mail away,

We are friends now until the end.

We may never meet down here

But at the Jordan river we will share.

You are truly one of a kind,

When I talk to God, you're on my mind.

God knew I would need a special friend

I thank Him for sending you my way.

Just know that I love you dearly,

I pray God's love in your heart to stay.

You make my days happy and bright

Sending e-mail across the miles

You always know just what to say,

Your kind words make me smile.

I find strength in good days and bad

And when the clouds are hanging low,

God says, hold on a little longer child,

I'm sending trials to help you grow.

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

*** MAAF KARNA LAAZMI THA ***

$ *-*-*-*-* FOR YOU *-*-*-*-* $*

*Gustakhiya woh yuh karte rahe par*

*Hamhara unhe maaf karna laazmi tha*

*Pyar tha unse, Har tarah unhe apnana laazmi tha*

*Woh jo na samjhe is baat ko...*

*Unka humhein tukrana laazmi tha*

*Dil ki baat dimag jo na samjha*

*Raasto ka alag hona laazmi tha*

*Par har baat har rishte se...*

*ziyada chaha tha unko,*

*Dil ka hamhara Toot jaana laazmi tha*

*Yeh dard ab jo haad se bad gaya...*

*To humhein unhe bhul jaana chaha...*

*Par humhare dil ke hatho yuh bebas hona*

*Unhe na bhula pana laazmi tha*

*Gustakiya woh you karte rahe par*

*Humhara unhe maaf karna laazmi tha *

*For You Productions*

-Ramu Garg

-LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

*** New Domain Names-Joke ***

Recently Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating specialdomains, including ".luna" and ".moon," for Web sites based on the moon.

But why stop there? Here are some new proposed domains, and what you can expect from the sites in them…

".trek"--contains audio files of William Shatner

".bill"--Microsoft has bought this company

".love"--for people who would rather cuddle

".slow"--based in a distant country with no T3 lines

".geek"--assumes you know what all the acronyms mean

".404"--we stopped maintaining our servers in 1996

".y2k"--contains theories about the end of the world

".burn"--huge multimedia files will crash your computer

".*"--contains gossip about celebrity melt downs

".duh"--explains, in detail, stuff you already know

- LoveNismi ( Ansh Rav)

*** BARSON KE BAD DEKHA ***

Barson ke bad dekha, ik shakhs dil-ruba SA

Ab zehen mein nahi hai, per naam tha bhala SA

Abroo khinche khinche se, aankhein jhuki jhuki si

Batein ruki ruki si, lehja thaka thaka SA

Alfaz they ke jugnoo, awaaz ke safar mein

Ban jaye jangalon mein jis tarha raasta sa

Khuwabon me khuwab us ke, yadon me yad uski

Neendon mein ghul gaya ho jese ke rat-jaga sa

Pehle bhi log aaye kitne hi zindagi mein

Wo har tarha se lekin auron se tha juda sa

Agli muhabbaton ne wo naa muradiyan deen

Taza rafaqaton se dil tha dara dara sa

Kuch ye ke mudstone se ham bhi nahi they roye

Kuch zeher mein bujha tha ehbab ka dilasa

Hamne bhi usko dekha kal sham ittifaqan

Apna bhi haal hai ab logon Faraz ka sa

- LoveNismi (Ansh Rav)

7 Qualities of a Good Leader

7 Qualities of a Good Leader

1. A good head to be able to evaluate the quality of ideas and
Suggestions presented to him.

2. A good heart to be able to be compassionate and fair with the people.


3. A good spirit to be able to hear the voice of God. Some paths
God will lead you down don't make head and heart sense at the
Time.

4. A good eye to be able to see things other people cannot.

5. A good tongue to be able to communicate the vision to the
People and motivate them to follow.

6. A good hand to be able to do the things that need to be
done. Knowing the right way is not the same as doing it.

7. A good foot to set an example for the people. A minor flaw can outshine a major mission in the eyes of small minds.